Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Jordan isn't just familiar with bad fashion, she's made a kinda art out of it.
\r\nCome join us as we peruse through her own unique fashion equivalent of the Chamber Of Horrors...
\r\nTell us this is all some big mistake and that you're popping off home to change, Jordan?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Jordan-Katie-Price-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
However, this frightful feathered number still gives us nightmares.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/18/Katie-Price-0708-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
One of her LA outfits calls for a whole new level of atrocious frocks-ups.
This catsuit and matching sunnies are reassuringly awful.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Jordan-0408-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan "},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
It's good to see that smaller boobs haven't heralded the dawn of more taste for Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.08"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Nope, her recent breast reduction surgery hasn't instigated any elavated sense of style, that's for sure.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price "},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
And if you add her hubby Peter Andre into the equation, it only seems to make things worse.
This outfit would be fine if it weren't lime green and modelled with Pete's chavtastic efforts.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Peter-Andre-and-Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre and Katie Price "},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
It gets even more scary when Jordan turns her hand to dressing up.
If she were to become a circus ringmaster, this would be the ideal attire.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0208-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 02.08"},{"caption":"
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Forget fantasties, this mermaid number is more the stuff of nightmares.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 04.08"},{"caption":"
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Jordan's stoal shares the same colour tone as an OAP blue-rinse.
Predictably, Pete's going on a downhill slant as well...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 02.08"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
This looks like something you might pick out of the bargain bin, and regret ever afterwards.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.07"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Jordan's fashion follies are no less potent in 2007.
Pink leggings, anyone?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.07"},{"caption":"
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Pete looks fine, but Jordan's frock is Wagified in the very worst possible sense.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 09.07"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Chav? Tacky? Tasteless?
This frock ticks all the boxes.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 09.07"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Where do we even start here?
Mellow yellow it's not.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.07"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
She may wear a tiara, but there's no way on earth we'd crown Jordan queen of our fashion parade.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.07"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
This hideous lilac tutu really doesn't float our boat.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 12.06"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
But even played down, she can get it wrong.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-1106-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 11.06"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
This outfit would do well if Jordan were auditioning for a role in an 80s spoof movie, but anywhere else it's a disaster.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 09.06"},{"caption":"
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She may be dressed as an angel, but things are taking a rapid plunge towards the murky depths of fashion hell here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0706.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 07.06"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Early 2006 sees Jordan in predictably dreadful garb.
Was she in a darkened room when she picked this out?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Katie Price 03.06"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
What kind of a poor excuse for a skirt is this?
It looks like someone's taken a gigantic bite out of it, and then stuck on some random bits of junk for good measure.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 02.06"},{"caption":"
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Run for the borders, Jordan's trying her hand at erotic chic.
Pete, meanwhile, is offending us greatly in that suit.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 01.06"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Jordan tries her hand at casino queen, to devastating effect.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1105-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
The lavender look does her no favours at all.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Imagine if you got paired with this in a ballet class.
It's alarming to say the least.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1005.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Mid-2005, and Jordan is still making us chuckle.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Peter-Andre-and-Katie-Price-0805.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre and Katie Price 08.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
OK, she's preggers, but baby bump or no, there is there no way on earth Jordan could work this look.
Teamed with Pete's garish turquoise hue, the overall effect is plain nasty.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0505.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 05.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
WTF?
We're not big on this tent-esque DIY attire.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0505-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 05.05"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Rewind to 2004, and Jordan's queen of the fright with her take on prom chic.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1004.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Her bespoke knickers are no more appetising than the rest of her wardrobe.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1004-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.04 1"},{"caption":"
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Jordan's living in a lil' Barbie bubble all of her own here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0804-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.04 1"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
And while she's not busy playing Barbies, she's focusing on her campaign to create a modern revamp of that 80s fashion stunner that was the shellsuit.
Lovely.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0804.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
She's not afaid to take chances, our Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0604.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 06.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
But her risque style borders on overkill.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04 1"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
The pants say it all here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
This is the look of a woman screaming out for style advice.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
What leaves us baffled draws in Jordan like a magnet.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0504.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 05.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Her fashion instincts zoom in on colourful creations we'd never even contemplate.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0404.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 04.04"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Like this, for example.
Jordan hardly needs the necklace to illuminate the message of her outfit.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0703.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 07.03"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
Jordan continues her trashy fashion crusade while dating Dwight Yorke back in the day.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Dwight-Yorke-and-Katie-Price-0501.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dwight Yorke and Katie Price 05.01"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
This pic from 1999 suggests Jordan's nose for bad fashion wasn't acquired as she got more famous...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0699.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.99"},{"caption":"
Jordan's Fashion Horrors<\/b><\/p>
It was there right from the beginning, in 1995.
And we're glad it was too, otherwise what else would fill our days with laughter and joy?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1995.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 1995"}];