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Cooee, Jennifer Aniston. The paps are over here... seriously, sometimes the stars just don't know where to look. <\/P>\r\n

Jen totally gets her angle wrong, or perhaps Brad and Ange are coming in the other direction?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Jennifer-Aniston-0407-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Aniston 04.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Speak of the devils... Angelina and Brad do the same trick.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Keira Knightley must think that having her award in the pic means she can check out. She can't.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Keira-Knightley-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Keira Knightley 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are pretty much synched up - 'cept when it comes to looking at the same camera.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Ellen-Degeneres-Portia-de-Rossi-0207-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ellen Degeneres Portia de Rossi 02.07 where"},{"caption":"

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We're not interested in how much you stick your butt out Beyonce, if you can't make eye contact with us this is not going to be a very successful relationship.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Beyonce-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Promoting The Other Boleyn Girl must have totally wacked out Eric Bana and Natalie Portman...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Eric-Bana-Natalie-Portman-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Eric Bana Natalie Portman 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Jodie Marsh obscures her peepers from us, but gives us a lovely angle of her chest. Not exactly what we're after.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Jodie-Marsh-0606-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 06.06 where"},{"caption":"

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Hiya Kylie. We said, HIYA KYLIE. <\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Kylie-Minogue-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kylie Minogue 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Are Guy Pearce and Catherine Zeta-Jones teasing us? Chuck a little glance this way.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Guy-Pearce-Catherine-Zeta-Jones-0308-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Guy Pearce Catherine Zeta-Jones 03.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Would you like to borrow a protractor to learn all about angles, Ashley Olsen?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Ashley-Olsen-1107-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ashley Olsen 11.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford share their smiles elsewhere.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Calista-Flockhart-Harrison-Ford-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Calista Flockhart Harrison Ford 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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As much as we love looking at Avril Lavigne's shoulder, we'd rather get a full-on shot of her mug.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Avril-Lavigne-1107-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Avril Lavigne 11.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Cameron Diaz free-styles.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Cameron-Diaz-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cameron Diaz 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Two stars - Carmen Electra and Emmy Rossum - and not one look our way.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Carmen-Electra-Emmy-Rossum-0908-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Carmen Electra Emmy Rossum 09.08 where"},{"caption":"

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We're starting to feel very unpopular, Cate Blanchett...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Cate-Blanchett-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Cate Blanchett 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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What a pretty grin Courteney Cox. And what a shame you sent it in the wrong direction...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Courteney-Cox-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Courteney Cox 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Judging from their pleased-as-punch faces, Jack Tweed and Jade Goody think they're looking in the right place...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Jack-Tweed-Jade-Goody-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jack Tweed Jade Goody 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Not up there, Ellen Pompeo, down here.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Ellen-Pompeo-0108-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ellen Pompeo 01.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Five Girls Alouders, and not a smidge of eye contact from one of them.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Girls-Aloud-1007-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Girls Aloud 10.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Could an embarrassment over tan lines be the reason why Gwyneth Paltrow is avoiding our gaze?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Gwyneth-Paltrow-0807-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gwyneth Paltrow 08.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Ten out of ten to Seal. Nil points to his wife Heidi Klum...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Heidi-Klum-Seal-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Heidi Klum Seal 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Even a seasoned pro like Victoria Beckham can slip up sometimes.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Victoria-Beckham-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Those Sugababes are always on the look out for any new members - why else are Heidi Range and Keisha Buchanan staring off into the distance?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Heidi-Range-Keisha-Buchanan-0407-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Heidi Range Keisha Buchanan 04.07 where"},{"caption":"

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How rude. We think Helena Christensen just checked out our chests.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Helena-Christensen-1106-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Helena Christensen 11.06 where"},{"caption":"

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Send that cheeky smirk our way, Hugh Grant.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Hugh-Grant-1207-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hugh Grant 12.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening. Mariah Carey goes a bit Jerry Springer on us.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Mariah-Carey-0907-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mariah Carey 09.07 where"},{"caption":"

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That smoky-eyed sultriness is wasted, Jessica Simpson.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Jessica-Simpson-1007-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 10.07 where"},{"caption":"

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What a charming view of your nostrils, Jim Carrey.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Jim-Carey-0308-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jim Carey 03.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Julia Roberts manages to point her body in our direction, but her eyes don't follow suit.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Julia-Roberts-1207-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Julia Roberts 12.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Len Wiseman and Kate Beckinsale make a beautiful couple. Just not a very camera-savvy one.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Kate-Beckinsale-Len-Wiseman-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Kate Beckinsale Len Wiseman 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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All dressed up and raring to go, Katherine Heigl gets all excited and confuses herself about where to stand.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Katherine-Heigl-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katherine Heigl 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Did we say something to offend you, Lisa Kudrow?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Lisa-Kudrow-0806-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Kudrow 08.06 where"},{"caption":"

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Did we hurt your feelings, Liz Hurley?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Liz-Hurley-1207-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Liz Hurley 12.07 where"},{"caption":"

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We really don't dig your threads Sharon Stone, but don't send us to Coventry over it.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Sharon-Stone-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Stone 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Ah, we get it, Matthew Perry. We're so stunningly beautiful, looking at us hurts your eyes. <\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Matthew-Perry-0407-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Matthew Perry 04.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Mischa Barton must be jealous of our amazing mugs.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Mischa-Barton-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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In fairness, Myleene Klass must be struggling to see anything on top of that piano. It's as if she's climbed a musical Everest.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Myleene-Klass-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Myleene Klass 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Yo! Nicole and Keith! Don't make out like you haven't seen us...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Nicole-Kidman-Keith-Urban-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Kidman Keith Urban 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Has a potential new husband distracted Pamela Anderson?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Pamela-Anderson-1007-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 10.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Praise for the athletic pose, Paris Hilton. Criticism for the fact your pap geography sucks.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Paris-Hilton-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Look into our eyes, not around our eyes... how can Patrick Dempsey fall under our spell if he won't even, like, look at us?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Patrick-Dempsey-0208-where.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Patrick Dempsey 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Monica and Penelope Cruz; brill at designing togs for Mango, a bit rhubarb at co-ordinating their eye contact.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Penelope-Cruz-Monica-Cruz-0707-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Penelope Cruz Monica Cruz 07.07 where"},{"caption":"

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No, no, no, Renee Zellweger. Over here petal.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Renee-Zelllweger-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Renee Zelllweger 02.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Turn this way Sarah Jessica Parker. Your outfit can't really be admired from here.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-0108-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Jessica Parker 01.08 where"},{"caption":"

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Earth to Shakira, earth to Shakira...<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Shakira-1207-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Shakira 12.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Surely Take That have had tons of practice at this game?<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Take-That-0207-where.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Take That 02.07 where"},{"caption":"

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Brunette Teri Hatcher has a blonde moment. <\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Teri-Hatcher-1007-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Teri Hatcher 10.07 where"},{"caption":"

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And the winner of America's Next Top Model is... Tyra Banks has got a lot on her mind so she can't be expected to clock eyes on the camera.<\/P>","url":"2008/3/11/Tyra-Banks-0208-where.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tyra Banks 02.08 where"}];