var galleryData = [{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Kian Egan","caption":"Westlife's Kian Egan has said he'd pose naked for £1m.  And sure, it'd boost the ol' bank balance.<br/><br/>\nBut really, there are some blokes we'd rather not see in the buff. Here they are...<br/><br/>\nOK, Kian, willing to put your money where your mouth is? On second thoughts, we'd rather not see any boyband blokes in the buff.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606644.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>James Blunt","caption":"Neither do we wish to see solo artists like James disrobe.","url":"2005/7/25/Celebs-At-The-Polo-1317820.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celebs At The Polo"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Peter Stringfellow","caption":"Right back at ya, Pete. Yes, that's with your clothes on.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606646.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Jimmy Carr","caption":"No way, Jose.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606642.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Chris Moyles","caption":"Thanks, but we prefer a glass of vino, and not even that would change our mind on this one.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606640.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Chris Noth","caption":"Even though Chris Noth is known as Mr Big in Sex And The City, we'd prefer to keep wondering if things are, um, big in the city or not. First-hand sightings not necessary.","url":"2006/5/31/Pecs-And-Man-Boobs-1411935.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Pecs And Man Boobs"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Blake Fielder-Civil","caption":"Shudder. Why is it trench coats are always associated with flashing? Either way, a flash from Mr Amy Winehouse is not something we'd want to stomach.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606653.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Craig Revel Horwood","caption":"Yes, we've heard the one about big feet, and we don't care if it applies to men who're light in the foot on the dance floor too. You can keep your hat, and suit, and socks, and everything else on, Craig.","url":"2006/12/6/Ann-Montinis-Goss-1476733.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Ann Montini's Goss"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Rod Stewart","caption":"This is nearly naked. Thanks for showing us you're comfy with less threads on, Rod, but we like our over-50 chaps covered up.","url":"2007/10/30/Guess-The-Package-1605088.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Guess The Package"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Pete Doherty","caption":"Consensus in the Shed is that Pete on stage is more than enough.","url":"2007/8/20/V-Festival-In-Pics-1575536.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"V Festival In Pics"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Jude Law","caption":"Yes, but no, but yes, but no, but yes... but NO.","url":"2006/4/18/Pecs-And-Man-Boobs-1398698.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Pecs And Man Boobs"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Graham Norton","caption":"If George Clooney ever asks us for our number, we'll think about it... So, that's never, then.","url":"2006/12/8/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1477713.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Richard Branson","caption":"This pic is simply TMI and we don't want a repeat.","url":"2006/2/8/The-Stars-Strip-Off-1377741.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Stars Strip Off"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Lyle Lovett","caption":"Need we expand?","url":"2007/10/23/Celebrity-Phobias-1602359.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Celebrity Phobias"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Gerard Depardieu","caption":"Sacre bleu... zis is von picture ve don't vant to zee without zee clothes.","url":"2006/5/30/The-Stars-Strip-Off-1411617.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"The Stars Strip Off"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Chris Evans","caption":"Bless. But not even that smile could change our mind.","url":"2005/10/26/TV-Stars-Sparkling-Night-1343903.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"TV Stars' Sparkling Night "},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Ziggy Lichman","caption":"OK, Zig, so you are in good shape. But just a bit too cheesy for us. And we wouldn't want to face the wrath of Chanelle.","url":"2007/7/17/BB8-Latest-Pics-1561161.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"BB8: Latest Pics"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Richard Madeley","caption":"Two words: N. And O.","url":"2006/3/14/Ann-Montinis-Gossip-1388522.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Ann Montini's Gossip"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Russell Brand","caption":"Thanks for the preview Russ, but we'll pass on the full offer.","url":"2006/8/17/Skinny-Minnie-Men-1438547.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Skinny Minnie Men"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Ricky Gervais","caption":"Think Amy Winehouse again. No, not her husband. That song... \"No, no, no.\"","url":"2005/10/14/Stars-Have-Bad-Hair-Day-1340611.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Have Bad Hair Day"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Ozzy Osbourne","caption":"The Prince of Darkness can keep it all dark, by covering up with clothes. Merci beaucoup.","url":"2007/6/20/Ozzy-Rocks-Out-At-Wembley-1549640.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Ozzy Rocks Out At Wembley"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Bruce Willis","caption":"Thanks Bruce, but actually, no thanks.","url":"2006/2/8/The-Stars-Strip-Off-1377724.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Stars Strip Off"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>David Hasselhoff","caption":"Sorry, but our Knight Rider fantasy has worn off.","url":"2007/3/29/Stars-Catching-Flies-1517681.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Catching Flies"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Keith Richards","caption":"We prefer to keep our knowledge of Keith to hearing his talents in the music dept, rather than getting acquainted with any of his, erm, other talents.","url":"2007/4/6/The-Naked-No-Nos-1520557.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Darren Day","caption":"Go on, make our day, keep ya clothes on, blokey.","url":"2006/4/13/Skinhead-Celebs-1397891.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Skinhead Celebs"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Prince Charles","caption":"Just plain wrong. End of story.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606648.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Wayne Rooney","caption":"Golden balls you ain't. Sorry Roon.","url":"2007/11/2/The-Naked-No-Nos-1606649.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Simon Cowell","caption":"We'd rather stand up on The X Factor stage and humiliate ourselves on live TV.","url":"2007/4/13/The-Naked-No-Nos-1522717.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"The Naked No-Nos"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Rhys Ifans","caption":"We need only remember Notting Hill and Spike in all his glory. Enough said.","url":"2007/3/26/Social-Butterflies-1516179.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Social Butterflies"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Joel Madden","caption":"If we want to see art work, or ink work for that matter, up close, we'll take a stroll through the Tate Modern thank you very much.","url":"2007/4/30/MTV-Australia-Video-Music-Awards-Show-1529609.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"MTV Australia Video Music Awards Show"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Noel Edmonds","caption":"Cute and cuddly, bear-like, Noel? Shudder. Think. Happy. Thoughts. Find that happy place...","url":"2005/12/23/This-Weeks-Social-Butterflies-1364730.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"This Week's Social Butterflies"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Mick Jagger","caption":"Too spindly for us, Mick.","url":"2006/4/18/Micks-Still-Got-The-Moves-1398685.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Mick's Still Got The Moves"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Gordon Ramsay","caption":"We know he's in good shape, and we all congratulate him on that. But still, we'll leave him to Tana thanks.","url":"2006/12/13/Stars-Exercising-1479322.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Exercising"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Jonathan Ross","caption":"No, sorry, Jonathan, you can't beat it out of us. Not wanting to see you naked, that is.","url":"2007/11/1/Stars-Dress-Up-For-Halloween-1605916.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Dress Up For Halloween"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Mark Croft","caption":"We're all for being caring and sharing, but frankly, Mark, we care so much we'll be charitable and say: please keep your clothes on.","url":"2007/10/22/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1601696.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"captionHeading":"The Naked No-Nos<br/><br/>Marc Anthony","caption":"Jenny from the Block can have the sight of MA in the nod all to herself.","url":"2007/8/1/El-Cantante-LA-Premiere-1568499.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"El Cantante LA Premiere"}];