Britney Spears pounds the streets of Miami in search of retail therapy.
And she won't have a problem reaching for the top shelves with these heeled boots.
They're pretty darn high for a mere shopping trip.
Here's hoping she doesn't get stuck in the paving on the way, that would be too hilarious...<\/p>","url":"2009/3/10/Britney-Spears-0309-7.jpg","width":325,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears "},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Mind you, Brit just loves to combine shopping with a pair of snazzy shoes.
Here she is in a grocery store sporting a tres unsuitable pair.
Check out more stars shopping in high heels.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Britney-Spears-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
We're all about size and those extra inches, but has Posh gone OTT?
\r\nShe's not at a fancy party or catwalk show - no, she's shopping in these babies.
\r\nPosh isn't the only celebrity enjoying retail therapy in ridiculous shoes.
Don't get us wrong, we're slaves to stilettos, but gliding around Zara with our ankles up around our ears isn't our idea of fun.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Victoria-Beckham-Shopping-heels-091008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Posh takes her shopping shoes to new heights more than once.
Wowsers.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Victoria-Beckham-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
We think Katie Holmes needs more practice so she looks like a natural navigating these.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Katie-Holmes-1207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Holmes 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Why, Eva Longoria Parker, would you wear shoes that must take forever to get on and off in the changing room?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Eva-Longoria-Parker-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Longoria Parker 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
We'd pay good money to see Lindsay Lohan scrumming down and racing through the rails during the January sales in these.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Lindsay-Lohan-0708.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
She's trying so hard to Posh it up, but Kate Beckinsale should know that unless you're trying to cameo as a snowflake, white heels don't always scream style. (Note to Jodie Marsh.)<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Kate-Beckinsale-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Beckinsale 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Pounding the pavement for bargains can't be much fun in these, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson-0008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tara Palmer-Tomkinson 00.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
When you're a Wag, you learn to walk in heels before you can crawl - isn't that right, Coleen Rooney?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Coleen-McLoughlin-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Coleen McLoughlin 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Presto, we think we know just how Kelly Brook built these heels.
Take one pair of summer flip-flops and two toothpicks.
Stick toothpicks into heel of flops and - ta-da - you have one pair of fancy shoes to shop in.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Kelly-Brook-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Brook 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Frequent flyers get air miles, right? Well, frequent shoppers like Kim Kardashian get heel miles - extra inches of sole at no extra cost.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Kim-Khloe-Kardashian-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kim Khloe Kardashian 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Now that we're over the shock of Lily Allen owning footwear that isn't trainers, we're just amazed that she hasn't bitten the cement just yet.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Lily-Allen-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
The two towers isn't just a sequel from The Lord Of The Rings, it's a synonym for Pixie Geldof's heels.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Pixie-Geldof-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pixie Geldof 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Ouch is the first thing that comes to mind scoping out Rihanna's shoes.
We know those extra inches are vital, but surely not when it comes to shopping?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Rihanna-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rihanna 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Get Dr McDreamy on the line: we predict Emmy Rossum may be needing his services to heal a twisted ankle in the near future.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Emmy-Rossum-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Emmy Rossum 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Janice Dickinson prefers the easy-access option in footwear.
We only hope her toe grip is good enough not to send those shoes flying in different directions.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Janice-Dickinson-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Janice Dickinson 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
We expect Christina Ricci's feet can't be too pleased at being given a wedgie - for an entire round of shopping.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Christina-Ricci-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Christina Ricci 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Isn't Jordan smart to bring hubby Peter Andre along to tie these laces when they come undone?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Jordan-Katie-Price-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan Katie Price 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
It's been a hard day's night and I've been shopping like a pro.
That's right, next stop for Tyra Banks is the foot masseuse.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Tyra-Banks-1106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tyra Banks 11.06"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Dear Yasmin Le Bon, the circus has called and they'd like their stilts back please. In return, the clown will lend you his shoes for a day of shopping.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Yasmin-Le-Bon-0407.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Yasmin Le Bon 04.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
We'd never make it two steps without breaking our necks, but Alex Curran could probably run a marathon round Harvey Nicks in these and not grimace once.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Alex-Curran-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alex Curran"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Don't get us wrong, Pamela Anderson, we appreciate a good shoe like this. But not for trudging around the shops in. Come on.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Pamela-Anderson-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
These shoes weren't made for walking, Dannii Minogue. Unless you're planning to do karaoke to Another One Bites The Dust.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Dannii-Minogue-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dannii Minogue 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Flat shoes? We're not sure Audrina Patridge and Lauren Bosworth know this term very well.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Audrina-Patridge-Lauren-Bosworth-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Audrina Patridge Lauren Bosworth 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
If you were Barbie, Hilary Duff, we'd call this look cute. Do you really want that?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Hilary-Duff-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hilary Duff 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
What Denise Van Outen's choice of shopping shoe lacks in heel height, that T-bar will make up for in discomfort.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Denise-Van-Outen-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Denise Van Outen 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Eva Mendes' great, big galoompers look a little loose in the ankle.
\r\nIs this her trick to painless shopping?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Eva-Mendes-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Mendes 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
OK, so we know Sarah Jessica Parker's on set, but still, we'd give up our rights to George Clooney to learn Carrie Bradshaw's trick to living in heels.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Jessica Parker 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Her co-star, Kim Cattrall, as Samantha could probably do every position of the Karma Sutra in these and not sprain an ankle.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Kim-Cattrall-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kim Cattrall 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
\"Hi, it's Abigail Clancy here, I'd like to order a pair of flat shoes to go. Size 5. And get them here ASAP.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Abigail-Clancy-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Abigail Clancy 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
He's smiling now but will Gossip Girl's Penn Badgley still be happy when Blake Lively is begging for a piggyback later?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Blake-Lively-Penn-Badgley-1107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Blake Lively Penn Badgley 11.07"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
She's smiling now, but a fall from Mena Suvari's foot palaces could all end in Kleenex.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Mena-Suvari-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mena Suvari 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Shocking Shopping Shoes","caption":"
Leaving Kitson in LA, Heidi Montag shows off bandage-style footwear - to soothe worn out, retail therapy wounds, perhaps?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Heidi-Montag-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Heidi Montag"}];