Week's Worst Dressed<\/b><\/p>
We can do nowt but hang our heads in dismay. But then again we suppose it gives us something to giggle at.
\r\nJoin us as we gawp and gasp at this week's stylishly challenged celebs...
\r\nParis Hilton is a clothes horse with mighty horrid garments.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Paris-Hilton-0508-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Britney Spears put your pussy cats away - and as for your velour trackies... spare us.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Britney-Spears-0508-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Has Kylie Minogue been possessed by the demon of bad fashion?
\r\nShe really ain't looking herself.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Kylie-Minogue-0508-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kylie Minogue "},{"caption":"
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Meet Skimpy Smurf... she wears only the titchiest of attire.
\r\nFooled you, it's actually Amy Winehouse.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Amy-Winehouse-0508-11.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Winehouse "},{"caption":"
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How ruddy ridiculous, Gemma Atkinson. This bikini really isn't managing to keep your boobs under control.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Gemma-Atkinson-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gemma Atkinson 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Hide your puppies... it's Cruella de Vil.
\r\nGotcha again, it's actually Victoria Beckham in that horrendous garb - and we have to say we've seen David looking hotter too.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Victoria-and-David-Beckham-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria and David Beckham 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Posh's mate Katie Holmes must have taken a knock to the head. Why else would she have popped on this frock, especially with those shoes?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Katie-Holmes-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Holmes 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Keeping it in the family, Lily Allen and dad Keith share a love of bad clothes, and fags.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Lily-Allen-and-dad-Keith-Allen-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen and dad Keith Allen 05.08"},{"caption":"
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We're beginning to feel like we're wasting our breath, Natasha Bedingfield - you're another celeb to fall into the unstylish trap of the satin frock.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Natasha-Bedingfield-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natasha Bedingfield 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Don't look directly at it... Kym Ryder's frock should come with a health warning.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Kym-Ryder-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kym Ryder 05.08"},{"caption":"
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From the waist down it looks like Mischa Barton has donned a sack. From the waist up it seems that she's simply lost her style marbles.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Mischa-Barton-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Blake Lively, we like a spot of high fashion as much as the next person - but really, let's not lose our heads now.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Blake-Lively-0508-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Blake Lively 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Pray do tell, Susan Sarandon, why did you ask for a dress the colour of sewage?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Susan-Sarandon-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Susan Sarandon 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Mary-Kate Olsen, not only is your frock deeply unflattering but it is also the colour of nappy waste.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Mary-Kate-Olsen-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary-Kate Olsen 05.08"},{"caption":"
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If you chop Sarah Silverman's head off and ignore her lady lumps this outfit could be dressing an 11-year-old boy.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Sarah-Silverman-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Silverman 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Chris Noth tries to hide his chops when he realises the error he's made with those trews and shoes... too late.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Chris-Noth-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":" Chris Noth 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Alexa Chung and Dev Hynes dress like our slightly dippy grandparents.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Alexa-Chung-Dev-Hynes-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alexa Chung Dev Hynes 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Nicola Roberts, remember this handy rhyme for next time... red and green should NEVER be seen (especially these shades of the two).<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Nicola-Roberts-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Chelsy Davy, we still love you but you're in the sartorial doghouse for this lapse.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Chelsy-Davy-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chelsy Davy 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Bai Ling is a regular on our worst-dressed list, however we think she may have sunk to new depths, even if it is for a film.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Bai-Ling-0508-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Bai Ling 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Anna Wintour may well be a guru in fashionable circles but it doesn't mean she is above making mistakes - exhibit A demonstrates that clearly.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Anna-Wintour-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Anna Wintour 05.08"},{"caption":"
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The fact that we thought this was Shane Richie on first glance only goes to prove Orlando Bloom is not working this look.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Orlando-Bloom-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Jennifer Connelly doesn't look happy with herself... she must have heard we were cross with her efforts.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Jennifer-Connelly-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Connelly 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Is Kimora Lee Simmons' frock paint-by-numbers?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Kimora-Lee-Simmons-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kimora Lee Simmons 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Liz Goldwyn has offended us deeply in this sweet wrapper-style rag.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Liz-Goldwyn-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Liz Goldwyn 05.08"},{"caption":"
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This truly looks like Rosanna Arquette has donned a set of old curtains (cheap ones at that).<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Rosanna-Arquette-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rosanna Arquette 05.08"},{"caption":"
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OMG... Loui Batley, you wouldn't know style if it bit you on the bum, by the looks of this disaster.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Loui-Batley-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Loui Batley 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Should somebody remind Sharon Stone that her twenties are long behind her and therefore this dress should follow them.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Sharon-Stone-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Stone 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Crikey, Kathy Hilton seems to have popped on the contents of a sick bag.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Kathy-Hilton-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kathy Hilton 05.08"},{"caption":"
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If Vicky Binns did this carpet match-up on purpose we feel even more embarrassed for her.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Vicky-Binns-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Vicky Binns 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Gretchen Mol has got highlighter happy.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Gretchen-Mol-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gretchen Mol 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Helena Christensen has got some random excess puffage going on.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Helena-Christensen-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Helena Christensen 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Angie Harmon gets her jumpsuit on but we ain't happy with the outcome.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Angie-Harmon-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Angie Harmon 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Camilla Belle's clobber is wrong-diddly from head to toe.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Camilla-Belle-0508-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Camilla Belle 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Helen Pearson has made us gag... call us prudish but this is just plain wrong.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/6/Helen-Pearson-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Helen Pearson 05.08"}];