Eurovision winners?Eurovision winners?Are these sparkly speed bumps set to knock the UK out of Eurovision?

The owner of the fine pair in question has teamed up with the German entry in the annual competition.

Which is a bit unfair, we reckon.

Dita Von Teese has agreed to roll out her saucy burlesque routine for German contestants Alex Christensen and Oscar Loya.

Dita Von Teese Dita Von Teese The 36-year-old sauce pot has agreed to help along the entry by playing the part of 'Miss Kiss Kiss Bang' in their song.

She'll definitely score a few points with the judges.

Dita told German newspaper BILD: "I hope that our collaboration will win."

We can't say we'll be backing Dita, although our offering, Jade Ewen, has been pretty low on the radar to date.

Maybe Jade should get practising her erotic dance routine ahead of the show in Moscow next month...