Lindsay Lohan<\/b>
Ever wondered what a celeb natters about over the phone?
Well now you can (sort of) find out, as we imagine what the stars might say on the blower.
\"Jeez, I know it's tough, Calum. But trust me, you can, like, sooo totally remain celibate for 50 days. I have faith, buddy.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Lindsay-Lohan-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Amy Winehouse<\/b>
\r\n\"Blake, man, calm down. I will come and visit you, just not now. Camden's calling, innit?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Amy-Winehouse-0808.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Amy Winehouse 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Demi Moore<\/b>
\"Can't wait to see you Ashton, poochy. Who's mama's fave toyboy, eh?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Dami-Moore-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Demi Moore 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Victoria Beckham<\/b>
\"As I said, David, you can't go wrong with Armani. You're gonna look fierce, babes. Just make sure you push your assets to the fore, OK?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Victoria-Beckham-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":" Victoria Beckham 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Jennifer Aniston<\/b>
\"Get your hot ass right over here, John Mayer. I've got some very important paperwork to discuss. Heh heh.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Jennifer-Aniston-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Aniston 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Brad Pitt<\/b>
\"I don't know, Angie. I just feel like maybe I'm losing my sex appeal, what with the fluffy hair and all. You don't think? Thanks comrade, you know just how to butter a fella up.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Brad-Pitt-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Brad Pitt 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Paris Hilton<\/b>
\"I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'M HOT. Hello? Are you still there?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Paris-Hilton-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Leona Lewis<\/b>
\"I don't know why I even came up with that song. Now everywhere I go, all I can think of is blimmin' Bleeding Love.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Leona-Lewis-0307.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Leona Lewis 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Sienna Miller<\/b>
\"I like the boho look, I really do. But this windswept hair thing is making it tricky to walk, that's the problem, darling.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Sienna-Miller-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sienna Miller 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Coleen McLoughlin<\/b>
\"Eh, Waynie, I've just come across this wicked mobbie function. It's hands-free. Yeah, yeah... it's brill. You can walk and talk at the same time.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Coleen-McLoughlin-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Coleen McLoughlin 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Charlotte Church<\/b>
\"Gav, will you stop that waxing this minute, and get your pert butt over here. Someone needs their nappy changing...\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Charlotte-Church-0606.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Charlotte Church 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Billie Piper<\/b>
\"Hey, loverboy Laurence. Guess who's got their flasher mac on?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Billie-Piper-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Billie Piper 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Cameron Diaz<\/b>
\"Hello lifeguard? I just thought I should let you know I'm coming down to surf today. No biggie, but the beach might be packed with paps.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Cameron-Diaz-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cameron Diaz 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Lily Allen<\/b>
\"Yeah, pink just really wasn't doing it for me anymore, y'know? I've still got the sunglasses, though.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Lily-Allen-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Danielle Lloyd<\/b>
\"Hey, Chantelle, hon. What say you and me get on our skimpy stuff and head out for a night on the tiles? Cos you know, we NEVER do that...\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Danielle-Lloyd-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Naomi Campbell<\/b>
\"Yah darling, I know, I know. Community service is going to be such<\/i> a drag... at least I get to skip about in my bikini in the meantime.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Naomi-Campbell-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Naomi Campbell 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
BB's Stephanie McMichael<\/b>
\"What do you mean, play it casual? I'm trying to break into the D-list, don't you get it?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Stephanie-McMichael-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Stephanie McMichael 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Kelly Osbourne<\/b>
\"Let's play this game where you yell, right, and I see whether I can hear you, even if I don't have my phone to my ear? So much fun...\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Kelly-Osbourne-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Osbourne 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Peaches Geldof<\/b>
\"I'm telling you, Dad, I was in bed by 10.30pm. Yes, with a cup of cocoa and everything. Promise, Brownie Guide's honour.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Peaches-Geldof-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peaches Geldof 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Ethan Hawke<\/b>
\"This guy at the gas station called Peter lent me his shirt... yeah, I think it looks pretty cool.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Ethan-Hawke-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ethan Hawke 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Gisele Bundchen<\/b>
\"Someone's gotta be beautiful, you know what I mean?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Gisele-Bundchen-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gisele Bundchen 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Kerry Katona<\/b>
\"What do mean you're in the tabloids again, Mark?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Kerry-Katona-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kerry Katona 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Olivier Martinez<\/b>
\"The one thing I will say about mon petit amour of old Kylie, she's got the hottest derriere... mon dieu. J'adored it.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Olivier-Martinez-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Olivier Martinez 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Fearne Cotton<\/b>
