Coleen McLoughlinColeen McLoughlin's going to the chapel and she's...

Gonna get ma-aa-aa-rried.

But what will Wayne Rooney's missus be trotting down the aisle in?

We've been hearing some strangelicious wedding banter that's as colourful as bridal blooms.

See, according to reports, Col's had to make an emergency trip to her wedding dress designer in New York.

And no, it's not because she saw Sex And The City and fell in love with Carrie Bradshaw's frock from the flick.

It seems Coleen's shed a couple of kilos, leaving her gown (reported to be a £100,000 Marchesa creation with a 25ft train) loose on her frame.

With the big day set for some time in the next two weeks, (it's rumoured to be taking place in Italy) this dress dilemma got us thinking.

She can't really, like, just slap on some of Wayne's footy gear and dribble a ball down the aisle, can she?

Never.

So, we've put together some other bridal options for Col in case she needs some last-minute inspiration.

Get your wedding garters ready, bite the bouquet and flick on through our gallery.