Ashley and Cheryl Cole Ashley and Cheryl Cole Have you heard the one about Cheryl and Ashley Cole?

The twittering is that they're renewing their wedding vows.

But we have the real shizzle for you....

This chat ain't anything more than celebrity gubbins.

Reports were doing the rounds saying that all was set for Chezza and Ashley to say "I do" once more.

Sources had told OK! mag that they were going to have a wee ceremony in the new year, after Cheryl had finished her stint on The X Factor.

Yet toss all this asunder as it's all false according to Cheryl's rep.

They told Heat that the whole thing was rubbish and that there was no truth in it at all.

We're not really that surprised - after all, there's only so many hours in a day and Chezza has every minute of those filled up at the mo.

So there you have it folks, no need to buy a hat or bring out the confetti.