Make way, London - Paris Hilton has hit the capital's trendy Notting Hill district for a socialite-style shopping trip.
But it's not just togs she's after...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Typically unassuming, the American blonde is also staking a claim to Britain's royal family.
Not at all delusional, are we Paris?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Could this bid for some blue blood have anything to do with the fact that Paris was spotted cosily chatting with Prince William the other night?
She's rumoured to have thought him \"super\" after the encounter...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-26.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
But we don't think Kate Middleton should fret just yet.
Paris is, after all, still romancing with Benji Madden - and she also has a bodyguard at hand to prevent her from throwing herself at Wills in the unlikely event that he suddenly crops up in Notting Hill.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-10.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Still, it's good to see Paris aiming so high.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-14.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
What Her Majesty The Queen would make of Paris' bid for royalty is anyone's guess...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-18.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Does an invitation to afternoon tea at Windsor Castle beckon?
The idea's certainly tickling Paris pink.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-16.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Time for a little schmoozing within the retail outlets.
No wonder the shop owners love Ms Hilton...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-13.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
They must see dollar signs approaching from a million kilometres away.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
An heiress she may be, but in these crunching times Paris still checks the price tag.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-17.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Meanwhile, an ever-ardent gang of enthusiasts gather outside, all dying for a wee glimpse of the US A-lister.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-12.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Bashfully capitalising on the limelight, Paris changes into a green gown which outlines the shape of her nips.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Before indulging in a wee happy dance.
Well, you have to keep the locals entertained...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
La di da.
Paris is having a right ball as she parades around the shop.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-22.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Checking over her shoulder - yep, the crowd's still there, P.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-25.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
But why not throw a few extra moves, just for good measure?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-19.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Bet Wills would be impressed if he were a fly on the wall of this shop...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-4.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
But is this really royal garb?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-23.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
We're not convinced.
You might have to ditch the glitter if you wanna stand a chance among Charles and co, Paris.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-24.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
These shoes aren't too bad though.
They're defo more Kate Middleton-fodder...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-9.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Jeez, it must be tough for Paris being stuck in the spotlight...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-5.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Still, she doesn't seem to mind too much.
In fact, call us hasty, but we'd say she's soaking it up.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-20.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Why else would she dump her precious shopping bags for a quick photo opp with a stranger's dog?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
It says much that Paris probably won't bend for any living human being - but she's happy to let a pooch lick her hand.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-15.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
The crowds gather, as Paris gets stuck in with some fido-loving.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-21.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
Yes, yes, Paris - the whole wide world can see what a generous-hearted, animal-loving and naturally beautiful lady you are.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008-11.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Paris' London Shop Assault","caption":"
She's engineered the situ to perfection as every camera within a 10-mile radius zooms in on her.
\r\nAnd from this angle we can also safely say that there's probably no point in visiting Question Air this week as Paris has clearly bought up the entire stock.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/21/Paris-Hilton-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Paris Hilton 10.08"}];