Jordan reckons Victoria Beckham has the ideal figure.
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See if you agree in our investigation of Posh's \"perfect\" bod.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Jordan-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan "},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
We didn't think Jordan had much love for Posh, but when it comes to her bod and look she gets all gushy.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Victoria-Beckham-0508.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
When asked which celeb she considers to have the perfect body, Jordan says: \"I think the look I like overall is Victoria Beckham's.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/9/29/Victoria-Beckham-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Jord continues: \"She always looks immaculate and I love her hair.\"<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Victoria-Beckham-0208.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
\"You know, like, every time I've had a kid I've shrunk back and so has she, so maybe she's just naturally thin. I know I am.\"
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But does that make for perfection, Jordan?<\/p>","url":"2008/9/30/Victoria-Beckham-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":" Victoria Beckham 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Do you agree with Jordan's views?
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Is this the perfect bodily image?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Victoria-Beckham-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
From crops to long tresses, from evening gowns to skimpy kit - is Posh the top of the pops when it comes to her frame?
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Join us as we, erm, take her apart and see just how she compares to some of our top rated stars.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Victoria-Beckham-0106.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 01.06"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Let's literally go from head to toe.
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Hair:<\/b> Posh's tresses may be iconic, but we reckon Penelope Cruz's locks outshine them.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Penelope-Cruz-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Penelope Cruz 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Eyes:<\/b> Vic fixes her stare.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
But we reckon Cheryl Cole's peepers out-sparkle her fellow Wag's.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Cheryl-Cole-1007.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Close, Vic, but no cigar.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-cheryl-cole-eyes-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham cheryl cole eyes 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Nose:<\/b> It's not what everyone would call perfect.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0508.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 05.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Carmen Electra's is as cute as a button.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Carmen-Electra-0808.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Carmen Electra 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
We know which honk we'd pick.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Carmen-Electra-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Carmen Electra 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Teeth:<\/b> It's not often that Posh flashes her pearly whites.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0707.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
While Jessica Simpson can't stop flaunting hers...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Jessica-Simpson-0904.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 09.04"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Is this why?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Jessica-Simpson-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Jessica Simpson 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Lips:<\/b> Vic concentrates on her pout.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0608.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
But for Angelina Jolie it is just a natural plumping.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Angelina-Jolie-1008-12.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Angelina Jolie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
It doesn't matter how much lip gloss you don - Ange is always going to be Little Miss Perfect in the luscious lip department.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Angelina-Jolie-Victoria-Beckham-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Angelina Jolie Victoria Beckham 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Cheeks:<\/b> Lashings of bronzer give Posh the definition.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 02.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Kate Moss' gorge cheekbones just can't help but display themselves proudly.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Kate-Moss-0206.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Moss 02.06"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
There's not loads in it but we think Miss Moss has the edge.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Kate-Moss-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Kate Moss 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Boobs:<\/b> Crikey, she certainly tries hard to get them noticed.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-0607.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
But Lindsay Lohan has that natural appeal.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Lindsay-Lohan-0908.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Lindsay Lohan 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Our money is on Linds for pup perfection.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Lindsay-Lohan-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Lindsay Lohan 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Waist:<\/b> You never see her tum, but Vicky likes to flaunt her teeny waist in corsets.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 6.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
... But if you're going to do it, do it properly, like Dita Von Teese.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Dita-Von-Teese-0705.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dita Von Teese 07.05"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Suck it up girls.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Dita-Von-Teese-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Dita Von Teese "},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Bottom:<\/b> Is she trying to give her ass extra padding?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 06.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
... No need for any here, Halle Berry's got the perfect curve.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Halle-Berry-0307.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Halle Berry 03.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Which is peachy perfection?
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We're going for Halle.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-and-Halle-Berry-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Halle Berry 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Arms:<\/b> Vic has got v slender twigs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-208.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 2.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
But is uber-skinny always best? Many a lady covets Jennifer Aniston's toned limbs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Jennifer-Aniston-0607.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Aniston "},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
No bingo wings in sight for either lass.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Jennifer-Aniston-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Aniston 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Hands:<\/b> No matter how you dress 'em up Vic, gnarly knuckles can always be seen.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-0707.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 07.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
As smooth as silk is how we'd describe Kelly Brook's hands.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Kelly-Brook-0708.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kelly Brook 07.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Pass Vic the moisturiser.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-and-Kelly-Brook-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Kelly Brook 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Legs:<\/b> We fear that Posh's pins may break at times, so slight are they.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-1007.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 10.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
But we have no such worries looking at Fergie's awesome athletic legs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Fergie-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fergie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Get yourself on the stepper in the gym Vic if you want to challenge Fergs.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Victoria-Beckham-and-Fergie-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Fergie 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Feet:<\/b> We stare amazed at Posh's shoes but what's in them gets ignored.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
You can't help but admire Uma Thurman's long, lean tootsies.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Uma-Thurman-1005.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Uma Thurman 10.05"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
Vic needs a chiropodist to sort out her bunion.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Victoria-Beckham-and-Uma-Thurman-08.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham and Uma Thurman 08"},{"captionHeading":"Posh's Perfect Body?","caption":"
So there we have it folks, even though we reckon Posh's bod is A-OK, it just goes to show that there are plenty of other lovelies to live up to in the figure department too.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/17/Victoria-Beckham-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 09.08"}];