Uma Thurman

If fingers could wink, this one would be batting its eyelashes all over the shop.

That's if it wasn't too weighed down by the sheer heaviness of this diamond, of course.

Uma Thurman and fiance Arpad Busson want to share.

Just think of us as a direct line between them and you.

Want to see Uma Thurman's travel itinerary?

Because with all the speculation going on, we've done a mock-up for you.

It's a mighty fine day to say hip, hip, hooray for Uma Thurman.

Because Cupid's come a-visiting in her camp.

Uma Thurman is a superstar of the big screen.

So we gave it some raising of our eyebrows when we heard this news.

We bet Uma Thurman is breathing a huge sigh of relief.

The man accused of stalking her has been found guilty.

Uma Thurman has testified in court.

The star took the stand in New York to recount her scary moments in a case against a man accused of stalking her.

Uma Thurman was glowing at the premiere of her new flick last night.

Well, we would be too - with a troupe of buff firemen as our entourage.

Ethan Hawke better get practising his nappy-changing technique.

Let's hope he hasn't got too rusty.

Woah, there.

Uma Thurman was positively boiling with rage at the Valentino show in Paris last night.

Kylie Minogue has done it again.

Set the stage alight, that is.

Stars turned out in droves for the Swarovski Fashion Rocks event.

And someone went see-through for the evening, too.

Our hearts go out to Uma Thurman.

After all, we know what it's like to have men become totally obsessed with us...

Is this celebrity playing a game?

Hide-and-seek, perhaps?

There's something fishy going on here.

And mark our words we will get to the bottom of it.