Nicole Kidman's been gushing about her hubby, Keith Urban.
She says she touches wood for him...
No, not like that, you filthy lot.
Nic's not chatting dangly bits - but rather the stuff of trees.
The superstitious star has revealed that she "touches wood" every day, in the hope that her second marriage to Keith will continue to work out.
"We're both willing to move mountains to make it work," Nic told USA Today, in what was undoubtedly a breathy tone of voice.
"You commit to it and say, 'Whatever we can do that's humanly possible, we're going to do.'"
"I don't take any of it for granted," she continued, ignoring our gargle of vomit noises.
"To have love again is a beautiful thing."
All very nauseating, Nic - but where's the passion in all this nattering?
It's all very well touching wood and moving mountains, but if you don't have sparks in the bedroom then you may as well forget it.
That's our (extremely expert) take on her latest words of wisdom, anyhow.
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