Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

With a lavish upbringing and lifestyle to match, socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is no stranger to a bit of bling.

But her latest escapade takes the phrase diamond geezer to an entirely different level.

'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's going on here then?

Something's got Tara Palmer-Tomkinson in a very merry mood.

'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's going on here then?

Something's got Tara Palmer-Tomkinson in a very merry mood.

OK, we know full well that Celebville can be one strange town.

But sometimes even we can still be flummoxed.

The benefit of the doubt is about to be dished out.

We feel this celeb needs our understanding.

Forget facelifts.

There's a new celeb craze to keep wrinkles at bay.

It's no surprise that folk are happy about Kate Moss' split with Pete Doherty.

Some of her buddies are cock-a-hoop and hope it will help the model get back on her feet.

Yee-haw! Why on earth is Tara P-T jumping in and out of her car in a Dukes Of Hazzard styl-ee?

We thought only the Dukes Of Hazzard jumped in and out of their car without opening the door.

But Tara Palmer-Tomkinson does it too - when she's on a mission for cakes.

For a lot of people, it's pretty darn tricky to buy the one house.

But Tara Palmer-Tomkinson isn't feeling the pinch of rising prices and interest rates.

She has not been the luckiest gal in love, has Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

But that doesn't mean Taz isn't willing to help others on their search for a fella.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has one very good reason never to take drugs again...

Her nose would drop off.

We love a good ol' fly-on-the-wall.

Who could forget the hilarity of The Osbournes - but there's soon to be a new family on the TV block.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson recently won Celebrity Fame Academy...

And now it looks like she has also won herself a new friend.

Always remember the little people...

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson knows to do just that.