BB babe Chanelle Hayes loves nothing better than a good ol' flesh fest.
\r\nThe lass has immortalised Beckham but has left very little to the imagination.
Somehow we don't think Posh would quite approve...<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Yes Chan, you do look a lot like Posh, but we think the original prefers to wear a few more clothes.
And stylish ones at that.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Yep, a pair of high heels just wouldn't cut it for our queen Wag.
We think she'd be partial to the hat though.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-9.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Even Posh wouldn't go near this polyester pair.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
We must give Chan credit for that pout, it's nearly on par with her doppelganger.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
We haven't seen Posh's butt so we can't comment on the likeness here.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
It's just the hair that suggests Posh in this snap.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-10.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan's take on Posh's Audrey Hepburn style is kinda making us feel a little squeamish.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-6.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
From the neck up she's right on the money, but she's totally trashed the image down below.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Wonder if David Beckham would mistake Chan for Posh?
I bet she wishes he would.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-4.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
On closer inspection, she's really looking quite close.
You better watch out Posh, this lady could be your double.<\/p>","url":"2008/12/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1208-5.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
But it's not just in these nudey pics that Chan's level of class worries us...
\r\nOn a previous occasion, a trip out in Leeds bring on her smutty horsewoman look.
Seriously, what's with the whip? In fact, the only saving grace here is her trim, toned abs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
In fact Chan could almost be called an expert on the topic of tacky attire.
Whether staggering in satin...<\/p>","url":"2008/9/4/Chanelle-Hayes-0908-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Or leaving us slack-jawed with lurid shades of lavender...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan sure knows how to create a stir.
This tatty LBD is a long way home from tasteful.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/25/Chanelle-Hayes-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
And how about a dose of bra-less grey for a one-way ticket to Vulgarville? Again, it's got only the vaguest hints of Victoria Beckham but somehow it just looks naff.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
This black satin number, from July 2008, would be fine were it not for the leopard-print divider.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/24/Chanelle-Hayes-0708-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan just can't help but indulge in some tack.
Like a shark to tasty bait, she's drawn to tasteless fashion...<\/p>","url":"2008/7/31/Chanelle-Hayes-0708-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
What the rest of us would discard, she snaps up with vigour.
Just think, this tangerine frock would probably be homeless were it not for Chan.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 05.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
And whatever idiot told the girl \"You look lovely, hon\", prior to her performing her single I Want It in May 2008, clearly needs their head examining.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/30/Chanelle-Hayes-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Is the reality star describing her cold-blooded treatment of anything with a whiff of class?<\/p>","url":"2008/7/18/Chanelle-Hayes-0408-1-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 04.08 1"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
The dress ain't too bad here, but why team it with hideous shoes and make-up?<\/p>","url":"2008/4/9/Chanelle-Hayes-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Perhaps Chan has been taking style tips from her showbiz pal Chantelle Houghton?
That would explain a few things.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/30/Chantelle-Houghton-and-Chanelle-Hayes-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chantelle Houghton and Chanelle Hayes"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
If in doubt, improvise with a curtain.
That's Chan's motto and she's sticking to it.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0308.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
It's a sophisticated peak for Chanelle in December 2007, as she makes like Mrs Santa Claus.
How delightful.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/13/Chanelle-Hayes-1207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
A look that would no doubt be whipped up by Ascot enthusiasts, but leaves us scratching our heads...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan cruises down the snaky highway, to repulsive effect.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Even a cleavage-flash won't detract from her truly nasty gloves here. Note to Chan: You do not carry it off like Victoria Beckham...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1107-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan's fave look - cheap satin - grabs the limelight in November 2007.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1107-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
This clobber's more likely to get us going \"bleugh\" rather than \"mwah\".<\/p>","url":"2008/8/5/Chanelle-Hayes-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
How wrong can you go with a simple black coat?
But somehow, Chanelle manages to make even this seem tacky.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/1/Chanelle-Hayes-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
It might look like a pressie, but Chan's frock isn't one we'd like to receive.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 10.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
A dive into a dressing-up box has interesting consequences for the star.
Be warned: this isn't the worst of it...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-1007-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
No - that would be the bespoke pants that Chan's had made especially to go with her costume.
Ah, the joy...<\/p>","url":"2008/5/30/Chanelle-Hayes-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Silver 'n' purple with hefty quantities of Tango - is Chan having a joke here in September 2007? This is a Posh replica dress - and although Chanelle's body looks hot, the style just isn't right.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/11/Chanelle-Hayes-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Shame we can't say the same about you, lady.
Not with your style - not in a gazillion years.<\/p>","url":"2008/4/29/Chanelle-Hayes-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
A see-through top and tight white jeans might be one way to achieve notoriety - but it's hardly something you can look back on with pride.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0807-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 08.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Would Chan's showbiz idol, VB, be impressed by this blatant copy of her look?
Unlikely.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 08.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
The blondie scores a frock-up high with this plastic mesh of garments.
We know she's trying to do Posh but it's just not coming off. Maybe it's the budget difference between the two ladies?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0807-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
It's a case of reaching for the boob-esque stars in August 2007.
Classy.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0807-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
A bout of frou-frou sheen does little to improve Chan's image.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/6/Chanelle-Hayes-0307.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 03.07 "},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan and Ziggy Lichman are perfectly matched in the tacky-tog stakes.
What a shame they had to split up and then go blabbing to the press...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/16/Ziggy-Zach-Lichman-and-Chanelley-Hayes-0807.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ziggy Zach Lichman and Chanelley Hayes 08.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chan's taste in the BB house is as trashy as it is outside it.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/31/Chanelle-Hayes-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Is Chanelle Miss Tacky?","caption":"
Chanelle back when it all began, in May 2007.
Shining through in a shapeless sack of grey, the BB lady has only got worse it seems.<\/p>","url":"2008/7/31/Chanelle-Hayes-0507.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 05.07"}];