var galleryData = [{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Keira Knightley<\/b><br><br>Moan, moan, moan - being rich and famous ain't as easy as it looks y'know. Check out our never-ending tale of celebrity woes...<br><br>\"I absolutely hate red carpet events. I don't like the fact that people write 'Oh you look like crap' in print – I'm not Wonder Woman!'\".","url":"2007/12/4/Whinging-Celebs-1618935.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Whinging Celebs"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<\/b><br><br> \"Someone goes 'Gosh, you're pretty.' Thanks. I've got good genes! OK, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the make-up, and airbrush the f*** out of me – it's not me, it's something other people have created.\"","url":"2007/12/3/Spaced-Out-Celebs-1618307.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Spaced-Out Celebs"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Sarah Jessica Parker<\/b><br><br>\"I used to spend 18 to 20 hours filming in heels. I've totally destroyed my body by running and dancing in heels. My knees are shot.\"","url":"2007/11/23/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1614701.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Lily Allen<\/b><br><br>\"I missed out on my childhood and never felt like a kid. I never had friends when I was a kid, never had toys or played with stuff. But I'm going to stop moaning about that and just work hard on my plan.\"","url":"2007/8/15/Lilys-Body-1574101.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Lily's Body"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Sienna Miller<\/b><br><br>On the press: \"God, I hate them, I hate them\".\n","url":"2007/9/7/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1582934.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Britney Spears<\/b><br><br>\"I've definitely wept with the world – how judgmental they are... We're people and we just need privacy and we need our respect and these are just things you have to have as a human being.\"","url":"2007/12/3/Britneys-Hair-History-1617976.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Britney's Hair History"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Amy Winehouse<\/b><br><br>\"I'm not in this to be a f****** role model. I don't care. I don't care about any of this.\"\n\n","url":"2007/9/19/Scruffy-Haired-Celebs-1587984.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Scruffy-Haired Celebs"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Daniel Craig<\/b><br><br>\"I can't go to the pub anymore really for very long. I can sort of get in there and get a couple of pints in and then run out. People tend to use their mobile phones on me a lot, they bring it round and take a quick picture. It's quite disconcerting.\" ","url":"2007/11/29/British-Independent-Film-Awards-2007-1616904.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"British Independent Film Awards 2007"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Mischa Barton<\/b><br><br>\"My relationship is the one thing I find the media speculate over too much. I don't deal with it too well. Fame has its pitfalls and plus-points. So not talking about it will hopefully not fuel the fire.\"","url":"2007/8/14/Mischa-Bartons-Style-1573607.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Mischa Barton's Style"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Charlize Theron<\/b><br><br>\"I don't like celebrity. I don't like this whole culture that we're living in now, and I don't like this casual attitude that if you decide to be an actor then your life is up for grabs.\" ","url":"2006/5/16/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1407362.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Kate Moss<\/b><br><br> \"I don't see myself as a celebrity; I do my job. I see celebrity as doing the red carpet - I don't do that. I don't like that word.\" ","url":"2007/9/28/See-Through-Blunders-1592149.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"See-Through Blunders"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Kirsten Dunst<\/b><br><br>On filming action scenes: \"They are slow, painful and very boring to make - as all the action is generated by computers. You sit in a trailer all day doing nothing. You arrive at 6am, get all dressed up, put on your make-up and it seeps into your pores all day long, which makes me feel like I want to shoot myself.\"","url":"2007/4/26/Kirstens-Chest-1528287.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Kirsten's Chest"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Jude Law<\/b><br><br> \"I do hate the intrusion into my private life. It's like being followed by snipers. But I just try hard to ignore it and lead a quiet life.\"  ","url":"2007/10/30/Super-Spooky-Stars-1604747.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Super Spooky Stars"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Meg Ryan<\/b><br><br>\"When I first because famous, it was kind of traumatising, actually. I would say there's no real upside to fame. No really measurable one. There's money, but that doesn't necessarily come along with fame.