Yes the dress is gross, but Natalie Imbruglia's hair is where our problemo sits. That blonde hue is really washing her out.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Natalie-Imbruglia-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Imbruglia 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This is an appeal on behalf of Celebville: If you can spare just £1 a month a celebrity like Fergie can get a mirror to check herself in before going out. £2 will buy her a hairbrush. And if you could give just £5 a month, Fergie could get a stylist to dress her. Fergie will even send you a signed photograph as well as monthly updates on how she's doing. Please help today. Make that change.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Fergie-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fergie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
So the press said Justin Timberlake couldn't make it to the LFF with girlf Jessica Biel. But nobody checked under her dress, did they?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Jessica-Biel-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Biel 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Working on The X Factor must be keeping Cheryl Cole busy. Too busy, in fact. Her night look is unpleasant...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Cheryl-Cole-1008-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And her day look is just lazy. Simon Cowell needs to give her some time off to organise her winter wardrobe.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Cheryl-Cole-1008-15.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Cheryl Cole 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Natalie Portman is skilled at fashion improv. Look here at how she's got two hedgehogs stuck on her shoulders.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Natalie-Portman-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Natalie Portman 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
That's right Britney Spears, you hide your awful cardi under that brolly. Lower, lower still...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Britney-Spears-1008-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Britney Spears 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
She looks like a bird's nest, hopefully Kate Bosworth doesn't smell like one too.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Kate-Bosworth-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Bosworth 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Twit twoo (or not) Fearne Cotton and Kate are birds of a (disgusting) feather.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Fearne-Cotton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fearne Cotton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
More birds, more bad feathers. It's The Saturdays (bar one).<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/The-Saturdays-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"The Saturdays 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Make it stop, Alesha Dixon. We can't take anymore...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Alesha-Dixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Nicole Richie will insist on not looking where she's going. So if she doesn't pay much attention generally, that explains Nic's outfit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Nicole-Richie-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Richie 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Dilemma time for Jordan. Should she wear the pink frilly frock with heels or the pink sixties frock with wellies? Stuff it, she'll wear both.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Jordan-1008-7.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Those Olsen girls have grown up pretty quick, but not that<\/i> quick. What's with the mumsy dress, Ashley?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Ashley-Olsen-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ashley Olsen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Katie Holmes is a bleach job away from becoming Andy Warhol.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Katie-Holmes-1008-5.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katie Holmes 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
\"Get on your feet, get up and make it happen...\" Gloria Estefan needs to ignore her own advice and sit down somewhere where we can't see this dreadful get-up.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Gloria-Estefan-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gloria Estefan 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Celebs going green? This is too far, Minnie Driver. Leave the bin bags at home for my old man the dustman.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Minnie-Driver-1008-14.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Minnie Driver"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Aha, here come the dustbin collectors now... sorry, it's actually Christina Aguilera.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Christina-Aguilera-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Christina Aguilera 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There, there, Renee Zellweger. We'd chuck ourselves in the nearest lake if we had to wear that in a film.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Renee-Zellweger-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Renee Zellweger"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Mena Suvari's jacket is going to be massive in 2009. Massive in landfills.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Mena-Suvari-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mena Suvari 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
She's got the bod, but Blake Lively's not got the right togs on for showing it off. Pity.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Blake-Lively-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Blake Lively 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
When your dress is pretty much the same size as your belt you're in trouble, Danielle Lloyd.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Danielle-Lloyd-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This is nowt special, Lily Allen. Something a little more \"wow\" is expected from a pop star.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Lily-Allen-1008-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lily Allen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Satin's a bugger to wear. It creases up more than Jonathan Ross at his own jokes. Alas, it is too late for Maggie Gyllenhaal...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Maggie-Gyllenhaal-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Maggie Gyllenhaal 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Sophie Ellis-Bextor is like a milk bottle wrapped in a pair of polka dot knickers, colour-wise.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Sophie-Ellis-Bextor-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sophie Ellis Bextor 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Where has Cynthia Nixon's body gone? She's like a floating head in this beige dress.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Cynthia-Nixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Cynthia Nixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Normally smiley Jessica Simpson has turned into a right mardy madam. Fair dues though, that oversized coat is p-re-tty bad.