Why's Paris Hilton's dodging a kiss from her man, Benji Madden?
\r\nWe're not sure, so Doctor Love is in the house.
\r\nCome lie down on the good doctor's couch while he probes them.
They've been inseparable since Feb, but is their love glue over?
This is them at the opening of Club Haven in NY.
Let's see what leads up to this moment.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-3-0908-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 3 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
So, here they are arriving together. A good start for any couple. And they look coupley enough, don't they?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-3-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 3 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
But Benji's getting something off his chest. And Paris...
Well, Paris has that faraway look we get in our eyes when our other half talks football.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-4-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 4 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Like a flash, adoring Paris is back and giving her man some from behind. Some attention, we mean.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-2-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 2 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Paris, this is supposed to be romantic, you're not supposed to be checking him for knives.
What's that on your finger BTW?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-1-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 1 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Oh, it's the old BM ring. Snoresville. We thought this might be a new bit of bling signifying something important.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-0908-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Is Benji trying to hold that hand? Paris isn't looking too interested...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0908-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Once inside the venue, Benji looks more like he's sniffing Paris' perfume than going to kiss her. Again, the heiress seems less than enthralled by the goings-on.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-2-0908-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 2 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Has she fallen asleep waiting? Hurry up, Benji, she's bored.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0908-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
And that's their PR kiss shot over, now they can get on with their evening.
Benji's keen to find out where the DJing decks are and Paris doesn't seem to have noticed that she's lost his attention.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-5-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 5 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
But wait. If her hand placement is anything to go by, we'd say she's suddenly remembered how truly in love she is.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-6-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 6 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Benji gives her a nudge in the direction of the music. But Paz is looking like she could pose forever.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-7-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 7 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
She's still giving it her best shot. But frankly, my dear, we don't think Benji gives a damn - about all of this posing stuff.
Now, we'll let Doctor Love take the reins for a bit of a session with the couple and get to the bottom of their true feelings.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-1-0908-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 1 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Late September 2008 and the couple are at LAX. And look, Paris is pouting - a spat over who'll get the window seat, perchance?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/24/Benji-Madden-and-Paris-Hilton-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Benji Madden and Paris Hilton 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
If Benji doesn't slow down he's going to yank Paris' arm right out of its socket. What's the hurry, Benji? Remembered Gossip Girl's on?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Benji-Madden-and-Paris-Hilton-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Benji Madden and Paris Hilton 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
In August they're looking really happy again. Can you feel the joy?<\/p>","url":"2008/8/26/Paris-Hilton-and-Benji-Madden-0808.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton and Benji Madden 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
And bless, in July it's all about the fun for these two.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/1/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Not even a spot of colour-coding in July 2008 helps bring a ray of cheer.
Who are they hoping to fit between them - the Sahara desert?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/29/Paris-Hilton-and-Benji-Madden-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton and Benji Madden 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
It's June and Paris' cleavage looks friendlier than her and her man's faces. But they're defo looking tight at the hip, which is a good thing.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/27/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Paris has taught Benji well - man must carry shopping bags. Nice.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/25/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
On the red carpet in the same month they're cuddling, somewhat, but perhaps they both sucked the same lemon on the way to the event?<\/p>","url":"2008/6/2/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Oh, come on, you two. In May they're joined, but not quite jolly.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/19/Paris-Hilton-and-Benji-Madden-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton and Benji Madden 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
This is more like it. That's better body language, for sure.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/16/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Judging from these other snaps in April love is a winning game for them.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/23/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
See? These are smitten kittens.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/23/Paris-Hilton--Benji-Madden-0408.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton & Benji Madden"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
Benji's protecting his woman from the dangers ahead. How brave. We hear the paparazzi have a nasty bite.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/15/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0408-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 04.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
In April again Paris is standing to attention. Or maybe she's rooted to the spot until Benji gives her some. Attention, that is.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/11/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
It's March and Paris can't keep her hands off her man.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/31/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0308.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
A romantic whisper, we loves it.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/13/Nicky-Hilton-Fashion-0308-Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicky Hilton Fashion 03.08 Paris Hilton Benji Madden"},{"captionHeading":"Paris And Benji's Love Story","caption":"
In February they're newly joined as a couple so we understand they're still getting to know each other.
Paris and Benji: Doctor Love is not convinced by all the moody posing. He's got you on his books and would like another session in the near future. Please call reception to make an appointment.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/12/Paris-Hilton-Benji-Madden-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton Benji Madden 02.08"}];