
var galleryData = [{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nAngelina Jolie stepped out in these sad rags at the Sag Awards. Tut, tut. Her foul frock has left us wondering if she has anything to hide under all of those layers? Like, a, erm, wee belly, perhaps? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638703.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nEven Brad Pitt looks like he's in frock shock. Or maybe that busy tie-dye has put him in a trance?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638704.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nNow, just what is the deal with this chiffon thing, Angelina?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638705.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nNo matter which angle we look at it, it still hurts our eyes.\n","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638605.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nPoor Brad, we hope he has sunnies on hand to shield his gorge peepers from the dress. We'll also, obviously, gladly offer our hands up to cover Brad's eyes for him.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638722.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nOn second thoughts, does that dress bite?","url":"2008/1/28/Sags-Dubious-Fashion-1638607.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Sags: Dubious Fashion"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\n\"Honey, I shrunk the house and put it under my dress.\"","url":"2008/1/28/Brad-N-Ange-Loved-Up-1638606.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Brad 'N' Ange Loved Up"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWell, bad fashion aside, Brangelina do look v happy. ","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638725.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWhat's up, you two?\n","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638767.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nYes, Brad, that's right, you hold on tight. If a large gust of wind comes along, Ange could take off like one of Richard Branson's hot air balloons.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638720.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nBut Ange is holding her head high.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638732.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nSweet - Brad is a good partner. He even bought a shirt to match her frock.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638715.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWe are glad he didn't opt for a tie-dye tie or waistcoat. ","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638719.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWe have, however, Brad, noticed your light locks and sprinkle of grey in that chin decoration. ","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638733.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nOddly enough, it actually works. Unlike your missus' frock.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638580.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nIs Ange trying to explain her fashion choice?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638721.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\n\"Can you believe one of the caterers thought my dress could double as a marquee?\"","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638723.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nAgain, we have to press on the point, is there absolutely anything, nothing, something that you'd like to let slip, Brangelina?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638716.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWe don't mean to be pushy, but we'd just love to be able to share any happy news with y'all.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638717.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nOoh, is that a clue Ange? We love charades.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638745.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWait, wait, we think we may have this one in the bag. Does it start with a b? Drat, you were talking about the brown of your frock and not the other b we wanted to hear about, weren't you?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638746.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nDon't turn your back on us, Brangelina. We couldn't bear it.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638741.jpg","width":200,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nAlright then, do some time with your fans, if you must.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638735.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nYeah, yeah, we know they're the people who make you and buy your films and blah, blah, blah.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638727.jpg","width":350,"height":235,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nBut don't think this means we won't be hiding around the corner, or in a random bush, waiting to pounce out and hear your good news. OK?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638726.jpg","width":350,"height":235,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nWe'll keep our distance though. Promise. But, does rugby tackling Brad count as getting too close?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638736.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nJust a thought. Not that we'd even get close to him though. These two look like they're joined at the hip.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638738.jpg","width":350,"height":235,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nAre they ever apart? Or is this a real case of magnetism?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638734.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nSure looks like it. ","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638737.jpg","width":250,"height":350,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nEven sitting down, they're never far apart. Wonder if they even share their plates of food?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638742.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nClearly they share the same sense of humour.","url":"2008/1/28/Sags-Inside-Action-1638650.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Sags: Inside Action"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nBrad only has eyes for Ange. Lucky her.","url":"2008/1/28/Brad-N-Ange-Loved-Up-1638743.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Brad 'N' Ange Loved Up"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nBut he's also checking out the proceedings on stage too.","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638740.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nSo, for the last time, is there anything you'd like to let us know?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638744.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nZero? Nada? Zip?","url":"2008/1/28/Angelinas-Sags-Shocker-1638739.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Angelina's Sags Shocker"},{"caption":"<b>Angelina's Sags Shocker<\/b><br><br>\n\nOK then. But just so you know, our baby bump radar never sleeps. It wonders Celebville like a lone sleuth, ready to pick up any bubba news that may crop up...","url":"2008/1/28/Sags-Inside-Action-1638649.jpg","width":350,"height":300,"alt":"Sags: Inside Action"}];