
var galleryData = [{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Natalie Cassidy<br/><br/>\r\n\"Life's too short to live like a monk.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Natalie-Cassidy-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Cassidy 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Pamela Anderson<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm not really an actress - I just pop in and out of things.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Pamela-Anderson-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Lily Allen<br/><br/>\r\n\"Seventeen per cent of us have fallen asleep during sex. I certainly have.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/24/Lily-Allen-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Hayden Panettiere<br/><br/>\r\n\"I have the best friends in the world.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Hayden-Panettiere-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hayden Panettiere 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Martine McCutcheon<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm such a London girl. I missed black taxis and driving along the Embankment to sort out my problems.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Martine-McCutcheon-0406-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Martine McCutcheon 04.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Peaches Geldof<br/><br/>\r\n\"I don't like watching programmes about cars.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/29/Peaches-Geldof-0207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Gwyneth Paltrow<br/><br/>\r\n\"Well, what I believe is that Mohammed and Jesus and Buddha and Shiva are all the exact same thing: an energy, our link to something larger than ourselves.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Gwyneth-Paltrow-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gwyneth Paltrow 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Nell McAndrew<br/><br/>\r\n\"When I was pregnant, I said to the nurse I was there for my 12-month instead of 12-week scan. 'Really?' she said. 'Are you giving birth to an elephant?'\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Nell-McAndrews-0406.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nell McAndrews"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Kerry Katona<br/><br/>\r\n\"What's going on with Peter Andre and his new blond hairdo? He's so dark-skinned that he looks like a pint of Guinness.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/3/26/Kerry-Katona-1006-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kerry Katona"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Jay-Z<br/><br/>\r\n\"I've turned into the Rolling Stones of hip hop.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Jay-Z-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jay-Z 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Colin Farrell<br/><br/>\r\n\"I ate swan's foot. I went to confession after that.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Colin-Farrell-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Colin Farrell 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Daniel Craig<br/><br/>\r\n\"We film a scene where I'm fat - I don't want to be remembered as the physical Bond.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Daniel-Craig-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Daniel Craig 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Chanelle Hayes<br/><br/>\r\n\"I hate my big bum and thighs.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Chanelle-Hayes-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Vicky Binns<br/><br/>\r\n\"Always be careful when your mum tells you to wear something.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Vicky-Binns-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Vicky Binns 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Simon Cowell<br/><br/>\r\n\"I love boxing. I was a boxer myself until I got vain.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Simon-Cowell-0906.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Simon Cowell 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Lisa Snowdon<br/><br/>\r\n\"My biggest phobias are cockroaches and the squeaking sound of cotton wool on my nails when the manicurist's removing my nail polish.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Lisa-Snowdon-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Snowdon 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Celine Dion<br/><br/>\r\n\"My brothers and sisters are a part of me.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Celine-Dion-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Celine Dion 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Dannii Minogue<br/><br/>\r\n\"I can confess to finding dust in places you don't want it to be.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Danii-Minogue-0104.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Danii Minogue 01.04"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Russell Brand (on American women)<br/><br/>\r\n\"When they're saying stuff during sex, it sounds more like porn.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Russell-Brand-0307.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Brand 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Renee Zellweger<br/><br/>\r\n\"Every time I look in the mirror I see Tracey Ullman.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Renee-Zellweger-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Renee Zellweger 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Phillip Schofield on the last time he lied<br/><br/>\r\n\"It was probably when I said I enjoyed working with Anne Robinson.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Philip-Schofield-0406.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Philip Schofield 04.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Amanda Holden<br/><br/>\r\n\"I don't want to think about Simon or Piers in bed.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Amanda-Holden-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Amanda Holden 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Patrick Dempsey<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm not eating bread or sugar and I'm keeping my hair good too.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Patrick-Dempsey-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Patrick Dempsey 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Marcus Patrick<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm such a typical bloke, aren't I?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Marcus-Patrick-1203.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Marcus Patrick 12.03"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Konnie Huq<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm a regular toilet cleaner - I can't stand it if it's not sparkling white.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Konnie-Huq-0407.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Konnie Huq 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Keanu Reeves<br/><br/>\r\n\"I've got some fake teeth, and I have scars.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Keanu-Reeves-0606.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Keanu Reeves 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Justin Lee Collins (on Alan Carr)<br/><br/>\r\n\"His feet stink. And he likes to pick his toenails.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Justin-Lee-Collins-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Justin Lee Collins 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Josh Holloway<br/><br/>\r\n\"The women who look at me and say, 'Hey let's go behind the tree' are 60 years old.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Josh-Holloway-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Josh Holloway 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Joanna Lumley<br/><br/>\r\n\"I love being called Granny, it's like being the elder of the village.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Joanna-Lumley-0505.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Joanna Lumley 05.05"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Joan Collins on her husband<br/><br/>\r\n\"I don't have to go out of my way to please him because I just naturally please him.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Joan-Collins-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Joan Collins 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Jo Joyner<br/><br/>\r\n\"Mouse-catching is a boy job.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Jo-Joyner-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jo Joyner 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>James McAvoy<br/><br/>\r\n\"I considered becoming a priest very seriously. I wanted to travel the world - and as a young Catholic it seemed the easiest way.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/James-McAvoy-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"James McAvoy 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Ellen Pompeo (on the writers' strike)<br/><br/>\r\n\"Everyone was happy to be back the first two days - now everyone is bitching and moaning again.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Ellen-Pompeo-0506.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ellen Pompeo 05.06"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Derren Brown<br/><br/>\r\n\"I'm always honest about my dishonesty.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Derren-Brown-1005.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Derren Brown 10.05"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Chace Crawford<br/><br/>\r\n\"I don't know what a heart-throb is, come on.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Chace-Crawford-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chace Crawford 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"I Beg Your Pardon?","caption":"<p>Lee Pace<br/><br/>\r\n\"Since I've come to England, I've learnt that pies aren't just fruit. They can be anything.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Lee-Pace-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lee Pace 03.08"}];