Well, she tries to anyway...
\r\nOn the day Girls Aloud launched their new book it was busy-busy for Sarah Harding and co.
\r\nSo join us as we track a day in the life of the gals.
\r\nSarah arrives with her \"check me out\" face at Waterstone's in Piccadilly Circus.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Erm, Sarah, you're here to sign a book, not flash your thigh. And we'll address your outfit in a mo, but first...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Phew, Cheryl Cole's all jungle and boobs in this frilly frockage.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
This is the plumpest we've seen her chest in a while. Chicken fillets, anyone?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
And how are her pins? To die for, we say.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Is Nicola Roberts not wearing lipstick?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Nicola-Roberts-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Looking like two walking chess pieces are Kimberley Walsh and Nadine Coyle. But long may their mo in the spotlight last. Here's why...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-and-Nadine-Coyle-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh and Nadine Coyle 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Welcome to the Sarah Show, a one-lady spectacular. The other girls choose muted tones but not Ms Harding - she'll be seen no matter what, dammit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Next stop Las Vegas, Sarah?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Or no, how about Broadway? Those are fab jazz hands, BTW.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Don't pretend you're shy now.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Ooh check out the clash between Nicola's hair and Sarah's dress colour.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-and-Nicola-Roberts-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding and Nicola Roberts 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
They look a bit lost. Have they been into a bookshop before?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-and-Nicola-Roberts-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding and Nicola Roberts 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Let's get down to business though. Sarah's giving us her bestseller look.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
No thanks, we don't want to share your gum. We bet Salman Rushdie never rocks up to a booksigning chewing away.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-13.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Book, what book? It's all about creating a sexy, alluring pose.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Nicola-Roberts-and-Sarah-Harding-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Nicola Roberts and Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
But Kimberley's not quite getting the look right. Or perhaps her ears are being stretched by the weight of those hoops?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-and-Kimberely-Walsh-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Sarah Harding and Kimberely Walsh 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
It's a joy to see the girls looking so great, especially Cheryl whose shape here reminds us of the Chez of old. Huzzah.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-Nadine-Coyle-and-Cheryl-Cole-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and Cheryl Cole 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
We can now exclusively reveal the name of the new Girls Aloud single - it's called Two French Maids And Jane Of The Jungle.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-Nadine-Coyle-and-Cheryl-Cole-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
It's a tale of how Jane comes to the city and makes it big.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Kimberley does chair aerobics as Nadine tries to strike an interesting pose. We hope the book's a better read than Nadine's boring mug would suggest.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-and-Nadine-Coyle-1008-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh and Nadine Coyle 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
The girls bond. Over, well, music and nails and stuff.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-and-Nadine-Coyle-1008-2.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh and Nadine Coyle 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Cheryl hasn't stopped smiling, is her face stuck?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryle-Cole-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryle Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Would you like a cracker to go with all that cheese, Nicola?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Nicola-Roberts-1008-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Kimberley's got good teeth and she's proud to show it.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Where in the world is Wally? Among their eager fans?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Girls-Aloud-Book-Signing-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Girls Aloud Book Signing 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Just check the masses wanting a piece of the girls. You don't get a queue like this for AS Byatt we imagine.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Girls-Aloud-Fans-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Girls Aloud Fans 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
But now that the signing is done, it's time to celebrate such a festive occasion so the girls head out. Or in Kim's case maybe she could just use her ring to beam her somewhere special...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-1008-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Ah, she loves that idea.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Kimberley-Walsh-1008-1.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Kimberley Walsh 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Sarah makes her way to Club 9. But she's clearly not as thrilled as her friend is.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1005.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.05"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Have they really done a spot of shopping before hitting the tiles? Hopefully that means Sarah will get a new outfit on.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-15.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
No, seems not.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
She's heading home.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-14.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
But not before she grabs a bite.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-11.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
She's made sure her strawberry matches her dress too.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-10.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
See?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-9.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Now, this is how she gets her facial muscles in perfect pout shape. As Sarah scoots off, there's still work to be done for...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-12.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Cheryl, who heads off to some X Factor filming. But the poor lamb looks very tired.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-6.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
But before long, she's her sprightly self again.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-7.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
We guess she has to be as she heads to the X Factor studios in Wembley.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
Singing as she goes, it seems. But wait, is the dude on her left not appreciating her vocal magic?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-9.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
That's it, Cheryl's off to find someone who likes her lyrics.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"A Day In The Life Of Girls Aloud","caption":"
And here she is, in the form of a fan. How nice is Cheryl?
And how active are those Girls Aloud? We don't know about them but we're off to get some beauty sleep. Yawn.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"}];