If Cartier invited us to a snazzy bash in LA, we might make the effort.
\r\nBut a lot of Hollywood types didn't really pull out the fashion stops - there were a lot of bad dresses, but luckily some good shoes.
\r\nFergie and Eva Mendes roll out the smiles for a snap.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Fergie-and-Eva-Mendes-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Fergie and Eva Mendes 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
This is possibly the WORST outfit we have ever seen Eva in - what on earth? If it wasn't for the shoes we'd have thrown up by now.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Eva-Mendes-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Mendes 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Never mind shushing us - go home and change.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Eva-Mendes-0608-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Mendes 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
It has to be said that Fergie's outfit is double-bad too - it makes her look v top heavy. But again, good shoes.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Fergie-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Fergie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Not so flattering, this close-up lark.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Fergie-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Fergie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Good Lord, what is going on? Did the invite say: Dress Code - Bad Fashion?\r\n
\r\nBecause Nicole Richie is in another frock monstrosity.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Nicole-Richie-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Richie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Still it's a no.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Nicole-Richie-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Richie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Nic looks a little sheepish - has she realised the error of her ways?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Nicole-Richie-0608-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Richie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Hiya Janet Jackson... let's see what you've got on.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Janet-Jackson-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Janet Jackson 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Hmm.. so-so. Not very feminine.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Janet-Jackson-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Janet Jackson 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Her man, Jermaine Dupri, steps in to avert people's eyes from the fashion faux pas.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Janet-Jackson-and-Jermaine-Dupri-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Victoria Hervey is not working it - it's not just the weird frock, it's the streaky tan that's bugging us.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Victoria-Hervey-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Hervey 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Not a classy dress, Ashanti - it's a little Samantha Jones.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Ashanti-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ashanti 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
This is a pretty colour Hilary Duff, but it ain't a flattering style.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Hilary-Duff-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hilary Duff 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Good eye make-up, mind.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Hilary-Duff-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hilary Duff 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Such a bad frock from the front, but Hilary's man Mike Comrie still steps in, awkwardly.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Hilary-Duff-and-Mike-Comrie-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Hil's sis, Haylie Duff, plays it safe with the dress - but under the circumstances of the dire fashion, it's the best bet. Again, good shoes.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Haylie-Duff-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Haylie Duff 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Rosario Dawson gives a wave, and actually we're waving back - at last someone's worn something that isn't gross.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Rosario-Dawson-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rosario Dawson 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
She's touched, clearly.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Rosario-Dawson-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rosario Dawson 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Those Madden brothers could do with a good scrub.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Joel-and-Benji-Madden-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Joel and Benji Madden 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
At last, a decent different dress. Top of the class Emmy Rossum.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Emmy-Rossum-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Emmy Rossum 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
No wonder she looks a little smug.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Emmy-Rossum-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Emmy Rossum 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Bonus points to Eve for keeping it simple. Dull but at least it isn't unfashionable.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Eve-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Eve 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Peepo.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Eve-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Eve 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Smart and elegant - it's Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Djimon-Hounsou-and-Kimora-Lee-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
This we love. Congrats Dave Annable - you look hot.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Dave-Annable-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dave Annable 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
However, most of that has to do with your cute-as-a-button face.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Dave-Annable-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dave Annable 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
This is the sort of thing we've come to expect from Chloe Sevigny, it's fine.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Chloe-Sevigny-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chloe Sevigny 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Nice brooch.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Chloe-Sevigny-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chloe Sevigny 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Wowsers, just look at Bridget Monaghan's figure. The dress is hot too.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Bridget-Monaghan-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Bridget Monaghan 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
What exactly is Common doing with his hands?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Common-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Common 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Etty and Perry Farrell are not getting any fashion plaudits from us.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Etty-and-Perry-Farrell-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Etty and Perry Farrell 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Swanky Night In LA","caption":"
Pretty shoes, but the dress doesn't flatter the chest area, Natassia Malthe.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Natassia-Malthe-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Natassia Malthe 06.08"}];