George Clooney

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Yes, we're talking Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney.

George Clooney has broken our hearts...

Again.

Good news everyone - George Clooney is still of this world.

We're pleased to report that the silver-haired fox is definitely still breathing, despite reports that he'd met his maker on Monday.

George Clooney, for your sake, we hope not.

Because really, this is no way to treat us.

Cindy Crawford's hubby, Rande Gerber, has had a tough time recently.

The business mogul is being sued for sexual harassment by a pair of former female employees.

George Clooney is a tasty-looking fella.

But is he really good enough to eat?

We can barely control the tide of emotion that this news brings.

Phew.

Eviction Notice.

Evictee: George Clooney.

Sssmmmaasshh - that's the sound of a Showbiz gal's heart breaking.

We've got wind of some goss that's really rocked the boat.

We have a daydream about a shirtless Brad Pitt and George Clooney...

Serving us cocktails by the ocean, or maybe mud-wrestling together.

Lisa Snowdon has a new man in her life.

And she's the one most freaked out by it.

Brad Pitt wants more...

And we'll happily give it to him.

Showbiz Fax: To George Clooney.

Sender: Disgruntled Showbiz Shed member.

She's a hot-blooded female who's dated one of showbiz's hottest A-listers.

So it's a bit of a surprise to hear that Lisa Snowdon is holding back on the lurve front.

Celebrity tributes are pouring in following the death of Bernie Mac.

The popular comedian and Ocean's Eleven actor has died aged 50.

Question: Where do the beautiful people hang out?

Answer: On Cindy Crawford and hubby Rande Gerber's yacht in the South of France.

Has Jason Statham been sailing the seas of amore with George Clooney's ex gal?

Because reports have said Jason and Sarah Larson were spied out together.

Someone hand us a pair of earplugs, please.

George Clooney's ex, Sarah Larson, has been rabbiting on.

Dear - or wait, actually, we'll make this more personal, and say beloved George Clooney.

We have some news for you, and you for us, we believe.

We have a confession to make...

Our right hand may not be washed for some time yet.

She may not own Mr Clooney's heart anymore.

But seems Sarah Larson still knows how to get the guys running after her.

So while we're right happy that George Clooney is reportedly on the market again...

We've gotta wonder how his (former?

We know we shouldn't find joy in other people's sorrow.

But please allow us one big whoop just this time, OK?

Sad news in the Showbiz Shed.

Sydney Pollack has passed away at the age of 73.

Fashion alert - we repeat, fashion alert: we think an entire Gucci shop has gone missing.

Because by the looks of this mahoosive bag the shop's contents could be hiding in there.

So faced with the choice of George Clooney or David Beckham, we'd definitely have a struggle on our hands.

But how does Victoria Beckham feel the two of them shape up?

We've always known Kylie Minogue is a top-class gal.

Now some peeps across the pond have given her a medal to prove it.

You'll never believe what George Clooney's gone and done.

Our meeting with the man himself has left us reeling.

All is not well in the Clooney homestead.

They've had an unwelcome caller...

Will Renee Zellweger be joining Hollywood's yummy mummy brigade?

She's answered that question.