Jordan's splashed out on a brand new pad in Surrey.
It may be a former nursing home, but it's defo rather swanky.
We play the role of estate agents, and give you a nosy peek around the seven-bedroom mansion...
Here's the imposing front of Jord's new crash pad, reportedly worth £2.5m.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Jordans-new-home-0608-4.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan's new home"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's New Gaffe","caption":"
Indoors now, and the grand entrance hall is nothing short of austere.
We can just see Jordan posing in an elegant gown and heels on the staircase for a magazine shoot.
She'll be well at home as the mistress of the house, no doubt.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Jordans-new-home-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan's new home"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's New Gaffe","caption":"
The kitchen is all sparkling, fresh and light, with acres of space to mooch about.
Will Peter be there in his pinny, cooking up Jordan something delicious, we wonder?
It looks like one of those sets you see on TV homeware ads.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Jordans-new-home-0608-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan's new home"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's New Gaffe","caption":"
The living room doesn't let things down either, with its regal fireplace and antique furniture.
This is some old people's home Jordan's landed herself here.
And if she, Pete and the kids get weary of kicking about in the lounge...<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Jordans-new-home-0608-3.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan's new home"},{"captionHeading":"Jordan's New Gaffe","caption":"
They can always freshen up in the luxurious indoor swimming pool, complete with what looks like a hot tub.
Fancy a housewarming, Jordan?
If you do, we're always happy to pop on by and help you settle in. Just a thought...<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Jordans-new-home-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Jordan's new home"}];