\" ","url":"2006/11/1/Grumpy-Grump-Stars-1463877.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Grumpy Grump Stars"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Thandie Newton<\/b><br><br>\"When you ask a kid these days what they want to be they say 'I want to be famous.' That didn't happen when we were little. You wanted to be famous for a reason.\"","url":"2007/9/11/Grumpy-Grump-Stars-1584592.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Grumpy Grump Stars"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Kirsty Gallacher<\/b><br><br>\"I absolutely hate my boobs. They're a lot smaller than before, and I love that. I'd be happy to have a flat chest. There were pictures of me recently looking rough as a badger's a***.\"\n","url":"2006/5/16/Celebs-In-Bikinis-1407193.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celebs In Bikinis"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Johnny Depp<\/b><br><br>\"I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it. If people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics. Or masturbation.\"","url":"2007/7/11/Funky-Celeb-Shades-1558812.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Funky Celeb Shades"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Heather Mills<\/b><br><br>\"I've had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years.\"","url":"2007/11/23/Heather-And-Her-Funny-Face-1614847.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Heather And Her Funny Face"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Joss Stone<\/b><br><br>\"It's like coming home and having them be like, 'Go away, we don't like you'. It's the whole country and it's like they're mad at me for being in the US.\"","url":"2007/6/19/Famous-Feet-1549488.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Famous Feet"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Julia Roberts<\/b><br><br>\"I don't know why anybody would even want to go into show business these days, with all of the different magazines and shows. It just wouldn't be worth it.\" ","url":"2007/7/26/Celeb-Diary-In-Pics-1566240.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Diary - In Pics"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Kelly Clarkson<\/b><br><br>\"I couldn't give a crap about being a star. I've always just wanted to sing and write.\"","url":"2007/7/20/Dressing-The-Curves-1562822.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Dressing The Curves"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Demi Moore<\/b><br><br>On rumours she's had plastic surgery: \"It's irritating. And it isn't true. To fight it feels futile because I feel it actually perpetuates the myth. The culmination for me was when there were reports I had my knees done. When I read that I thought 'Wow should I have been worried about my knees?'\".","url":"2007/6/21/Rumer-Willis-In-Detail-1550417.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Rumer Willis: In Detail"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Claire Danes<\/b><br><br>\"My life is completely invaded. Almost every day now in New York I'm followed by photographers - and I'm not even that famous. I'm in enough films so that people recognise me but I'm hardly a huge star, I find the whole fame thing irritating.\"","url":"2007/7/2/So-Blonde-Its-Grey-1554447.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"So Blonde It's Grey"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Christopher Biggins<\/b><br><br>On flies: \"They're so annoying and what they are doing is they are fornicating as well, so there's like four of them in a row doing each other.\"\n","url":"2007/11/21/Im-A-Celeb-Latest-Pics-1613643.jpg","width":350,"height":235,"alt":"I'm A Celeb... Latest Pics"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Hugh Grant<\/b><br><br>Hugh's response to a reporter asking him about the status of his relationship with Jemima Khan on BBC Breakfast:<br><br>\n\"I can't believe you asked me that. This is supposed to be a classy show, surely? I am ashamed of you.\"","url":"2007/8/29/Is-Hugh-Still-Hot-1579371.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Is Hugh Still Hot?"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Jessica Simpson<\/b><br><br>On reality TV: \"You become anxious, always thinking someone is watching you. It's like being bugged and everyone knows your every conversation.\"","url":"2007/12/3/Spaced-Out-Celebs-1618305.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Spaced-Out Celebs"},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Elle Macpherson<\/b><br><br>\"Focusing on the way I look makes me uncomfortable\".","url":"2007/7/9/Valentino-45-Year-Bash-1557352.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Valentino 45 Year Bash "},{"caption":"<b>Whinging Celebs<br><br>Charlotte Church<\/b><br><br>\"I'm always pictured drunk. You just get pushed into a stereotype.\"","url":"2005/6/27/Charlotte-Church-1309238.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Charlotte Church"}];