What would you give to get your mitts on Orlando Bloom?
\r\nThis is something we have pondered long and hard but it seems we've missed a trick.
\r\nSome lucky so-and-so at LAX airport got to handle his man bits, all in the name of security...
\r\nOh Orly, why are you in LA and not here with us in the Showbiz Shed?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-14.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
Perhaps he's winging his way to us, yes that's it - that's why he seems to be in such a hurry.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
He's daydreaming about his Showbiz gals.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
Oh hang on, there seems to be a bit of a problemo.
<\/p>
Orly looks dumbstruck.
\r\nThis security guard is only asking him to do exactly what we'd like to request...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-21.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
... For him to take his belt off. Please may it not stop here.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-12.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
What's with the blue latex gloves? We'd ditch them to frisk our man.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-16.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
Blue and white stripes, eh Orly? They look like M&S to us.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-18.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
He's making a right meal out of it - he really needs an extra pair of hands.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
That belt is proving difficult to get off but that means we get more flesh to view.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-10.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
Is he feeling violated?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-17.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
He pops his shades on and keeps his cool...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-11.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
He looks rather disgruntled by his ordeal.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-15.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Orlando Gets Frisked","caption":"
Perhaps he's upset that they didn't recognise who he was.
<\/p>
Fret not Orly, you can tell us all about it when you make your way back to the Shed.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/8/Orlando-Bloom-1008-19.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Orlando Bloom 10.08"}];