Unlike most ladies, Dita Von Teese puts on her make-up before she gets into the shower.
Prudes look away now...<\/p>","url":"2009/5/19/Dita-Von-Teese-0509-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.09"},{"captionHeading":"How Dirty Is Dita?","caption":"
Cripes, judging by Deet's silver pointers, this water must be very cold.
\r\nIt's not everyday you get to see what a celeb looks like during their daily clean up.<\/p>","url":"2009/5/19/Dita-Von-Teese-0509-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.09"},{"captionHeading":"How Dirty Is Dita?","caption":"
She's really enjoying herself - but does she know she's exposing so much down below?<\/p>","url":"2009/5/19/Dita-Von-Teese-0509-8.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.09"},{"captionHeading":"How Dirty Is Dita?","caption":"
Where's that shower head gone?
\r\nIt's not the first time Dita has put on a nudey show...<\/p>","url":"2009/5/19/Dita-Von-Teese-0509-10.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Get ready for an explicit game of peek-a-boo...<\/p>","url":"2009/3/10/Dita-Von-Teese-0309-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 03.09"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Ta-da.
\r\nWhat better way to showcase your sparkly nips than with a giant feather tease?<\/p>","url":"2009/3/10/Dita-Von-Teese-0309.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 03.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Now is no time for an armpit sniff, Dite.<\/p>","url":"2009/3/10/Dita-Von-Teese-0309-3.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 03.09"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
DVT also showcased this little number at the show, it's made from 350,000 Swarovski crystals and weighs approximately 75 pounds.
<\/p>","url":"2009/3/10/Dita-Von-Teese-0309-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 03.09 "},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Here she is raunching up Harvey Nicks in Bristol.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
This may look like a harmless carousel ride...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
But this is no ordinary day at the fair, children.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Quicker than you can say candyfloss, Dita's topless. 'Cept for the trademark tassels.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
She is mindful to keep her shoes on, randomly.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Bravo, bravo.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0908-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Dee was peddling a similar routine back in September 2005.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0905-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
But this is the skit we perhaps best know Dita for.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Come on - you must know the drill by now?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
No? OK, let us talk you through it.
So Dita takes off her stockings.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Then she pours a bottle of bubbly over herself. A waste, we know, but the fellas like it.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Next, Dita plonks herself down into a human-sized champers glass.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
And then she proceeds to arch her back, and strip some more.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0907-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Dita has taken the routine all over the world.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0607-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
And...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0705.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 07.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
We know this routine so well, we could do it ourselves. We may have already done it...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1106.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
One factor we love about this performance is that Dita often starts out in some gorgeously innocent and unassuming dress.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0905-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Then, like an onion, the layers are removed.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0905.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Until there's not much left to the imagination. It's the art of Teese, and it's probably classier than a night in Spearmint Rhino, we can imagine.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0905-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
What about Dita's other dances?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0407-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Are you familiar with the bath?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1006.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 10.06"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
It's a simple concept...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0407-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Dita strips down and showers herself off.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0407.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
The inspiration for this one probably struck while Dee was bathing.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0407-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
We must say, we prefer this version to...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0407-4.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
... Other people washing her.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0503.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.03"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
But the rich tapestry of Dita's performances does not come unthreaded there.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1107-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
This is the birdcage.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1107-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Tweet, tweet.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1107-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Was this what David Blaine was going for when he hung upside down in Central Park?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Of course, the routine can't finish without some moisture appearing.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Finally, Dita wants to run through the cowgirl.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Yeeeehaaaa.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0507.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Impressive thighs, no?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0707-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
She's got a good grip.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0507-3.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
So there you have it.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0503-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 05.03"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
The whistlestop strip tour of Dita's life is pretty much concluded.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
But we're sure there's still more to come from Dee.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0607-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
And we're not going to forget this body any time soon...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-0905-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 09.05"},{"captionHeading":"Dita's Life Of Stripping","caption":"
Not at the rate at which Dita flaunts it.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Dita-Von-Teese-1002.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 10.02"}];