Not only does this bronzed 'n' brilliant supermodel have a body good enough to eat, she's also offering us \"hugs and kisses\" on top of her gob-smacking figure.
\r\nWho is this generous lass, and why's she so darn perfect?<\/p>","url":"2009/6/12/Miranda-Kerr-0609-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Whose randy bod?"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
It's the \"I'm So Hot I Need A Thousand Hoses To Cool Off\" Miranda Kerr, of course.
The gorgeous Victoria's Secret babe is fronting a new ad campaign for clothing line XOXO - hence her tempting \"hugs and kisses\" sign-off in this snap.
Click on to see more snaps of Orlando Bloom's squeeze over time...<\/p>","url":"2009/6/12/Miranda-Kerr-0609.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
As a Victoria's Secret pro, Miranda's no stranger to stripping down in exotic locations.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/5/Miranda-Kerr-0309-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr "},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
We're all in favour of some womanly flesh, but these pics of Miranda from the VS catalogue do bring a slight sicky flavour to our mouths.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/5/Miranda-Kerr-0309-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr "},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
She's just so beaut; her teeth so pearly, her smile so wide and her tan so... natural.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/5/Miranda-Kerr-0309-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr "},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Here she is with her boyfriend Orlando, proving her beauty credentials even more by making him look ever so slightly Elf-like in comparison.<\/p>","url":"2009/2/18/Orlando-Bloom-and-Miranda-Kerr-0209.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr 02.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And it's not as if Randy even needs any more eye candy, with fellas like this to cosy up to.
She's with fellow hottie Didier on a David Jones photo shoot.<\/p>","url":"2009/2/4/Didier-and-Miranda-Kerr-0109.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Didier and Miranda Kerr 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Plus she gets to hang out in uber-cool locations like the Caribbean island of St. Barts, on the pretext of doing her job.
Yeah, right...<\/p>","url":"2009/2/2/Miranda-Kerr-2-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 2 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
OK, so she is actually working on yet another photo shoot for Victoria's Secret but it still looks a pretty jammy work environment to us.<\/p>","url":"2009/2/2/Miranda-Kerr-1-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 1 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
It's hardly your average 9-5, is it?
Mind you, a non-average butt like this perhaps deserves something special.<\/p>","url":"2009/2/2/Miranda-Kerr-3-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 3 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
We definitely went to the wrong careers meeting...<\/p>","url":"2009/2/2/Miranda-Kerr-0109.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.09"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
But the point is, it doesn't really matter where Miranda is - she always looks smoking.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Like some uber-chirpy spring chick with boobage and<\/i> abs you could grate cheese off.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
It's just not fair.
Surely she could share some round a bit?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
We guess that means no.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
She's like the cat that got the cream ten billion times over.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Yes alright, Randy - the peachy tush derriere message is coming home loud and clear.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
We guess it's fair enough that Mir has Orly as long as she looks like this.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
But fair's fair, Miranda; the minute we hit that gym and get a shape like yours (might be a while...), we want him back.
Comprendez?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Miranda-Kerr-0608-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Yes, you cheeky minx, we're talking to you.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-3-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 3"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Mir's take on Winter is a whole lot sexier than ours.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And she makes New York look like a skimpy sauce queen (strange, that...).<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 2"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Not only are her calves toned, they're also shiny.
What's with that?<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And she knows how to blow a kiss while wearing crazy baubles.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
However, she does seem a little confused about how to wear her underwear.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 4"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Her pals might be one of the things Orlando finds fairly appealing about Miranda - as they aren't a bad-looking bunch.
The likes of Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-Victorias-Secret-models-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret models 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Slickalicious pins.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0308-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 03.08 1"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
That chap behind her reckons she's nice to browse.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0208-background.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 02.08 background"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And that girl behind is envious of those legs - actually we're a little jelly bags too.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0208-1-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 02.08 1"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Yep, she's a treat.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 12.05"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
But she can't fly.
At last, she has a fault.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 3"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Hmm. She can, however, do bendy things.
And we're sure Orlando is impressed with her bridge action.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0308-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 03.08 2"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Miranda's not just straight beaut - that wouldn't do for our gal.
She's a model multi-tasker, with a whole repertoire of looks.
From cute and girly...<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-067.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 06.7"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
To sophisticated glam...<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Via sex kitten.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
With a splash of biker chick thrown in for good measure.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
She's good from the front...<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0108-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.08 3"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And from behind.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0108-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.08 4"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
No wonder she's in demand.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0407-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
The camera clearly loves her.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
And even high-waisted, stone-washed jeans don't make her look like an 80s freak.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0407-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 04.07 2"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Born is Australia, Miranda owes her fab looks to a Serbian, Persian, Filipino and Australian ancestry.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0107-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.07 2"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Yep, those are good genes.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0108-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Pretty peepers.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-0107-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Damn it, she even looks good with ridiculous rollers in her hair.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 1"},{"captionHeading":"Miranda Kerr's Hot Bod","caption":"
Our conclusion is that although we hate her a little for being such a spot-on specimen, she is defo someone we're going to be seeing a lot more of - both as a top model and as arm candy.
And we loves her for that.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/14/Miranda-Kerr-1107-2-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Miranda Kerr 11.07 2"}];