Got some ants in your gossip pants?
\r\nEase your itch with some Kerry Katona titbits.
\r\nBecause if you were glued to her last MTV show, Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love, then you'll be as chuffed as Kerry looks on those Iceland adverts.
She's signed up for another series to \"set the record straight\". All of this record-straightening starts on the 27th July.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/14/Kerry-Katona-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kerry Katona 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Oi, should we be calling Pete Doherty Mr Lazy Bones? Apparently he rang a taxi to take him from the front of his house all the way around... to the back.
And, call us crazy, but he doesn't live at Buckingham Palace so it's all a bit excessive.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/20/Pete-Doherty-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pete Doherty 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Guess what Rhys Ifans has got in store? Well, his new venture, his band The Peth, has signed up Jake and Dinos Chapman to help them do the video for one of their new tracks.
And it won't be just any vid. A source has said: \"The brief is 'make this the sickest video ever'.\" Alrighty then.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/17/Rhys-Ifans-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rhys Ifans 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Ms Alexa Chung is so uber she's winning prizes for coolness.
\r\nAlexa's topped the Observer's annual hot list, beating a whole bunch of models, musos and artistes to the top spot.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/5/Alexa-Chung-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alexa Chung 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Is Suranne Jones thinking of going back to the cobbles?
\r\nThe ex-Corrie lass wouldn't rule out a return to the show, saying: \"I thank God Karen isn't dead - just in case.\"\r\nMeanwhile, she's holding out for a role on the West End stage.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/10/Suranne-Jones-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Suranne Jones 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
From the Carphone Warehouse to Britain's Got Talent, Paul Potts is off on a brand new jaunt in Germany.
\r\nThe opera star will be featured in a German advertising campaign for Deutsche Telekom.
\r\nThe ads include footage of Paul's first ever BGT audition and are proving rather popular already, with 26.7 YouTube hits so far.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/10/Paul-Potts-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paul Potts 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
It seems Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson want a part in hit sitcom Gavin & Stacey. The couple live near the set in Barry, Wales, so it'd only be a jaunt down the road to get into work each morning. How handy.
\r\nCharlotte said she would \"die to be in (the show)\", adding: \"Maybe it could turn out that Nessa knows us from way back. We love it so much.\"
\r\nGavin added: \"It would be brilliant. I would love to be an actor.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/9/Charlotte-Church-and-Gavin-Henson-0606-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Note to any ladies that don't like being elbow-deep in poopy - give Chris Martin a call. He freakin' loves it.
\r\nThe Coldplay frontman reckons: \"Men should always change diapers.\" (Gwyn's taught him the US lingo well, we see.)
\r\nHe went on: \"It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Chris-Martin-0307-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chris Martin 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Lily Allen has blogged about getting rid of the pink hair, saying that not only was she bored of the colour, but she had a more serious reason too.
\r\nLils wrote: \"It has been a tough week. You may have heard my nan passed away last weekend, we were close and even though she had been very ill for the last few years, it was a big shock, and surreal to find out at Glastonbury…
\r\n\"Anyway the point is my nan would have killed me if I went to her funeral with pink hair.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Lily-Allen-0208-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Could there be a singing career on the horizon for Brian Belo?
The Big Brother 8 winner has been in the studio cutting a record called Essex Boy, featuring his best catchphrases and a rather jolly dance beat.
Let's hope it fares better than the last singing housemate's single, I Want It by Chanelle Hayes...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/25/Brian-Belo-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Brian Belo 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Little Miss Amy Winehouse isn't your typical Tango-tan celebrity. And yet her pal says she's spending too much time under the lamps.
A source told The Sun: \"Amy can't do anything by halves. Recently she has been going for it on the sunbed, but she won't be told. Over the years Amy has been addicted to alcohol, all sorts of drugs, men and even knitting. This is another addiction that puts her health in danger. Why can't she take up squash or something?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/7/2/Amy-Winehouse-0708-22.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Winehouse 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Is Mel B feeling broody? The former Spice Girl has said that she \"definitely\" wants kiddies with her hubby, Stephen Belafonte.
\r\nShe said: \"Yeah, we definitely want children. Not just yet - I think in a few years, definitely.\"
\r\nWe'll get knitting then.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/11/Stephen-Belafont-Mel-B-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Stephen Belafont Mel B 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
How better to get over a split than write a bit of a bitter song. Now there's a tongue-twister for you.