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Jessica-Simpson-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And breath, Elle Macpherson. We said breath. Breath woman... Oh no, she's going... Doctor!<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Elle-Macpherson-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Elle Macpherson 10.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Hint: We wouldn't even be this casual for painting the house, Robert Knepper.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Robert-Knepper-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Robert Knepper 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Look carefully and you can see the uncertainty on Toni Braxton's face. She almost looks like she was just trying this on for a laugh at home and somehow Quantum Leaped to this bash by mistake. Where's Sam when you need him?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Toni-Braxton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Toni Braxton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Someone who's despo for help is Rumer Willis. Guy Ritchie's gonna be real mad when he clocks that she's nicked his bags from Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Rumer-Willis-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rumer Willis 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Waist-cinching belts and trackie bums were never meant to be worn together, Monica Cruz.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Monica-Cruz-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Monica Cruz 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Bonkers is as bonkers does. Agyness Deyn wants to listen to Forrest Gump before dressing up.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Agyness-Deyn-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Agyness Deyn 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Scrolling down from top to bottom, Colin Farrell's look goes from bad to worse, climaxing in a filthy pair of building site boots.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Colin-Farrell-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Colin Farrell 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Def Leppard, Boston, Foreigner... stadium rock is over now, Mischa Barton. Let the fashions be past too.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Mischa-Barton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mischa Barton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Alex Curran has found a use for her rock chick relics, but the tasseled bag still isn't translating into our modern times.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Alex-Curran-1008-6.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alex Curran 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Mark Owen or Carrie's Russian boyf in Sex And The City?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Mark-Owen-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mark Owen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
SJP or kettle with tea cosy?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Jessica Parker 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The only pulling going on for Dana Delany tonight is the material stretching across her bod.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Dana-Delany-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Dana Delany 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There's a certain level of resignation where Mary J Blige is concerned these days, as she's mostly getting it wrong. But we won't give up on her yet, damn it.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/24/Mary-J-Blige-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mary J Blige 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
All it would have taken is two measly straps and a bit of tailoring for Maria Menounos. THEN she could have been in the best dressed gallery.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Maria-Menounos-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Maria Menounos 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Let's put this one to the general public. Does Gemma Arterton have the pins for this?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Gemma-Arterton-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Gemma Arterton 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Want to borrow some castanets, Joan Collins?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Joan-Collins-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Joan Collins 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
How To Look Broader Than Hulk Hogan, by Geena Davis. Coming to a good bookstore near you soon.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Geena-Davis-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Geena Davis 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Note how the crowd in the background have washed their hands of Tiana Benjamin. It's got to be because of that outfit.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Tina-Benjamin-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tina Benjamin 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Stop looking like you've hit the fashion jackpot Phoebe Price. You're actually in debt and the bailiffs are coming to get you.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Phoebe-Price-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Phoebe Price 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
As hunky as Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck are, the two brothers-in-law are scruffed up a treat here.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Joaquin-Phoenix-and-Casey-Affleck-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Never mind the obviously tacky togs, Hannah Sandling seems to have some sort of portable wind machine blowing on her. Or maybe someone's just opened the door in an effort to blow her unfashionable butt right out of it.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/29/Hannah-Sandling-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hannah Sandling 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Any material that gives off a greater reflection than water should be avoided on the grounds it looks tres tacky. At least Tamara Beckwith will know for next time.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Tamara-Beckwith-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Tamara Beckwith 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You can take Emma Rigby out of the 'Oaks costume department, but you can't take the 'Oaks costume department out of Emma Rigby.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Hannah-Rigby-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hannah Rigby 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Charlie Sheen just aged about 100 years with this hat and cigar.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Charlie-Sheen-1008.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Charlie Sheen 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Madonna wore a great top like this back in the Vogue video. That was 1990, Marisa Tomei...<\/p>","url":"2008/10/28/Marisa-Tomei-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Marisa Tomei 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Where does Chelsea Staub think she's going with those sleeves - to the moon and back?<\/p>","url":"2008/10/27/Chelsea-Staub-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chelsea Staub 10.08"}];