Scarlett Johansson

Ding, ding - we've got the latest instalment in a Celebville skirmish.

First Lindsay Lohan reportedly laid down the gauntlet of hostility...

Ring a ding ding - bust out the champers and shower down in confetti.

We're bringing wedding tidings...

Miley Cyrus has been chatting boys.

And Beyonce's being chatted about.

Here in the Showbiz Shed, we love an on-screen snog.

Man-on-woman, man-on-man, woman-on-woman - we're very open.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have stepped out in LA.

They took a turn down the red carpet for Woody Allen's new flick, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Ashlee Simpson has a gobby hubby.

And how is Snoop Dogg gonna be the next Johnny Cash?

Scarlett Johansson is far, far away.

All the way up on cloud nine in fact.

Barnacles, codswallop, baloney and claptrap.

It's all run of the mill for certain celebs once they open their big, loud gobs.

Take a peek down the Hollywood Walk Of Fame with our girl Dionne Clarke.

She's bringing us the top five stories the LA-ers are gossiping about this week.

Check out this little beauty.

Make sure it doesn't blind you.

Is Tom at the couch-surfing again?

And who's quitting Ugly Betty?

Love is in the air in Celebville.

It seems to be everywhere we look around in 2008.

All made-up, in front of the lens, celebs are a pretty sight.

But what happens when stars snap and decide to show us their other side?

Something's landed back in Kate Moss' lap - or rather, on her head.

It's kinda sparkly and rather sought after.

Scarlett Johansson has given a whole new meaning to the phrase "cheap date".

She’s certainly not that.