That's right, hide away under that hat, Catherine Zeta-Jones, you should be ashamed of yourself.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Catherine-Zet-Jones-2368-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Catherine Zet-Jones"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Did you make any effort at all with this Leona Lewis? Because it doesn't look like it.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Leona-Lewis-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Leona Lewis 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There are frocks that work, and those that don't, which is where this one falls, Tyra Banks.
It's as dull as ditch water.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Tyra-Banks-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tyra Banks 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Good effort on the lipstick, Britney Spears, but the frock has gotta go.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Brtiney-Spears-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Didn't they have any size above mini-me, Stephanie McMichael?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Stephanie-McMichael-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Stephanie McMichael 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
So, the Greeks thought this look was cool, Mary-Kate Olsen.
But that was thousands of years ago.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Mary-Kate-Olsen-0608-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary-Kate Olsen 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And she does it again - not one, but two bad outfits.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Mary-Kate-Olsen-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary-Kate Olsen 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Eek, Claudia Schiffer, what's with that bow tie?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Claudia-Schiffer-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Claudia Schiffer 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Far from thrilling, Becki Newton is more chilling with this busy green nightmare of a frock.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Becki-Newton-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Becki Newton 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What a fright of a frock, Solange Knowles.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Solange-Knowles-0608-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Solange Knowles 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Someone may need to remind Kelly Osbourne she's not 50.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Kelly-Osbourne-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Osbourne 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
If you were frolicking in Greece, on a beach, then good on ya Nikki Grahame. But you're not.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Nikki-Grahame-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nikki Grahame 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Ugh, Trinny Woodall. Horrible colour, terrible length, cheap-looking shoes and ridiculous hair. Time to call Gok Wan, perhaps?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Trinny-Woodall-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Trinny Woodall 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
\"Sorry Miss, the cat clawed my top.\"
You can do better, James McAvoy.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/James-McAvoy-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"James McAvoy 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You're supposed to be a classy celeb, Jade Jagger, so what's with all the cheap sequined action?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Jade-Jagger-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jade Jagger 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Looks like someone's had a technicoloured yawn right down this frock, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Jamie-Lynn-Sigler-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":" Jamie Lynn Sigler 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Eek - it's not only Siouxsie Sioux's dress that's sending a chill down our spine here, her make-up is also frightful.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/20/Siouxsie-Sioux-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Siouxsie Sioux 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Need a sheep, Alexis Arquette?
If not, then knock off the Bo Peep impression.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/24/Alexis-Arquette-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alexis Arquette 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We don't wanna kiss you in this flowery disaster of a top, Natasha Bedingfield.
In fact, we don't even want to see you. Get out.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Natasha-Bedingfield-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Natasha Bedingfield 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You're revving up our engines all the wrong way with this oily number, Lewis Hamilton.
But that's nothing compared to the nausea Nicole Scherzinger's outfit is bringing on.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Lewis-Hamilton-Nicole-Scherzinger-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lewis Hamilton Nicole Scherzinger 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is this something you found in the costume dept of Holby City, Patsy Kensit?
If not, what exactly is your excuse for such a style horror?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Patsy-Kensit-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Patsy Kensit 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We know maternity wear can be hard to buy, Kirstie Allsop, but there must be better stuff than this out there.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Kirstie-Allsopp-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kirstie Allsopp 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
'Enders hottie Samantha Janus removes all traces of her totty status with layer upon layer of black frumpiness, while co-star Rita Simons pops on the silliest waistcoat we've ever seen.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/20/Rita-Simons-Samantha-Janus-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rita Simons Samantha Janus 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Heidi Klum makes like an extra from a tacky version of The Sound Of Music.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Heidi-Range-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Heidi Range 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Her Sugababes pal Amelle Berrabah also trespasses on dangerous fashion territory.
We're all for recycling, lady, but using a bin bag to dress yourself is a bit extreme.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Amelle-Berrabah-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amelle Berrabah"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And to top it off nicely, Keisha Buchanan sports what looks to be a mango.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Keisha-Buchanan-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Keisha Buchanan"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Rather than tackle what's wrong with this sarong-type garb, Jill Scott, we're going to focus on the positives.
...
Or maybe not.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Jill-Scott-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jill Scott 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Our eyes are hurting from the glow of all this needless bling, Flo Rida.
Get it orf.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Flo-Rida-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Flo Rida 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Banish the animal-print jacket, Sadie Frost.
Is it made of cardboard?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Sadie-Frost-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sadie Frost 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It might keep you afloat when stranded in the ocean, Omarosa, but we can think of no other advantage to this monster of a gown.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Omarosa-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Omarosa 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Eesh, Victoria Hervey - call yourself a lady with that PVC hemming?
Get out of here.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Victoria-Hervey-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Hervey 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Bandanas are all good when you're 16, Keith Richards, but not in depths of middle age.
And don't even get us started on the tragedy of Patti Hansen's patterned effort.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/23/Keith-Richards-Patti-Hansen-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Keith Richards Patti Hansen 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Lil Mama is more than a little but laughable in this hilariously dreadful number.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Lil-Mama-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lil Mama 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This stoal is hideous times a million, Maria Grachvogel.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/20/Maria-Grachvogel-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Maria Grachvogel 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Nice legs, Cassie, but we honestly can't say the same about the dress.
It's low, even by Barbie standards.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Cassie-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cassie 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Having a chav moment, Benicio Del Torro?
Needless to say, we're unimpressed. And those have to be the worst fitting jeans to grace the earth.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Benicio-Del-Torro-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Benicio Del Torro 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You can throw as many confident hand gestures as you want, Alicia Keys, but we ain't buying this garish frock.
Not even a teensy bit.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Alicia-Keys-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alicia Keys 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The wet-leather look was one of those red herrings of the fashion world, John Cornell, and is not, under any circumstances, to actually be worn in a serious way.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/20/Cornell-John-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cornell John 06.08"}];