George Clooney

Is George Clooney destined to be a bachelor boy until his dying day?

Well, it certainly seems like the hunky actor certainly has commitment issues.

George Clooney only had eyes for one lady in London last night. Sob.

We've often wondered what it'd be like to date the gorgeous George Clooney.

Imagine for a moment being Elisabetta Canalis here - getting whisked to the Venice Film Festival party at the drop of a hat.

Share the same love?

Yes, we're talking Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney.

George Clooney has broken our hearts...

Again.

Good news everyone - George Clooney is still of this world.

We're pleased to report that the silver-haired fox is definitely still breathing, despite reports that he'd met his maker on Monday.

George Clooney, for your sake, we hope not.

Because really, this is no way to treat us.

You really should know a little more about him.

We feel it's only fair, that, like prospective parents-in-law, he should be properly introduced.

Cindy Crawford's hubby, Rande Gerber, has had a tough time recently.

The business mogul is being sued for sexual harassment by a pair of former female employees.

George Clooney is a tasty-looking fella.

But is he really good enough to eat?

We can barely control the tide of emotion that this news brings.

Phew.

George Clooney's just like us.

There's no frills for this Hollywood hottie when he flies domestic.

We're not surprised George Clooney is surrounded by ladies.

They're like moths to a flame at his annual fund-raiser party for Darfur, in London last night.

Eviction Notice.

Evictee: George Clooney.

Wanna see George Clooney as you've never seen him before?

GC is working up a real sweat on the basketball court attempting to shoot some hoops.

Sssmmmaasshh - that's the sound of a Showbiz gal's heart breaking.

We've got wind of some goss that's really rocked the boat.

We have a daydream about a shirtless Brad Pitt and George Clooney...

Serving us cocktails by the ocean, or maybe mud-wrestling together.

Betty's hitting out at her TV rivals.

And there are no special rules for Jennifer Lopez.

Lisa Snowdon has a new man in her life.

And she's the one most freaked out by it.

So obliging is Brad Pitt - it can't be easy being mobbed by screaming fans.

But we bet he didn't bargain on rescuing an autograph-hunting child from falling into the choppy waters of Venice.

Brad Pitt wants more...

And we'll happily give it to him.

Showbiz Fax: To George Clooney.

Sender: Disgruntled Showbiz Shed member.

She's a hot-blooded female who's dated one of showbiz's hottest A-listers.

So it's a bit of a surprise to hear that Lisa Snowdon is holding back on the lurve front.

Celebrity tributes are pouring in following the death of Bernie Mac.

The popular comedian and Ocean's Eleven actor has died aged 50.

Question: Where do the beautiful people hang out?

Answer: On Cindy Crawford and hubby Rande Gerber's yacht in the South of France.

Has Jason Statham been sailing the seas of amore with George Clooney's ex gal?

Because reports have said Jason and Sarah Larson were spied out together.

Someone hand us a pair of earplugs, please.

George Clooney's ex, Sarah Larson, has been rabbiting on.

Dear - or wait, actually, we'll make this more personal, and say beloved George Clooney.

We have some news for you, and you for us, we believe.

George Clooney has been standing up for actors' rights.

While Heath Ledger is being tipped for a posthumous Oscar.

Are you the person Janet Jackson's searching for?

Has Snoop Dogg gone a lil' bit country?