Denise Van OutenDenise Van OutenWe is well cultured, innit?

So we love a good trip to the theatre.

Especially when we get to schmooze with Denise Van Outen and other such stars.

So we naffed off to the West End to see if we could spot her with boyf Lee Mead - oops, um, we mean watch the finale to Sky One's Hairspray: The School Musical.

DVO's challenge was to transform a bunch of ordinary high school types into a professional stage cast.

And while we were delighted to sit in the Lyric Theatre on London's Shaftesbury Avenue, star spotting to our heart's were content (yes, we did sit one seat away from Sarah Cawood, spy on Mary Wilson and squeeze past a GladiatorDenise Van Outen or two on the way to the bar), we were also very impressed with the wee whippersnappers from Kingsmead School.

They performed a freakin' sweet show - and the lead role was, quite frankly, amazing.

But, we know more than you about it (ooh, secrets) and we don't want to give too much away.

Just take our word for it - you'll want to see the final show on Sky One on the 19th October.

If only to spy us in the audience, waving our hands in the air, singing along and generally having a cracking time.

Now if you'll excuse us, we're off to Sky+ the entire series...