var galleryData = [{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p><a href=\" http://showbiz.sky.com/celeb/jordan\"> Jordan<\/a>'s getting rid of her stylist. Is this wise?<br><br>\r\nY'see, she isn't just familiar with bad fashion, she's kinda made an art out of it.<br><br>\r\nCome join us as we peruse through her own unique fashion equivalent of the Chamber Of Horrors...<br><br>Tell us this is all some big mistake and that you're popping off home to change, Jordan?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Jordan-Katie-Price-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This frightful feathered number still gives us nightmares.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/18/Katie-Price-0708-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>One of her LA outfits calls for a whole new level of atrocious frocks-ups.<br/><br/>This catsuit and matching sunnies are reassuringly awful.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Jordan-0408-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>It's good to see that smaller boobs haven't heralded the dawn of more taste for Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Nope, even breast reduction surgery hasn't instigated any elavated sense of style, that's for sure.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>It gets even more scary when Jordan turns her hand to dressing up.<br/><br/> If she were to become a circus ringmaster, this would be the ideal attire.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0208-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Forget fantasties, this mermaid number is more the stuff of nightmares.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Jordan's stoal shares the same colour tone as an OAP blue-rinse.<br/><br/>Predictably, Pete's going on a downhill slant as well...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This looks like something you might pick out of the bargain bin, and regret ever afterwards.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Jordan's fashion follies are no less potent in 2007.<br/><br/>Pink leggings, anyone?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Pete looks fine, but Jordan's frock is Wagified in the very worst possible sense.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Chav? Tacky? Tasteless?<br/><br/>This frock ticks all the boxes.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Where do we even start here?<br/><br/>Mellow yellow it's not.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>She may wear a tiara, but there's no way on earth we'd crown Jordan queen of our fashion parade.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This hideous lilac tutu really doesn't float our boat.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>But even played down, she can get it wrong.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-1106-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This outfit would do well if Jordan were auditioning for a role in an 80s spoof movie, but anywhere else it's a disaster.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>She may be dressed as an angel, but things are taking a rapid plunge towards the murky depths of fashion hell here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0706.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 07.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Early 2006 sees Jordan in predictably dreadful garb.<br/><br/>Was she in a darkened room when she picked this out?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Katie Price 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>What kind of a poor excuse for a skirt is this?<br/><br/>It looks like someone's taken a gigantic bite out of it, and then stuck on some random bits of junk for good measure.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 02.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Run for the borders, Jordan's trying her hand at erotic chic.<br/><br/>Pete, meanwhile, is offending us greatly in that suit.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Jordan tries her hand at casino queen, to devastating effect.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1105-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>The lavender look does her no favours at all.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Imagine if you got paired with this in a ballet class. <br/><br/>It's alarming to say the least.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1005.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Mid-2005, and Jordan is still making us chuckle.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Peter-Andre-and-Katie-Price-0805.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre and Katie Price 08.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>OK, she's preggers, but baby bump or no, there is there no way on earth Jordan could work this look.<br/><br/>Teamed with Pete's garish turquoise hue, the overall effect is plain nasty.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0505.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 05.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>WTF?<br/><br/>We're not big on this tent-esque DIY attire.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0505-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 05.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Rewind to 2004, and Jordan's queen of the fright with her take on prom chic.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1004.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Her bespoke knickers are no more appetising than the rest of her wardrobe.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1004-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 10.04 1"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Jordan's living in a lil' Barbie bubble all of her own here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0804-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.04 1"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>And while she's not busy playing Barbies, she's focusing on her campaign to create a modern revamp of that 80s fashion stunner that was the shellsuit.<br/><br/>Lovely.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0804.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 08.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>She's not afaid to take chances, our Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-and-Peter-Andre-0604.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price and Peter Andre 06.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>But her risque style borders on overkill.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04 1"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>The pants say it all here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This is the look of a woman screaming out for style advice.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0604.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>What leaves us baffled draws in Jordan like a magnet.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0504.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Her fashion instincts zoom in on colourful creations we'd never even contemplate.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0404.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Like this, for example.<br/><br/>Jordan hardly needs the necklace to illuminate the message of her outfit.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0703.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 07.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>Jordan continues her trashy fashion crusade while dating Dwight Yorke back in the day.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Dwight-Yorke-and-Katie-Price-0501.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dwight Yorke and Katie Price 05.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>This pic from 1999 suggests Jordan's nose for bad fashion hasn't been acquired as she's got more famous...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-0699.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 06.99"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Fashion Horrors","caption":"<p>It's been there right from the beginning, in 1995.<br/><br/>And we're glad for it too, otherwise what else would fill our days with laughter and joy?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Katie-Price-1995.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Price 1995"}];