To help quash the millions of rumours that they're splitting up, Madonna's peeps spoke out yesterday - saying that the queen of pop and Guy are doing just fine in the love department, thanks.<\/p>\r\n
To prove the point even more, Madge and Guy stepped out for a spot of din-dins last night at Harry's in London's swanky Mayfair.<\/p>\r\n
But does this cosy pictorial union support Madge's case? Or does their body language give shedloads away about an impending break-up?<\/p>\r\n
There's only one man who can tell us, and his name is Dr Love.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-Guy-Ritchie-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna Guy Ritchie 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":"
The name's Love, Dr Love. Licence to subscribe medicine and relationship advice.<\/p>\r\n
What do we have here then? Madonna's giving it the grins, but the hand atop head looks rather like a distress signal to me. Or perhaps she's got an itch.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-0308-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":"
In fact, she's very keen to touch her face. Either she's got food round her mouth (the mucky pup), or she's trying not to let anything slip out of her mouth. <\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":"
Walking to the car, the couple show some physical contact but not as much as I'd like to see.
Guy links Madge's arm in a rather matey way, while the queen of pop herself carries her bag and makes her other pansy look busy. Is she avoiding a hand-hold?<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-Guy-Ritchie-0308-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna Guy Ritchie 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":"
The face-touching continues. It could be that she isn't thrilled about the paps taking snaps of her...<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-Guy-Ritchie-0308-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna Guy Ritchie 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":"
But there's the hint of a smile on her face again. Has Guy cracked a joke?<\/p>\r\n
<\/strong> <\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-Guy-Ritchie-0308-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna Guy Ritchie 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":" Observant types might have already spotted something amiss here. Note how the couple's steps are out of sync. In fact, Madonna looks like she's come to a complete stop. <\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-Guy-Ritchie-0308-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna Guy Ritchie 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":" Guy lets go of Madge's arm, she grips on tight to her bag, and the face-feeling finally grinds to a halt.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-0308-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Madonna & Guy: Perfect Pics?","caption":" She makes her way to the car. Did Guy jump in before her?<\/p>\r\n This concludes our brief look at the Ritchie marriage, friends. It's tricky to say on such little evidence, even for one as clever as me, Dr Love.<\/p>\r\n Have I told you how clever I am? Well, I am. <\/p>\r\n Oh, hang on, Madonna. She's smiling, that makes me happy and if I'm happy she's happy and Guy's happy. Splendid.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Madonna-0308-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 03.08"}];