Is it just us, or is Jessica Simpson a pro when it comes to dodgy fashion?
For one so pretty, she sure makes some odd choices in what to wear.
Come join us as we peruse through some of the highlights in her never-ending wardrobe of bad style over the years.
This horrendous toga affair is a seriously misled choice of garb.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/30/Jessica-Simpson-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Welcome to the American take on chav.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0708-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Never mind her nipples, this entire outfit from September 2007 is clunky, and teamed with the snakeskin handbag - just horrible.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Did Jess get trussed up in some leftover Christmas tablecloth? Apparently so.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/13/Jessica-Simpson-1105-green.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.05 green"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
A wet leather and lace frock must surely have set off alarm bells in May 2007.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0507.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Very daisy but not very nice.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Rewind to September 2006, and the hair and pins are nice... but the rest of Jessica's attire is like a slightly surreal take on a Brownie guide uniform.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0906-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
The dress is inoffensive enough, but what's with the oversized trampy leather boots?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Jess makes like a warped version of Sandy post-makeover at the end of Grease.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1006.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 10.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
And then goes one step further in the frock-up arena with wide-legged checked culottes.
Yuk.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0906-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
September 2006, and we have to say no, no, no to the thigh-high boots.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0906-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
It's mid-2006 and Jess startles once more, with a tasteless mini-dress that looks like it could have been fished out off a \"everything must go\" bargain bin.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0606-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
We're sorry to hound you like this, Jess, we really are.
But seriously lady, why spoil your lovely figure and hair with an oddball diamond-patterned dress?
Why not just opt for a regular LBD?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 01.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Impressive rack, Jess, but we're not exactly bowled over by the tacky white element of this number.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0606.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Jess at the beginning of 2006 is all kink and no kudos in the fashion stakes.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Another event, another frock to shock with its blatant ick factor.
Not one feature of this dress - from the polka dots to the vertical stripes and the ruffles - could actually be considered nice.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/22/Jessica-Simpson-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
It's August 2005 and Jess is all bubbly smiles - despite having dyed her gown three different and separately awful colours in an attempt to jazz it up.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0805.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 08.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep... but not her enduring sense of bad fashion.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0805-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 08.05"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Even when you go girly and light, you mess it up with a splash of leopard print and some mismatched heavy boots, as in late 2004.
Why, we ask, why, WHY?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1104-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Even going casual, Jess fails to make a go of things, mostly thanks to her woeful choice of furry jacket.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1104.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
It's April 2004 and we're slightly alarmed by Jess' cheery demeanour.
What a grotty little jacket.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0404.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
What the bleedin' heck is this?
An all-in-one peachy pyjama suit?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1103-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Contrary to Jess' belief, a velvet blazer is not the perfect companion to off-set a pair of denim jeans.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1103.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
This tit-tastic get-up from August 2003, complete with flared bell bottoms, reveals clearly why the white suit look never really took off among women - beyond the 1980s at least.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0803.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 08.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Jeez, we didn't think things could get any worse, but this denim disaster has gone and done it.
Is Jess masquerading as the female version of a (not so) hot handyman or what?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0703.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 07.03"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Forget prom dreams, an unflattering meringue number from late 2002 is the stuff of fashion nightmares.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1002.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 10.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
If only Jess' fashion prowess could mirror the success of her chest mangoes.
But sadly it isn't to be, what with all this bling going on.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0402.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 04.02"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Jess, seriously hon, what on earth made you think to don a shiny denim cape and matching shorts, as in 2001?
You're not Supergirl, especially not with this.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0401-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 04.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Smiling only serves to highlight the error of your judgement in selecting such a horrific Barbie-fied frock, Jess.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0401.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 04.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
And (roll of drums please), ladies and gentlemen, just as we think we've hit rock bottom, we go downhill even further with the shocking outing of red PVC.
Oh, the shame.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0101.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 01.01"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Jess back in 2000 disguises herself as a spiced-up version of Cruella de Vil.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-1100.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.00"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
Her favourite wet leather look teamed with a tacky sequined crop top scores another fashion low earlier on that same year.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0700.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 07.00"},{"captionHeading":"Jessica Simpson's Dodgy Clothes","caption":"
And to finish... an all-in-one see-through romper suit complete with silver dog chain.
So bad it's actually good.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Jessica-Simpson-0100.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 01.00"}];