Peter Andre

Take that, Sean Penn.

Your estranged wife is looking hotter than ever in this Wright racy frock.

Peter Andre has revealed he was attacked by knife-wielding thugs.

Uh-oh, Peter Andre's in a tricky ole situation...

Find out what happens next...

Jordan and Alex Reid have had more thrilling adventures.

This time they've hit Thorpe Park for some adrenalin action.

It's been a couple of months now since the split.

And what we really want to know is - who will Peter and Jordan date next?

It's over - but were the signs there all along?

We investigate the past year of Jordan and Peter's doomed relationship.

Jordan and Peter Andre will finally be divorced.

Let's remember their love that was...

It's Marathon time - and Jordan twisted her knee.

But that didn't stop her crossing the finishing line with hubby Peter Andre - and they weren't the only celebs on duty.

Jordan and Peter are not feeling the credit crunch yet.

It looks like they've spent a small fortune on their latest day out shopping in LA.

Here's Peter Andre in London last night, minus his missus...

First he dined wifey without Jordan, then he headed to the same venue as her, but was snapped leaving on his own in the early hours.

Jordan and Peter Andre are out to smash the rocky relationship rumours.

We might be more convinced if Jordan actually shut her eyes during this graphic tongue twizzler.

Jordan is taking to the States like a duck to water.

And not surprisingly the folk out there seem to warm to her too.

Jordan's splashed out on a brand new pad in Surrey.

It may be a former nursing home, but it's defo rather swanky.

It's a case of do bears poop in the wood to see Jordan and Peter Andre lapping up the cameras as they arrive at Brisbane airport in Australia.

But we are surprised to see their little girl, Princess Tiaamii, at ease with the paps.

Jordan isn't just familiar with bad fashion, she's made a kinda art out of it.

From the hilarious to the fantastical to the downright shocking...

Whether they're painting the town red in head-to-toe glamour or slopping around in their trackies, Jordan and hubby Peter always look co-ordinated.

Don't believe us?

Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre has said that he thinks his missus has got too thin.

He'd prefer it if Jordan - real name Katie Price - would indulge in a bit of junk food and put on a few pounds...

In a world of war, fear and conflict these pics of Jordan could be the perfect antidote.

Or, if you are a bit more on the cynical side, that might bring your breakfast back up.