Welcome to the Showbiz Dating Agency as we round up some of the<\/i> most eligible ladies Guy Ritchie could date.
Starting with Lisa Snowdon. She's British, beautiful, has dated an A-lister before and is well in Guy's league.
We say: Britain's next top wedding? Yes please.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/10/Lisa-Snowdon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lisa Snowdon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Now that Britney Spears is getting everything back on track she could do with a stable fella like Guy.
We say: an odd match, but she's often referred to as a young Madonna, so you never know.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/2/Britney-Spears-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
How much of a blow would it be to Madge if her ex got together with America's Sweetheart? Might sound unlikely but then so was the director and the Material Girl.
We say: ditch that musician, Jen, this union would be as sweet as sugar.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Guy-Richies-potential-girlfriends-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Aniston"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Because all we want is for Kylie Minogue to meet a nice man. He could go from queen to princess of pop. Excellent.
We say: it'd be beautiful.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Kylie-Minogue-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kylie Minogue 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
If she can't nab a prince, well, heck, Paris Hilton could do worse than to hook eligible Guy. She does want to move to the UK, after all.
We say: she'd smile, he'd nod, and that would be the extent of their communication. Could work.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Paris-Hilton-0908-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Wild is her middle name (we're guessing), but Pamela Anderson would probably bring out Guy's fun side.
We say: it would be like riding a roller coaster, but we're sure they'd both enjoy it.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Guy-Richies-potential-girlfriends-5.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pamela Anderson"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
British actress seeks unmarried British beau. Tring, tring. \"Hi Guy, it's Sienna Miller here. Fancy a pint at the local?\" (Which Guy just happens to own.) Bliss.
She's into acting, he's a director.
We say: match made in heaven.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Sienna-Miller-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sienna Miller 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
She'd love to get behind the camera with him we reckon, so Drew Barrymore get your butt over here to the UK. And we can so see her starring in one of his movies too.
We say: this could be a superb match - their film would be nothing like Swept Away because Drew can act.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/13/Drew-Barrymore-0507-green.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Drew Barrymore 05.07 green"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
If Guy's looking for someone to put him on a pedestal, then Abi Titmuss may be the lady to do it. Just think of the movie knowledge he could share and the doors he could open for her?
We say: he'd be worshipped, but would he get tired of being fawned over?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/3/Abi-Titmuss-1008-2.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Abi Titmuss 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
She's got oodles of relationship experience to bring to the table, so Patsy Kensit could teach Guy a thing or two.
We say: shucks, Patsy usually goes for music men.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/30/Patsy-Kensit-0308.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Patsy Kensit 03.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Should Guy decide to explore his inner bohemian, babe Mischa Barton could be the girl of his dreams.
We say: what would they talk about?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/7/Mischa-Barton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
So, from a prince to a wannabe-cockney director may be a step down for Kate Middleton, but if she feels like a bloke who may come with baggage, but not oodles of security, then Guy could be perfect.
We say: go on, Kate, make Wills beg to get you back.<\/p>","url":"2008/8/15/Prince-William-and-Kate-Middleton-08080808-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Prince William and Kate Middleton 08.0808.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
OMG, imagine Cat Deeley strutting the red rug on Guy's arm? Dating Guy may mean Cat would come back to the UK for good too. Yay.
We say: we're good at this matchmaking stuff, aren't we?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Guy-Richies-potential-girlfriends.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cat Deeley"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
We reckon Guy's used to a woman wearing the trousers, but as long as Nicollette Sheridan sticks with just the one career, there's passion potential here.
We say: this union would be really hot, but we suspect wouldn't last very long.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Nicolette-Sheridan-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicolette Sheridan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Guy could be the man to get Michelle Heaton baking cookies and knitting. As someone who's also got an ex-spouse, she could be a fountain of advice for him.
We say: she may be too much for him to handle.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Guy-Richies-potential-girlfriends-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Heaton"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Because Courtney Love isn't shy to speak her mind (to say the least) and Guy seems to like a bit of a spark in his ladies.
We say: while Natalie may be too tame, could Court actually be a step too far after 10 years of Madge?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Courtney-Love-0304-3.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Courtney Love 03.04"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Brains and beauty don't come better than Natalie Portman. And we reckon she and Guy could talk politics and philosophy for hours (when he's not in the pub).
We say: technically should work, but there may not be any chemistry? Let's face it, Nat doesn't come across as quite the live wire we think Guy may be used to.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/3/Natalie-Portman-1008-4.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Portman 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
With Hugh Hefner out of the picture, Holly Madison could do with a young stud to provide the baby she wants. And Guy seems, erm, fertile enough.
We say: we don't know if Guy's ready for more kids just yet and she wants one now so it may be too soon for him.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/15/Holly-Madison-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Holly Madison 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Underneath her make-up and corsets we think Dita Von Teese is dying for a polite gent to take her for tea and treat her right. We think Guy's the man for the job.
We say: her acts may remind him too much of Madonna's stage shows. Drat.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/3/Dita-Von-Teese-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Nancy Dell'Olio is used to handling the pressure that comes with dating someone more famous than she is.
We say: her European style would intrigue Mr Ritchie, but would she be too much to handle?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Nancy-DellOlio-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nancy Dell'Olio 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
She'd love all of his A-list friends and Denise Van Outen looks like she knows how to have fun.
We say: we don't really think she's done with Lee Mead. But, y'know, if that goes down the pan she could do worse than to give Guy a go.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Denise-Van-Outen-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Denise Van Outen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
She may not be your conventional girl next door, but Jackie Stallone could add the quirky factor to Guy's life. And he doesn't seem opposed to an older woman.
We say: if this one lasted more than two minutes we'd be very surprised.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Guy-Richies-potential-girlfriends-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jackie Stallone"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
She's not shy to talk, and talk, and then talk some more. So Dannii Minogue could provide Guy with some food for thought.
We say: would Guy prefer the quiet life?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/9/Dannii-Minogue-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dannii Minogue 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Considering they're both still nursing a divorce wound, Heather Mills and Guy would have much to chew the fat about. Plus, she'd go to all his premieres if he went to her charity dos, right?
We say: the vegetarian diet is easier to follow than a macrobiotic one - this match could very well have legs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/14/Heather-Mills-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Heather Mills 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Alesha Dixon seems like a lovely lass and after love rat MC Harvey she deserves a good, erm, Guy.
We say: bizarrely, we can see it working out.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Alesha-Dixon-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Guy looks like he'd do a good job of making Nicola Roberts feel more than \"just the ugly one\".
We say: she could sing a soundtrack for one of his movies. But beyond business, how long would the pleasure last?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/20/Nicola-Roberts-1008-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicola Roberts 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
If you can handle Madonna, well, then a bit of Sharon Stone should be a walk in the park. Sure, she's feisty, blonde and in her fifties, but perhaps that makes her the perfect lady to ease Guy back into the dating scene.
We say: it wouldn't last forever, we admit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/13/Sharon-Stone-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sharon Stone 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Fashion expert Trinny Woodall meets hot shot director. We like. And they're both fresh on the divorce train, so could provide good shoulders to cry on.
We say: her insistence that he takes his clothes off and stands in a three-way mirror might be too much.<\/p>","url":"2008/9/10/Trinny-Woodall-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Trinny Woodall 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Girlfriends For Guy Ritchie","caption":"
Ah, the original bikini babe, Melanie Sykes is classy and not short of her own CV credentials. She and Guy could really complement each other.
We say: it'd have a slow start, but once it gained speed, could spiral into a love blizzard.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/4/Melanie-Sykes-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Melanie Sykes 06.08"}];