\"I mean, it's tough being as cool as I am. You have to keep up with the kids, know what's happening, what's rockin' with the youngsters. It's never-ending.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Fearne-Cotton-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fearne Cotton 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Sadie Frost<\/b>
\"Lovely to hear from you Kate... oh, sorry, Davinia... oh, it's you<\/i>, Rhys. Sorry - got so many A-list pals, it's hard to keep track.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Sadie-Frost-1105.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sadie Frost 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Helen Mirren<\/b>
\"Yes, a policeman, I tell you. Well, he certainly looks like one. Yes, he's just behind me. I could literally reach out and use his buttocks as bongoes. Thrilling, I tell you, thrilling.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Helen-Mirren-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Helen Mirren 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Orlando Bloom<\/b>
\"Jeez, I love this phone just so, so much. Almost as much as the Showbiz Shed loves me - but not in this cap.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Orlando-Bloom-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Rumer Willis<\/b>
\"Hey Dad... yeah, I'm cool. Just chilling and looking mellow, like the daughter of a movie star should.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Rumer-Willis-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rumer Willis 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Colin Farrell<\/b>
\"Have a little faith, baby. I look just as hot with hair, as I do without. Some would say hotter.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Colin-Farrell-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":" Colin Farrell 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Minnie Driver<\/b>
\"Nope, I'm not gonna tell you. My lips are sealed. No, OK? The identity of my unborn baby's father shall forever remain a great big mystery.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Minnie-Driver-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":" Minnie Driver 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Blake Lively<\/b>
\"OK, I'll meet you on the corner of Upper Fifth with a limo in five... oh wait, that's my Gossip Girl character, not me. Bummer.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Blake-Lively-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Blake Lively 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Janice Dickinson<\/b>
\"Twiggy said WHAT? Oh maaaan. Everyone knows I<\/i> was the first ever supermodel.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Janice-Dickinson-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Janice Dickinson 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Chris Noth<\/b>
\"Women just keep on stopping me. It's like they expect me to be this gorgeous, charismatic, yet difficult man. But, you know, I'm just not Big.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Chris-Noth-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chris Noth 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Denise Richards<\/b>
\"A little sexiness never did anything to hurt anyone, that's what I say.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Denise-Richards-1206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Denise Richards 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Gemma Atkinson<\/b>
\"I've got them covered up today. Never give too much away at once, that's my thinking. And I don't want my hot boobs outweighing my talent.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Gemma-Atkinson-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gemma Atkinson 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Rebecca Loos<\/b>
\"No, I would only do that to a pig just the once. And it was for reality TV, after all...\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Rebecca-Loos-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rebecca Loos 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Rod Stewart<\/b>
\"What d'you mean I look like a wally? My stylist said the hat would work my \"mature but sexy cowboy\" image to perfection.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Rod-Stewart-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rod Stewart 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Martin Freeman<\/b>
\"But it feels soooo good. Go on, purleease? Just one little pick?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Martin-Freeman-0407.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Martin Freeman 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Ulrika Jonsson<\/b>
\"I'm not sure whether I overdid it a little. The lady assured me the tan would be natural...\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Ulrika-Jonsson-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ulrika Jonsson 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Will Young<\/b>
\"I think I'd better leave right now... no, seriously, I'm going.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Will-Young-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Will Young 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Noel Fielding<\/b>
\"Why speak on a phone when you can eat it? Tasty.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Noel-Fielding-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Noel Fielding 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Peter Crouch<\/b>
\"It's a comfort thing, Abi. Kind of like sucking your thumb, but it's your fingers instead, see?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Peter-Crouch-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Crouch 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Lady Isabella Hervey<\/b>
\"What d'you mean, I'm famous for nothing? I've done a lot of very meaningful things in my time, I'll have you know. What about Celebrity Love Island?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Isabella-Hervey-0705.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Isabella Hervey 07.05"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Lacey Turner<\/b>
\"I'm heading up to the Old Vic now. Home from home, eh?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Lacey-Turner-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":" Lacey Turner 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Frank Lampard<\/b>
\"You should see my watch, mate. It's well hard. And my leather jacket. Blingin'.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Frank-Lampard-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Frank Lampard 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Celebs On Mobile Phones","caption":"
Adele Silva<\/b>
\"I can't tell you why it's more comfortable squatting on a pavement than walking like a normal person, it just is, OK?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Adele-Silva-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Adele Silva 03.08"}];