Britney Spears' raspberry ripples pop out to say hello during a video shoot for her new single, Radar, in Los Angeles.
Judging by her grim mug, Brit evidently doesn't share her nipples' sense of excitement.
But it's not the first time they've risen to the challenge...<\/p>","url":"2009/6/1/Britney-Spears-0509-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears "},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Thanks to her aversion to bras, Brit's whangers are constantly seeking out the limelight.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0908-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
They're all over the shop, all of the time.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0607-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Is it forgetfulness that leads Brit to leave her boulder-holder at home?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0608-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
She does have a lot to think about. Like her two kids. Not to mention getting her career firmly back on track.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
That excuse is possible. Another option is that Britney enjoys letting her bosom roam free...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
She's very generous in the amount of liberty she allows her chest mangoes, that's for sure.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Most folks would be more restrictive in their outlook.
As in wearing a bra each and every day.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
But such a thought process is alien to Brit, who simply likes to let it all hang out.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0208-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Let loose, man - that's her motto.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0208-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Whatever outfit she's wearing, Brit's whangers have free reign.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0208-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Bouncing along without restriction.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1007-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Wherever the popster goes, her boobs are flip-flopping in her wake.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1007-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Like teenagers left in an empty house, they can more or less do what the hell they like.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
In fairness to Brit, little in life compares to that bra-less feeling. It's quite a relief to remove one's undergarments at the end of the day.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0407.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
But no matter how comfy life is sans underwiring, it's not gonna do your boobs any good Britters.
Especially when they fall out all over the shop.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
We do worry that Britney's breasts and knees may meet prematurely.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0607-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
We really wouldn't want to see Britney's breasts become bosom buddies with her legs before they really need to.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0607-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
It's a woman's duty to look after her pups. The ones on her chest, as well as her canine counterparts.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Britney may think she's young and immune to the inevitability of gravity...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0607-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
But she's not. We've all got sagginess waiting in the wings like a gloomy spectre, Brit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0307.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
So... how many bras does Brit actually own?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
The answer could well be none.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1002.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.02"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Maybe the Showbiz Shed should do a scrounge around and lend her some?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0907-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Is it time to jump in and stage a rescue?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0907.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Kind of like a Save The Brit Boob campaign.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0807-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
34B, Brit? 32D? We're bound to have a size somewhere in the Shed that'll fit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1107.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Perhaps a reminder on her mobile phone would do it?
Along the lines of: \"Must wear bra.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
What about a machine that scans her body and emits an alarm if she's attempting to leave the house without all the dignified clothing necessary? Very Tomorrow's World.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0807.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Then again, maybe none of these measures will get in the way of Brit's bra-less determination.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0707-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
It could just be that she's an undies-free addict.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0707-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
While some people hunt down chocolate, Brit may crave the feel of the wind rippling across her chest pups.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0707-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Even while preggers Brit struggled to come to terms with strapping up.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0605.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.05"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
A silky nightie cannot substitute the man power of a bra.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0806.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 08.06"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
And even when Brit does wear a bra when with-child, it doesn't offer much uplift.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0606.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.06"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
All is not lost, however.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1207-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Occasionally signs of some support come into play. Although it looks more like tit tape than actually lingerie.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0207.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
But a slither of tape is better than nothing at all.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0803.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 08.03"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
We'd much rather see Brit's boobs like this...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0000.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 00.00"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Than like this.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1007-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Again this is preferable...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-and-Paris-Hilton-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears and Paris Hilton 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
... To this.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1105.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 11.05"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Nipples need help to point in the right direction.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1203.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 12.03"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Otherwise, think of all the chafing.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0807-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
And Brit doesn't have a man right now who can rub cream into her sore bits.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0902.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 09.02"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
So come on Brit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0302.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 03.02"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
You've shown a career-long rebellion of bras.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-0102.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 01.02"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
But now's the time for change.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/1/Britney-Spears-1201.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 12.01"},{"captionHeading":"Brit's Bra-Free Antics","caption":"
Stop listening to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver and terminate your free-range activities.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/30/Britney-Spears-0901.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 09.01"}];