Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
In Jodie Marsh's make-up world, the mantra is just like Britney's song: Gimme More.
She's told New! magazine: \"I think there are people who need to put more make-up on, then they might pull more men.\"
She also said: \"I love people who wear as much make-up as drag queens.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-6-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
So, join us in an ode to Jodie's layers, and layers, and um, layers of make-up. Fret not, no shovel is required.
In fact, given her pile-it-on philosophy, we think cleanser is a swear word. Come armed with blusher, concealer and the mother of all lip-liners.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 05.07"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
And don't dare bring along the self-tan. Because Jodie also said: \"I can't tell you how to use a sun bed and I don't use fake tan.\"
Of course you don't. That orange glow is just the shade of blusher you use.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0606.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 06.06"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to freshen-up the mascara we go. With our bucket, and our spade, to make sure it doesn't fade.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 02.06"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
See, Jodie's make-up is special. Especially her eyeliner, it has the power to shine, even through tinted lenses.
Oh wait, maybe that's just because she has enough of it on for three people.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0106-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 01.06"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Our showbiz maths is sometimes a bit shaky, so what's the cost of going through one lip and eyeliner every day, for a month?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-1-0106-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 1 01.06"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Yes, believe it or not, Jodie's great colouring is au naturel. She doesn't use a sun bed or fake tan. Really.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-3-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 3 01.06"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
You know, clowns could take a good few tips from Jodie's make-up application. It takes serious skill to get it all applied so perfectly.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-1105.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 11.05"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
She seems to like the same shades.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0905.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 09.05"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Whether she's blonde or brunette, it's pastels for her all the way.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0705.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 07.05"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Even though some make-up has an SPF in it, we're glad to see Jodie's being wise and wearing a hat.
Although not that many rays could break through her make-up barrier, of course.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0505.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 05.05"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
She's stepped out and tested her hand at some darker eye decoration.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0205.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 02.05"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
It's quite a dramatic look, isn't it?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-1004.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 10.04"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Fret not though, Jodie says she does have days when she goes slap-free. She told New!: I go out every day without make-up if I'm not working, although I like to use an eyebrow pencil.\"
So we see, Jodie, so we see.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0804.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 08.04"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
She's said Pamela Anderson always has well made-up peepers. And we see Jodie's following suit.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0304.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 03.04"},{"caption":"
Jodie's Slap Love<\/b><\/p>
Wonder if she'll ever go to an event sans her slappage? (We've searched our picture archives high and low... and nothing.)
Until that day arrives, though, it's forwards and onwards with the make-up brigade.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Jodie-Marsh-0603.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 06.03"}];