Meet the men we know we shouldn't fancy, but we do.
\r\nNow, we're not saying these men are everyone's cup of tea (in fact there's been some debate in the Shed about who should be included).
\r\nBut check out our list of what should be forbidden totty.
\r\nIt's not Simon Cowell's hair or chest or high-waisted clothing that does it - wethinks it's the power he wields.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Simon-Cowell-0108-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Simon Cowell "},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Don't tell us you didn't, at one time in your teenage life, have a Baywatch poster featuring David \"The Hoff\" Hasselhoff on your bedroom wall?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/David-Hasselhoff-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"David Hasselhoff 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
There's just no resisting a man who could make us copious amounts of creme brulee every day of the week, and then tell us he'll see us in the f***ing bedroom. Hello, Gordon Ramsay.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Gordon-Ramsay-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Gordon Ramsay "},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
If Kate Moss did, so can we. So welcome to the list, Pete Doherty.
But Pete, you do know we'd like to give you a good scrubbing down first, right?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/14/Pete-Doherty-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pete Doherty 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Eamonn Holmes - how jealous would our mums and nans be?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Eammon-Holmes-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Eammon Holmes 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Funny and energetic, we'd never be short of a laugh with Jack Black to cuddle up to.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Jack-Black-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jack Black 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Oodles of charisma, and to quote a voice in the Showbiz Shed, the feeling that \"an underdog always tries harder\" (ahem) - that's why Jarvis Cocker gets our nod.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Jarvis-Cocker-1001.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jarvis Cocker 10.01"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Controversial to some, but Chris Moyles is just like brussel sprouts - provoking either love or hate.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Chris-Moyles-0007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chris Moyles 00.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Juno's Michael Cera is young, yes, but has potential.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/19/Michael-Sera-0204.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Michael Cera 02.04"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
His face is long, his films are sometimes iffy, but we reckon Adam Sandler would make a lovely, funny partner.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/13/Adam-Sandler-0604.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Adam Sandler 06.04"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Why Jack Nicholson you may be screaming? Because he's Jack, that's why.
Because there's something we can't put our finger on that makes us fancy the sunglasses off this man.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/6/Jack-Nicholson-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jack Nicholson 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Snarly, miserable, grumpy... but we can't help feeling that Dragon's Den mogul Duncan Bannatyne would be a demon in the bedroom. Oh, and the millions help.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Duncan-Bannatyne-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Duncan Bannatyne 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Maybe it's because cheese is one of our fave foods, but we heart the likes of Peter Andre.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/23/Peter-Andre-0708-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Peter Andre 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Eddie Izzard is not your typical hunk, neither do we usually go for a man in a dress. His off-the-wall humour, however, would totally win us over.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Eddie-Izzard-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Eddie Izzard 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Let's be honest, it's not really<\/i> Neighbours actor Alan Fletcher we fancy, it's Dr Karl Kennedy, isn't it?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Alan-Fletcher-0506.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alan Fletcher 05.06"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Maybe it's because we've been glued to him in Ashes To Ashes and Life On Mars that Philip Glenister gets our knees going weak.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Philip-Glenister-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Philip Glenister 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Would we fancy James Corden if we just saw him walking down the street and we had no idea who he was? Probably not.
\r\nHas Gavin And Stacy awoken us to our love? Absolutely.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/James-Corden-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"James Corden 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Ricky Gervais' lanky best mate, Stephen Merchant, has a certain cute quality about him.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Stephen-Merchant-1205.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Stephen Merchant 12.05"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
If you fancy a power trip, then we've got the man for you: Sir Alan Sugar.
From boardroom to bedroom in one easy step.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/8/Sir-Alan-Sugar-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sir Alan Sugar 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Jeremy Clarkson is an over-opinionated, sarcastic motorhead.
\r\nBut if he can handle a car, he can handle us.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/3/Jeremy-Clarkson-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jeremy Clarkson 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
OK, he's probably supposed to be more our mums' fave but we like to think of Philip Schofield as the UK's very own Richard Gere. Let's just say it's the grey.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Phillip-Schofield-0207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Phillip Schofield 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
While most see Rupert Grint purely as Harry Potter's sidekick, we're rooting for the Rupe and hoping he'll point his wand our way.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Rupert-Grint-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rupert Grint 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Yes, we do have grand designs on Kevin McCloud. It's his commanding voice and the fact that he knows his way around a building site.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Kevin-McCloud-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kevin McCloud 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Phil Spencer makes us feel right at home.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Phil-Spencer-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Phil Spencer 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
OK, OK, let us explain this one. Follow our lead: close your eyes, hear his voice crooning Lady In Red and - voila - Chris De Burgh is hot.
Nearly. Almost. Keep those eyes CLOSED, dammit.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Chris-de-Burgh-0405.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chris de Burgh 04.05"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
We'd have to really impress Jonathan Ross to catch his attention, because we know how many cleavages he gets to peruse on his chat show.
But we do love his quirkiness.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Jonathan-Ross-1206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jonathan Ross 12.06"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
He could sing us a lullaby every night. And we could make him sandwiches for school every day. Bless Lee Mead, we're so getting Denise's point.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Lee-Mead-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lee Mead 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
My, my, hasn't Jamie Bell of Billy Elliot fame grown? We now declare it OK to fancy him.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Jamie-Bell-0207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jamie Bell 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
One Shedder has come face-to-face with Jeff Goldblum and - despite never fancying him before - admits she found his presence overwhelming.
He's all smooth-talking and has that look about him that suggests he's mentally undressing you. Brilliant, frankly.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Jeff-Goldblum-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jeff Goldblum 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Embarrassing Crushes","caption":"
Nick Frost is a funny man. But not as funny as the feeling we get...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/9/Nick-Frost-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nick Frost 03.08"}];