We're aghast by this lady's prominent display of rib bones...<\/p>","url":"2009/5/29/Jordan-0509-32.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Whose shock rib display? "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Jordan has always had a teensy figure, but this skeletal look seen on the catwalk at the London Clothes Show recently is something else.
Is the split from Peter Andre taking its toll on her bod?<\/p>","url":"2009/5/29/Jordan-0509-34.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan "},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Her most recent appearances certainly have been uber-skinny.<\/p>","url":"2009/5/29/Jordan-0509-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.09"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
But even when she was still with Pete (just), in April 2009, Jords' pins are like twiglets.<\/p>","url":"2009/5/12/Peter-Andre-and-Jordan-0409-11.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre and Jordan 04.09"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
See?
Not an inch to pinch.<\/p>","url":"2009/2/27/Jordan-0209-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.09"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
In December 2008, Jordan flaunts her tres trim abs.
Her stomach is certainly slim - but at least it's not bony in the same way that more recent pics show.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/18/Jordan-1208-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
The thing is about Jordan's figure, you always notice her boobs first...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Jordan-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
It sometimes takes a bit of time to realise that, actually, the rest of her bod's weeny.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/14/Jordan-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
June 2008, and the former glamour girl is definitely keeping in shape.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/12/Jordan-0608-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
We could probably fit our hands right round that teeny waist.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0408-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
OK, she might be dressed as a mermaid, but we're more interested in her figure than her outfit.
There's not much meat propping this up.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0408-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Her stomach is as flat as flat can be.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0408-11.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
And boobs aside (though even they've been surgically reduced), her entire bod is miniscule.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Check out those knobbly knees.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0208-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Jordan flaunts her bikini bod at the beginning of 2008.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0308.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Yoiks - check out those ribs.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
This snap was taken in November 2007, less than six months after Jordan gave birth to her third child, Princess Tiaamii.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1107-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.07 1"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
She regained her pre-preggers figure sharpish, even by celeb standards.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1107-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
This frock highlights Jordan's toned back.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Here she takes the unusual step of covering up...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
This photo from August 2007 (two months after she gave birth to Tiaamii), shows Jordan looking very slim indeed.
Especially if you compare her top-heaviness to the rest of her bod - we're surprised her slim legs can prop it all up.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Mind you, when you look at pics of Jordan a couple of months prior to having Tiaamii, it's clear that although her bump is blooming, the rest of her figure is still pretty petite.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0407.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Yup, Jordan's a pro at keeping her bod ship-shape.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
It's a shame she doesn't apply the same stringent check on her fashion sense as she does on her bod... but then Jordan wouldn't be the person we know and love without this kind of regular frock-up.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Jordan covers up, apart from a tantalising flash of her trademark rack. But she doesn't look too scrawny here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1006.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
A bit of cleavage and a bit of tum - it's what we've come to expect from Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0806.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Back in mid-2006, Jordan's sexy and slim, but nowhere near as thin as we see her now.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0506-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Needless to say, her boobs are noticeably more mango-like.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0506.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
But then again, in deciding whether Jordan looks thin or not, it often depends on the outfit.
This lil' number from early 2006 makes her look absolutely tiny.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0306.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
As her boobs take centre stage, the rest of her figure just seems to melt away.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0306-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
No wonder Jordan likes flaunting her stomach - it's as flat as a pancake.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Even in the great outdoors, Jordan can't resist a tummy-flash - and though the rest of her is covered up, you can tell she's skinny from the baggy jogging bottoms.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0106-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
At the beginning of 2006, Jordan flaunts her slim pins as she embraces her inner cheerleader.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Rewind to November 2005, and Jordan's perhaps a bit less thin than she is now, although her head and boobs are still kinda big in comparison to the rest of her.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Now this is Jordan in her element, we reckon - slim, tanned (well, would she ever be caught dead without a browning tint?) and healthy-looking.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1005.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
August 2005, and Jordan's showcasing an horrific outfit but her bod is smokin' hot.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0805.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Two months after giving birth to son Junior, and Jordan's already ditched the majority of her baby weight.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0805-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
A month before having Junior, in May 2005, and Jordan's bump is shown off with pride.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0505-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.05 1"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
The bump is all covered up here, but Jordan's boobs are out and about for all to see.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0505-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Her bump takes centre stage, with one seductive peep of a pin.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0405-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
She's sure got a novel take on maternity wear, but we admire her guts.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 02.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
There again, Jord's happy to hang out in her trackie bums, outside of a red rug situ.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Rewind to August 2004, and Jordan defo has more flesh on her than nowadays.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0804.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 08.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Though in May 2004, she looks tiny once more... especially when you focus on her face.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0504.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Jordan's never been a wallflower when it comes to her bod, though it seems to change rather a lot.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0504-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
One minute she appears curvaceous...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0404-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Then blink an eyelid or change your camera angle, and she's skinny as a rake (breast bunnies aside, naturally).<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0404.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
At the beginning of 2004, Jordan heads to the jungle, her ribs on display alongside her boobs.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0104.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Rewind a year and a bit to December 2002... Jordan flaunts her pert lil' behind. But whatever she's doing with her hand we'd really rather not know.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1202.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan 12.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
2002 sees a notably slim Jordan.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0902.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 09.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Turn back to 2001, and the Jordan of old has more sexy curves on display.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-1201.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 12.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
She's still slim, but her face and stomach have more weight to them.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0701.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 07.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Wowsers, this is Jordan in all her - erm, glory, right at the beginning of her glamour girl days in 1995.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0095-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 00.95"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
Her figure is gorgeous, if you ask us. But those pants are gross.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0095-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 00.95"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's Body Over Time","caption":"
She's a completely different person to who she is now, as least as far as appearances are concerned.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/22/Jordan-0095.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 00.95"}];