var galleryData = [{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"The following men tick all the right boxes - they're successful and good-looking with fit bods to boot - but they'll never be gracing the Showbiz Shed Wall O' Hunks.<br/><br/>In short, they just don't push our buttons.  <br/><br/>All style and no substance, Jesse Metcalfe.","url":"2007/4/26/Sexy-Man-Arms-1528583.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Sexy Man Arms"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Jude Law can't believe he doesn't float the Showbiz boat. Our declining interest all happened around Nannygate (and as the hair began to thin).","url":"2007/3/27/Stars-Catching-Flies-1516641.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Catching Flies"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"OK, this one caused a bit of controversy down at the Shed, plus we admit it ain't such a flattering pic.<br/><br/>But Showbiz Granny had the final say and she claims Orlando Bloom isn't a scratch on the good-looking gents of her day.","url":"2007/9/6/Fistula-Charity-Party-1582204.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Fistula Charity Party"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"The future king of England ain't such a hit with us.<br/><br/>Which is just as well, really - it'd be most inconvenient on our social lives.","url":"2007/6/19/Prince-William-1549449.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Prince William"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"You can give us the ol' doe eyes all you want, Josh Hartnett - but face it, you ain't gonna melt our hearts.","url":"2006/2/9/Celebs-Hit-NY-Fashion-Week-1378052.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Celebs Hit NY Fashion Week"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Ben Affleck leaves us as cold as a winter's day.<br/><br/>Run along home to Jennifer Garner, now.","url":"2007/1/23/Social-Butterflies-1492028.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Social Butterflies"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Please don't entertain us, Robbie Williams. Or be our angels. Or whatever it is you do.<br/><br/>We're not buying that whole cheeky-chap appeal.","url":"2007/1/25/Are-These-The-Sexiest-Men-1493107.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Are These The Sexiest Men?"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Though talented in the acting department, Leonardo DiCaprio reminds us rather of a pumpkin and therefore we can't appreciate the hot-totty factor that some say resides within him.","url":"2007/3/12/Celeb-Funny-Faces-1510737.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Celeb Funny Faces"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"The green eyes and Irish lilt have tempted many a, ahem, lady before us, but Calum Best will never be waking up in the Showbiz Shed. This is our promise to you, Showbiz reader.","url":"2007/9/26/Sky-Mag-Launch-1590928.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Sky Mag Launch"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Once upon a time (around about Pump Up The Volume o'clock) Christian Slater was top of our list, but now he's fallen off it. We're not too sure what he did to turn us off, but off we are.","url":"2007/11/6/Stars-Peace-Out-1607948.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Peace Out"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Oh dear. James McAvoy is another chap who once sent a shiver down our collective back. But then his boots grew too big for him (he was a bit mean to us at a premiere) and the love affair ground to a screeching halt. You've done it yourself, McAvoy.","url":"2007/8/29/Neil-Seans-Scoop-1579172.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Neil Sean's Scoop"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Cringe, cringe and cringe again. Duncan James has the criteria (he's a looker, he can sing, etc) but when it came to packaging him up he got tagged with a Stilton label. We just couldn't. Ever.","url":"2007/11/19/Sleeping-Celebrities-1612954.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Sleeping Celebrities"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"OK, so we don't know what kinda crazy lovespell James Blunt put on Petra Nemcova and the like, but we must be immune cos he's a cold shower personified to us.<br/><br/>But you never know, we may meet him one day, he'd start singing and before we know it - boom! We'd be Blunted.","url":"2007/11/19/American-Music-Awards-1612672.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"American Music Awards"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Lewis Hamilton is a pretty boy for his mum, but he's just a bit too pretty. Maybe if he stopped cutting his hair with a ruler and sprouted some stubble we could reconsider.","url":"2007/7/5/Britains-Most-Eligible-Bachelors-1555884.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Britain's Most Eligible Bachelors"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Never ever have we felt a rumbling deep within for Tom Cruise. Top Gun: nope. Cocktail: nope. Eyes Wide Shut: nope. And if it hasn't happened by now, it ain't ever gonna happen.","url":"2007/7/11/Funky-Celeb-Shades-1558823.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Funky Celeb Shades"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"The man may have played 007, but we never felt the inkling to be Pierce Brosnan's Bond Girl in the same way we've felt for Daniel Craig of late. Then again, that might have something to do with a tiddly pair of blue swimming trunks.","url":"2007/3/26/Liz-Steals-Eltons-Show-1515977.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Liz Steals Elton's Show"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Hmmm. Jennifer Aniston went here, but it hasn't convinced us to follow in her footsteps. Funny onscreen, but a right grump when we met him off it, we've got a headache every night where Vince Vaughn is concerned.","url":"2005/9/2/Come-Again-Star-Mutterings-1328671.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Come Again? Star Mutterings"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Mr mega successful himself, Usher won't succeed in one area: making us his lady. We're never calling him our boo, soz.","url":"2008/1/21/Men-Who-Dont-Do-It-For-Us-1635774.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Maybe it's the swivel-hip action, maybe it's the mild bad-boy image, but Brendan Cole seems to have something gals want. Gals, that is, who aren't us. He can samba, foxtrot - hey he can even dance the Argentine tango - but Bren ain't ever going to sweep us off our feet.","url":"2008/1/21/Men-Who-Dont-Do-It-For-Us-1635773.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us"},{"captionHeading":"Men Who Don't Do It For Us","caption":"Keanu Reeves may have that brooding thing down to a T. But we aren't going to be seduced by your sultry good looks.","url":"2006/6/5/Stars-Dazzle-At-MTV-Bash-1413313.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Stars Dazzle At MTV Bash"}];