This is what you call chaos in the world of couture.
\r\nOr a fashion train wreck if you prefer.
\r\nMake yourself feel better by seeing whose fashion is minging.
Cheryl Cole, you wouldn't be smiling if you had our view.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Cheryl-Cole-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Yes, do a pirouette, Leona Lewis, and spin yourself home in shame.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Leona-Lewis-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Leona Lewis 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Why would you do this to your legs, Hayden Panettiere?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Hayden-Panettiere-1008-9.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hayden Panettiere"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Beyonce's having a Shakespearean moment.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Beyonce-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Seriously, you were once a stylish model, Elle Macpherson, what's gone wrong?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Elle-Macpherson-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Elle Macpherson 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oh, if only Mel B hadn't been in such a rush - she might have had a mo to check herself out in a mirror.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Mel-B-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mel B 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Off for a parachute, Mel?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Mel-B-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mel B 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Bummed that her top is actually covering her breasts, Jodie Marsh is having a bad evening.
While we're popping champers at not having to see her boobs again, we can't say this is a great choice of cover-up.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Jodie-Marsh-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jodie Marsh 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Tarty does not equal tasty, Paris Hilton.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Paris-Hilton-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And dressing like the First Lady is no good either.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Paris-Hilton-1008-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Stripes on the move were never going to be a winner, Natalie Cassidy.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Natalie-Cassidy-1010.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Cassidy 10.10"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Wanted: a stylist for Sarah Harding.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Sarah-Harding-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Harding 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What were you thinking wearing this unflattering get-up, Sophie Monk?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Sophie-Monk-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sophie Monk"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
When your top competes with your lipstick for brightness it's not a good look, Christina Aguilera.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Christina-Aguilera-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Christina Aguilera 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We'd pull that gawdy hat down a bit further, Christina, so no one recognises you under there.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Christina-Aguilera-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Christina Aguilera 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Role-playing with Paddington Bear, Jennifer Love Hewitt?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Love Hewitt 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You do not graduate from even D-list fashion, Roisin Murphy.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Roisin-Murphy-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Roisin Murphy 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Danielle Lloyd should know better by now, but she's obviously not catching on to the fact that sparkly and small can come across as, erm, not expensive.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Danielle-Lloyd-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Chuffed that he has the look of geezer nailed down, Jude Law heads home to slip into a velour tracksuit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Jude-Law-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jude Law 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's a tough week for Madonna, but we've found brushing our hair and a splash of gloss can do wonders, Madge.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Madonna-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's not been a good week for Guy Ritchie either - in the personal or fashionable departments.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Guy-Ritchie-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Guy Ritchie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Could you really not find anything<\/i> else to wear, Joel Madden?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Joel-Madden-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Joel Madden 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
That top's making our eyes hurt, Duffy.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Duffy-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Duffy 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Disastrous dresses have a name, and that name is Lady Victoria Hervey.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Lady-Victoria-Hervey-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lady Victoria Hervey 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And although an improvement, this is a second crossing of the line in one week. How unfortunate - for us.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Lady-Victoria-Hervey-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lady Victoria Hervey 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There's no way looking like the golden ticket from Willy Wonka's factory is ever good, Alesha Dixon.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Alesha-Dixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Coming soon, in the next episode of Fashion Clueless, are Nicole Cammack and Rex Newmark.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Nicole-Cammack-and-Rex-Newmark.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Cammack and Rex Newmark"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
At least Becki Newton and Debra Messing find their unflattering frocks funny. Someone has to.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Becki-Newton-and-Deborah-Messing-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Becki Newton and Deborah Messing 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oh dear, Rachel Weisz got the rest of her dress caught in the car door. At least that's the excuse we'd make if we were her.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Rachel-Weisz-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rachel Weisz 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Don't look so thrilled, Kate Nash, your top is juvenile and doesn't work at all.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Kate-Nash-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Nash 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Any blander and you'd be unnoticeable Sharon Stone.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Sharon-Stone-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Stone 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Old MacDonald had a farm, and on that farm he had some badly dressed chickens named Lois and Jaime Winstone.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Jaime-Winstone-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jaime Winstone 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Even the lady alongside Cat Deeley can't hide her disdain for Cat's weak style effort.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Cat-Deeley-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cat Deeley 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There's no such thing as fashion luck for Konnie Huq.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Konnie-Huq-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Konnie Huq 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Have she and Piers Morgan been slimed by that one from Ghostbusters?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Konnie-Huq-and-Piers-Morgan-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Konnie Huq and Piers Morgan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jeez, grab a map and hang a large camera around your neck and you'll be a regular badly dressed tourist Russell Crowe.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Russell-Crowe-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Russell Crowe 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Didn't Sophia Bush realise only Ange can pull off latex?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Kristen-Bell-and-Sophia-Bush-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kristen Bell and Sophia Bush 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Well, who knew Lake Bell was such a Trekkie fan? But let us warn you, Lake, any outfit that looks like you're trying to catch Spock's eye isn't good.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Lake-Bell-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lake Bell 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Has Alexis Arquette not noticed those dodgy trouser stains?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Alexis-Arquette-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alexis Arquette 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
If you'd been living in a hut for months this look would be great, Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you're out and about so what's your excuse? Hmm, is that silence we hear?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Philip Seymour Hoffman 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
If bad fashion were an illness, you'd have a terrible case, Christine Lakin.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Christine-Lakin-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Christine Lakin 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Liz Fuller makes us feel a bit ill with her outfit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Liz-Fuller-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Liz Fuller 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Has Seal been borrowing clothes from Hugh Hefner? These do look rather like pyjamas.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Seal-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Seal 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
In Carrie and David Grant's minds they look like Posh and Becks, we imagine. How wrong they are.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Carrie-and-David-Grant-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Carrie and David Grant 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The Boring Board would like to congratulate Julia Stiles on doing them proud.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Julia-Stiles-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Julia Stiles 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Clearly Phoebe Price can't decide which era she's loving more - Woodstock or the flapper stage.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Phoebe-Price-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Phoebe Price 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Are Ronan Palmer and Claudine Keane trying to break into broadway?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Ronan-Palmer-and-Caludine-Keane-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ronan Palmer and Caludine Keane 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We think Alfie Allen's jacket should come with a warning: this garment should not be worn without adult supervision.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Alfie-Allen-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alfie Allen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Spotted: the species commonly referred to as fashionless fowl. Sorry, Michelle Williams, we didn't realise you were a keen bird watcher too?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Michelle-Williams-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Williams 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Get Aubrey O'Day a gent in lederhosen and an ale to toast. Quickly.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Aubrey-ODay-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Aubrey O'Day 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
How rude, some artist has used Lana Fuchs as a palette for testing out colours.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Lana-Fuchs-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lana Fuchs 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Thunder and lightning, very, very frightening. Although still far more pleasant than Natalie Press' skirt and billowy top.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Natalie-Press-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Press 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oi, Ol Parker, when you're this close to a babe like Thandie Newton, casual ain't cool. Where are your manners?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Ol-Parker-and-Thandie-Newton-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Ol Parker and Thandie Newton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What's Mica Paris expecting at the Mobos? The storming of the bulls?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Mica-Paris-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mica Paris 10.08"}];