Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Clothes aren't just a way to hide nakedness, they're also supposed to help one show off one's best assets.
But sometimes things go wrong and they highlight our unwanted points.
This lady's floral shambles is a real shocker.
And for one supposed to be at the top of her game. Tut.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/10/Lisa-Snowdon-0708-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Snowdon 07.08"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Did Lisa Snowdon lose a bet and have to wear this? Or was she simply making sure she blends in with the foliage behind her?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/10/Lisa-Snowdon-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Snowdon 07.08"},{"caption":"
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Have all the lightbulbs blown in this lady's home? That could explain Petra Nemcova's dressed-in-the-dark get-up.
And we always thought the only thing that could make her look bad was perhaps dressing as a giant hamburger.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Petra-Nemcova-0608-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Petra Nemcova 06.08"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Oh dear, Ashanti. Still, perhaps she wanted to have the Boobylicious Falls spilling out from her chest?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/5/Ashanti-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ashanti"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Should we take fashion pity on Nicole Scherzinger for donning this?
Because without her upper leather covering, with the length better, with a more forgiving fabric could this frock could have been more flattering? On second thoughts... no.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Nicole-Scherzinger-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Scherzinger 05.08"},{"caption":"
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The word shapeless comes to mind when we look at Mica Paris' frock.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/15/Mica-Paris-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mica Paris"},{"caption":"
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When will Danielle Lloyd learn that satin is never a very forgiving fabric?<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Danielle-Lloyd-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 07.07"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
It's been a while since we've seen a dress that doesn't flatter even one part of the figure, but we think Natasha Bedingfield may just be wearing that very frock.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Natasha-Bedingfield-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natasha Bedingfield 05.08"},{"caption":"
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Thank goodness Jennifer Lopez left her head sticking out of this walking sheet, otherwise we may have mistaken her for a ghost.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Jennifer-Lopez-1206.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Lopez 12.06"},{"caption":"
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We're all about embracing one's bod, Scarlett Johansson. Yes, even things like muffin tops and love handles we accept as part of life.
But couldn't you have picked something that didn't make your boobs look like they're prisoners and screaming to get out? And our granny has better draping than that front thingie in her toilet.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Scarlett-Johansson-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Scarlett Johansson"},{"caption":"
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Hmm. The gym outfit. Never an easy one. Halle Berry certainly makes it look hard to get right in such uncomplimenting garb.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/12/Hale-Berry-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Halle Berry"},{"caption":"
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Of all people we'd have thought Vera Wang might have paid attention to shape and fit, but apparently not.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Vera-Wang-1006.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Vera Wang 10.06"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Borrow that from Strictly Come Dancing did you, Bianca Gascoigne? This frock shouldn't be worn more than once, or ever for that matter.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Bianca-Gascoigne-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Bianca Gascoigne 09.06"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Togs<\/b><\/p>
Ground control to Major Grace Jones, erm, what in the name of fashion is this? Not only is the fabric about as flattering as mascara down the cheeks, but the rest just actually leaves us baffled.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Grace-Jones-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Grace Jones 11.06"},{"caption":"
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Note to Mischa Barton: tinfoil-type threads should generally not be worn to swanky parties.
Unless you're planning on putting a microwave under one arm and pretending to be a reheated takeaway? You have a better figure than this, Ms Barton.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Mischa-Barton-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 09.07"},{"caption":"
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Talk about blurring the lines between fashion and spare pieces of carpeting, Parker Posey. Where's your waist? Your bust? Your hips? All have disappeared.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Parker-Posey-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Parker Posey 11.06"},{"caption":"
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Bit on the bottom, small on the top? Sounds like instructions for a hairdo, not a dress Thandie Newton.
This gives you hips like we've never seen on you before, Thands.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Thandie-Newton-0207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Thandie Newton 02.07"},{"caption":"
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Did Tess Smith only have enough fabric for half a dress? This dress isn't just unflattering, it's horrific, yet we can't stop staring.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Tess-Smith-0905.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tess Smith 09.05"},{"caption":"
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Balancing out the bubbled bottom with bubbled sleeves is just too much Laura Bailey. It's only when we look at your legs that we remember what a slim Jim you really are.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Laura-Bailey-0207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Laura Bailey 02.07"},{"caption":"
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Dear Anne-Marie Duff, what did you think this was doing for your boobs when you looked in the mirror? It's doing nowt.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Anne-Marie-Duff-0307.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Anne-Marie Duff 03.07"},{"caption":"
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Not only is an inch of fabric missing on the bottom of this Patricia Arquette, it's just not a very flattering frock in any respect. Soz.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Patricia-Arquette-0705.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Patricia Arquette 07.05"},{"caption":"
Unflattering Frocks<\/b><\/p>
Not only does the colour hurt our eyes Mary J Blige, we're not sure catsuits have ever been a gal's best fashion friend. All that V-action around your lady bits is very distracting too.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Mary-J-Blige-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary J Blige 07.07"},{"caption":"
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Too much bling ain't always a good thing Beyonce, especially around the hip area.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Beyonce-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce 08.07"},{"caption":"
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Why, oh why, Mariah Carey, would you add the bride-esque type satin cape and then skimp on the front neckline?
\r\nWe're worried she's going to tip over.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Mariah-Carey-1104.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mariah Carey 11.04"},{"caption":"
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Have you heard the one about the pop star who tried to do cowgirl chic and got it rather wrong? It's a good joke, Natasha Hamilton, but it's doing nothing for your figure.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Natasha-Hamilton-0805.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natasha Hamilton 08.05"},{"caption":"
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For someone with a great figure, we're shocked that you, Pamela Anderson, would wear white on the bottom (most unflattering), and then a black explosion on the top.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Pamela-Anderson-0106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 01.06"},{"caption":"
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One-time Friends actress Aisha Taylor should find an outfit that's more friendly to her bod.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/9/Aisha-Tyler-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Aisha Tyler 05.08"}];