Attention, showbiz minions: you've entered a needle-free zone.
If these frowns tell us anything it's that these celebs are clearly not using Botox.
Come wallow in the pit of doom, gloom and despair that is our scowling celebs.
Nikki Grahame gives full reign to her inner drama queen.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Nikki-Grahame-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nikki Grahame 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Something's really getting up Billie Piper's nose.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Billie-Piper-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Billie Piper 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
David Beckham is not even slightly amused.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/David-Beckham-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"David Beckham 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Mind out - someone's gonna come a cropper at the end of Kate Moss' deathly dark look.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Kate-Moss-0605.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Moss 06.05"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Something getting on your chest, Jennifer Aniston?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Jennifer-Aniston-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Aniston 03.06"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Even behind shades, Reese Witherspoon can't disguise her utter despair.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Reese-Witherspoon-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Reese Witherspoon 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Lindsay Lohan's feeling well and truly narked.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Lindsay-Lohan-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Is Keira Knightley auditioning for the a remake of Girl: Interrupted?
Her expression is very<\/i> authentic.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Keira-Knightley-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Keira Knightley 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Kate Winslet is well and truly distraught.
She should remember this moment when next called upon to re-enact a Titanic-style moment of tragedy.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Kate-Winslet-0906.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Winslet 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Sienna Miller's not a happy bunny and someone's gonna pay (hopefully not us).<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Sienna-Miller-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sienna Miller 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Britney Spears is heading for a huff...<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Britney-Spears-0108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Like a bull to a flag, Courteney Cox is seeing red.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Courteney-Cox-1006.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Courteney Cox 10.06"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Cheryl Cole's trying hard to fight it, but this frown is well and truly ruling her pretty mug.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Cheryl-Cole-0303.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 03.03"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Closing time in the city - Sarah Jessica Parker looks set to throw a punch at any second.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Jessica Parker 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
It's a trademark expression of joy and enthusiasm from Hugh Grant - how on earth did this guy become a romcom fave?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Hugh-Grant-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hugh Grant 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Hilary Duff is, like, so darned ticked off.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Hilary-Duff-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Hilary Duff 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Has someone just barfed in Liam Gallagher's handbag?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Liam-Gallagher-0807.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Liam Gallagher 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
It's a dark, dark night for Amy Winehouse.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Amy-Winehouse-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Winehouse 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Someone or something has really bothered Benicio Del Toro's bones - and now he looks fit to burst.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Benicio-Del-Toro-0204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Benicio Del Toro 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
We know it's an eyesore, Kerry Katona, but there's always room to change your hair.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Kerry-Katona-0807.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kerry Katona 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Tell us again how Jude Law became a heart-throb?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Jude-Law-0905.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jude Law 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Heather Grahame looks to be squeezing out a log.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Heather-Graham-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Heather Graham 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Demi Moore upgrades her frown with a full-on snarl.
Impressive. And scary.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Demi-Moore-0703.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Demi Moore 07.03"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Does it make you wanna shout, Lulu?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Lulu-0704.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lulu 07.04"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Careful, or the wind might change, Elton John - and strumming along to the Circle Of Life just wouldn't be the same with a face like this.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Elton-John-1204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Elton John 12.04"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Sylvester Stallone is so miffed, his face has melted and reformed into a mask of narkiness.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Sylvestor-Stallone-0504.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sylvestor Stallone 05.04"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Surely things can't be that bad, Kelly Ripa?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Kelly-Ripa-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Ripa 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Ice T calls upon the renowned nose-flare move to express his glumness.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Ice-T-1103.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ice T 11.03"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Liz McClarnon makes like an irate old lady.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Liz-McClarnon-0303.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Liz McClarnon 03.03"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
Don't mess with Tom Hanks.
Otherwise he looks like this. Not a pretty sight.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Tom-Hanks-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Tom Hanks 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Frowning Celebs","caption":"
We'd like to tell Alice Beer to snap out of it, but we think she'd had trouble moving these frozen facial muscles even if she tried.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Alice-Beer-0306.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alice Beer 03.06"}];