Spencer Pratt

Heidi & Spencer Pratt try so hard to avoid attention.

But is it their fault if the cameras follow their every ego-stroking move?

When it comes to fame and power there are a few names on everyone's lips.

Just think: Obama, Jolie, Beckham...

The stars say the strangest things sometimes.

Listen to Nick Cannon's advice for couples, Tom Arnold talking about Arnold Swarzenegger's sword, and King Spencer living up to his surname.

Heidi Pratt may be newlywed but she's not planning on sprogs anytime soon.

Why not?

Spencer Pratt reckons he's headed for royalty.

The bothersome reality star has apparently decided to change his name to "King Spencer Pratt".

Yes, you heard us right.

Heidi Pratt has been hailed as the new Michael Jackson...

Heidi Pratt will be taking time out for exhaustion soon...

Because The Hills star reckons she gets 30 orgasms a day out of hubby Spencer.

Spencer Pratt has talked Playboy, Miley Cyrus, Peta...

And much, much more.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are shopping for baby clothes in LA.

Watch as the indiscreet reality stars browse the baby-wear section of Kitson in LA, lingering around the pink romper suits...

Hills star Stephanie Pratt has reportedly admitted to having an eating disorder.

The 23-year-old apparently claims her appearance on the hit MTV reality show triggered her bulimia.

Wipe that grin off your face pronto, Heidi Pratt.

Why, we hear you ask?

Calm down, dears.

Yes, you can all breathe a sigh of relief.

The world of Heidi and Spencer Pratt is never short of drama.

And the latest news is that Heidi has been rushed to hospital.

Lauren Conrad's being asked to choose between Jason Wahler and Spencer Pratt...

But not in the romantic sense.

Caution: this mush might make you lose your lunch.

Yes, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are having a right, royal pash-fest over a bite to eat.

You've got to love a man that treats his gran nicely.

Although, in this case, we can make an exception.

She was present at Speidi's nuptials...

But Audrina Patridge is proving herself a far from ideal wedding guest.

Spencer Pratt calls her the "mooch of the century"...

But Heidi Montag's sister, Holly, is fast becoming a showbiz name in her own right.

Could the Mexico-based honeymooners be in danger?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in Mexico and are taking no chances when it comes to Swine Flu.

The wedding of the year has taken place...

Spencer Pratt has finally made an honest woman of Heidi Montag - taking her up the aisle in California on Saturday 25th April.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have got hitched.

And this time it's for real.

There's nothing like a nuptial circus to get the publicity machine whirring.

And who are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to pass up a good photo opportunity?

Sighs of relief are rumbling through The Hills.

Audrina Patridge may have finally kicked her on-off boyfriend to the curb.

This starlet's artificial hairdo is falling apart at the seams.

It's making us feel a bit ill just looking at the way her tacky extensions are tearing away from her scalp.

Just when we thought Heidi Montag was sticking to her day job...

The reality chick is at it again.

Heidi Montag is just one of a string of celebs hitting the Star Magazine Young Hollywood Party in Los Angeles.

She and Spencer Pratt spill all about how much they love the media - as if we couldn't guess.

Pass us the sick bucket quick smart.

Because vom-inducing couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are making us very ill.

Heidi Montag certainly seems to have this celebrity thing sorted.

The reality star and her equally publicity-hungry bloke Spencer Pratt, hosted a NYE bash at Christian Audigier's nightclub in Las Vegas.

We've heard that Hills stars Lauren and Heidi have made up...

So surely they'll be hanging out together at the series four finale party for the show?

Are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shameless?

Is there anything left they won't do for publicity?