Rhys Ifans didn't mince his words however, as he managed to warble his way through a grief-fuelled ballad with his band, Y Peth. The lyrics go: \"Every little thing you said would break me/ All of it came true/ Every bit of love I give/ You mock it/ Yes you do. Take me down to almost nothing/ Bring me down with you/ Every little thing I do you hate it/ Oh yes you do.”
\r\nWe wonder if Sienna Miller will be downloading that one for the iPod?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Rhys-Ifans-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rhys Ifans 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Jennifer Metcalfe, aka Mercedes McQueen in Hollyoaks, is thrilled that she's back together with Jermaine Pennant, saying: \"Things are going very well and we're very happy.\"
\r\nEqually excitingly, she's also revealed that she's in talks to star in the next series of Dancing On Ice.
\r\nHer Hollyoaks co-star Chris Fountain was runner-up this year and Jen said: \"I've met the producers and had a practice on the ice but I'm not sure I could live up to Chris.\"
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Jordan is sex on a stick - however, all is not well in the nookie dept as was revealed in their show Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter.
\r\nHer hubby Peter spilled the beans when he said to her about their sex life: \"It is always the wrong time. It has only been six months. You're giving it all the talk but we'll see if you give it the walk later.\"
\r\nHe added: \"Having children ruins it. But it's about finding time for us as a couple and realising sex is no longer the number one priority in our relationship.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/26/Peter-Andre-Jordan-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre Jordan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
OMG, could there be royalty on reality telly?
\r\nApparently Zara Phillips is in talks to be on the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.
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A source told the Sunday Mirror: \"People are pinching themselves at the idea that this is actually happening.
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\"The Queen may have something to say about Zara appearing on a live TV show every Saturday. Many in royal circles will find it inappropriate.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/2/Zara-Phillips-1204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Zara Phillips 12.04"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Is Lisa Snowdon joining the kiddie club?
\r\nShe said: \"I'm a sad old spinster.
\r\n\"I'm 36 and single, so it's not something that's going to happen soon.
\r\n\"I have adoption in the back of my mind but it would have to be something I thought through properly.\"
\r\nWe'll be keeping our peepers peeled.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/2/Lisa-Snowdon-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Snowdon 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Duffy is defending her daddy... apparently she's having to bat away some fatherhood rumours.
\r\nThe shizzle that her papa is actually Tom Jones is, of course, a load of baloney.
\r\nShe said: \"I know, I'm dealing with this on a daily basis. It's kind of bizarre. You've just got to let go and almost laugh at it because you can't control what people say or assume.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/30/Duffy-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Duffy 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Super cheese alert - Daisy Lowe and Mark Ronson are singing a duet.
\r\nYep, the harmonising is due to take place when Pearl Lowe marries her Supergrass boyfriend Danny Goffey in December.
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Daisy said: \"I thought it would be nice to sing together for her wedding.
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\"I've never sung in front of anyone before, but if I was to work with anyone it'd be Mark. We're going to start writing something together soon.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/4/Mark-Ronson-Daisy-Lowe-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Mark Ronson Daisy Lowe 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
This is cracking banter - kudos to Sacha Baron Cohen.
\r\nHe tricked an Israeli spy and a Palestinian academic in an outrageous new prank when he referred to militant Arab group Hamas as hummus. He added that the Middle East conflict wasn't nearly as bad as Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston fighting over Brad Pitt.
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Sacha was disguised as Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion presenter, when he pulled the wool over the eyes of the chaps. All this will appear in his new movie, due out next May.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/7/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sacha Baron Cohen 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Spotted: our fave funnyman, Alan Carr, being super-keen at a gym in Holloway on Sunday morning... rather him than us.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/2/Alan-Carr-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alan Carr 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"London Gossip","caption":"
Paul Nicholls is making a comeback on new telly show, Harley Street.
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Brace yourself ladies, he's set to play womanising Dr Robert Fielding in the show, which begins next month.
But there's one person Paul hopes won't be watching his saucy on-screen antics - his bride-to-be.<\/p>
Paul, who is getting married this week, said: \"The only problem I can see is that I haven't told my fiancee - she will be my wife when the first episode of Harley Street is broadcast - about my character.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/6/6/Paul-Nicholls-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paul Nicholls 03.08"}];