Lindsay, love: take off your socks BEFORE applying fake tan.
\r\nWhite feet + orange legs = so not a good look.
\r\nWe dread to think what tanning horrors she could be hiding under that headscarf.
\r\nBut we can guess...<\/p>","url":"2009/7/9/Lindsay-Lohan-0709-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
My, my, my. That's quite a Tango-tache.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Lindsay-Lohan-0107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
It's not the first time Lindsay has missed her ankles.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Lindsay-Lohan-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Another day another brown blotch.
<\/p>
We do applaud Li-Lo on the reasons behind her bottle browning - she avoids sunbeds and the real deal because of the risk of cancer on her pale, freckled skin.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0208-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
We just wish she'd spread her bottle tannage evenly.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/16/Lindsay-Lohan-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Her efforts at the tan colouration are less than impressive here.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0108-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Linds apparently wants to create the perfect shade for fair-skinned chicks such as herself.
Perhaps she's sick to the back teeth of coming out looking like this?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0108-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Has it just rained? It really looks like Linds has smeared herself up.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Check out the difference between the hands and the face.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1107-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Yes Lindsay, your finger is white but your face is orange - how confusing.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
It seems that Lindsay has a problem with blending - especially around the cheeks and lips.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
We're glad we can still see her freckles through the faux tan.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Just look at the multi-tone going on here. We wonder what Samantha Ronson makes of it?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-and-Samntha-Ronson-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan and Samntha Ronson 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Oh the shame.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1007-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
If she decides to fake it, Lindsay really must remember to access all areas.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/21/Lindsay-Lohan-0808-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Now look here - has Lindsay licked her lips? Some tan seems to have washed off around the corners of her mouth.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0108-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Note to Lindsay: Fake tan can be applied to the whole body, not just the stomach.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0407.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan "},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
We think she not only goes OTT with the fake tan - she then she piles bronzer on top.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Sun-kissed this is not.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1207-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Lindsay's skin on the whole doesn't look so bad - it's the pointy finger that gives away the faux lotion application.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0706.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 07.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
She forgot to get in that pit crevice when tanning.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Has she faked her sideburns too?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Does that hand really belong to Miss Lohan?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
The white shows off the orange to its maximum effect.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-1007-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
We almost feel like she gives up on her efforts mid-way through her self tan.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/19/Lindsay-Lohan-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
It's patchy central with the bronzing cream.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0607-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Her face and legs are shades apart time after time.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/23/Samanatha-Ronson-Lindsay-Lohan-0508-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Samanatha Ronson Lindsay Lohan 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Linds sports the pins of an Oompa-Loompa here.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Lindsay-Lohan-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
She's making us go Tango blind.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/12/Lindsay-Lohan-0608-9.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
When it comes to patchwork tanning, Linds just can't help herself.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/18/Lindsay-Lohan-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Her tan is like a colour chart that you'd find in a DIY store.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/1/Lindsay-Lohan-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan "},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
\"Why is my forehead so much more tanned than the rest of me?\"<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Lindsay-Lohan-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Linds has that \"I've-been-experimenting-with-layer-tan\" look.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Forget the face this time, and check out the tell-tale ring around Li-Lo's armpit...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0106.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Another erratic attempt.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0308-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
But hey - at least she can laugh about it.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0806.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 08.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
From top to tit her tan seems to fade.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0208-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Lindsay is certainly glowing, but we're not sure if it's the look she was after.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
On most people we'd say this was patchy but for Li-Lo it's quite good.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Those are faux-tan hands and no mistaking.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
Lindsay can't resist a brush of colour.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0208-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
We have a tip for you Linds - exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Harry-Morton-and-Lindsay-Lohan-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Harry Morton and Lindsay Lohan 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Lindsay's Fake Tan Fiascos","caption":"
And don't just give up when you get bored - people will notice when you've missed a bit...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/23/Lindsay-Lohan-0605.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 06.05"}];