Here at the Showbiz Shed we are Alesha Dixon's biggest fans.
She's bubbly and beautiful with a fab bod to boot.
There's just one catch when it comes to her celeb appeal - her dodgy sense of fashion.
Looking at the popster's style choices over the years, we can't help but think a closet re-vamp is in order.
For example, this spangly affair might have been aiming at disco queen, but in reality it has us cringing into our cornflakes...<\/p>","url":"2008/4/3/Alesha-Dixon-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 04.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
As does this shocking, shiny see-through sheath.<\/p>","url":"2008/3/13/Alesha-Dixon-1006-green.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.06 green"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
We know this look may be born from Alesha's Mis-teeq days of old...
\r\nBut it in our books it's a Mis-take pure and simple.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0002.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 00.02"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
You're such a natural beauty, Lesh - we want to zip this horror garb right off.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0404.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 04.04"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
The singer/dancer really lets down a fab performance in this frightener.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0702.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 07.02"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
It's the Mobo awards, Alesha, not the Mo-boobs awards.
\r\nWe're all in favour of some chestical action - but not dressed up like this...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0906.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 09.06"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Alesha's banging bod is banished by this blue banacle...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-1207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 12.07"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
While this blingin' gown clings in all the wrong places.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/16/Alesha-Dixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Does Alesha think this t-shirt means she's down with the kids?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0003.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon "},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Wag-esque bustiers and denim are never going to win us over.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0207.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 02.07"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Alesha's style is no hotter in the Harvey days.
A gingham frock? Seriously?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-and-Harvey-0804.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon and Harvey 08.04"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Is it 2003 or 1980?
\r\nWe are not quite sure, judging by this alarming excuse of a mini-dress/jumper.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0603.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 06.03"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
If we had your figure, Alesha, we would have defo ditched the black vest.
And the animal-print top too - it's hideous.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Why wear so loose?
You're made of hot stuff... simply show it off - you don't need spangly tack to get in the way.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0808.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 08.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Feathers definitely do not flatter Alesha's fine physique.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/30/Alesha-Dixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Memo to all girl bands, including Mis-teeq girlies Alesha, Sabrina Washington and Su-Elise Nash: matching outfits are OK...
If they don't resemble a collective drape.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-Sabrina-Washington-and-Su-Elise-Nash-0804.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon, Sabrina Washington and Su Elise Nash 08.04"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
It looks as if Alesha is on the edge of being gobbled up by this denim disaster.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0806.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 08.06"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Dolly Parton's calling, Lesh...
She wants her frock back.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0907-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
The top half kinda doesn't match the bottom.
\r\nShe should've gone glam all the way.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0907.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 09.07"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
We can't believe it either, lady.
Not only is it cheap, this jacket is just... wrong.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0107.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 01.07"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
But we do agree it's time to ditch that hideous lavender tracksuit.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0703.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 07.03"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Nearly there, Lesh, but that colour's bordering on chintzy...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 01.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
We can see where you are going with this one, but it just doesn't work.
A cheap re-work on fairy-tale clobber...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0908.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 09.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Beautiful bonce, check.
Fit figure, check.
Sexy stillettos, double-check.
\r\nSo can you explain what went wrong with the frock?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alesha-Dixon-0205.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 02.05"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Alesha's smile always manages to light up the room...
\r\nBut we didn't think she would take it literally in this lampshade.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/6/Alesha-Dixon-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 11.08 "},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
Yes, we know that monochrome is all the rage...
\r\nBut there are too many textures going on in this debacle.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Alesha-Dixon-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
It seems that someone has surprised Alesha and told her about those shockers down south.<\/p>","url":"2008/10/23/Alesha-Dixon-1008.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 10.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
We just want to unwrap her out of this catastrophe.<\/p>","url":"2008/6/19/Alesha-Dixon-0608.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 06.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
You look fab with faux-leather pins, love...
\r\nBut why did you have to go and cover them up?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/3/Alesha-Dixon-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Alesha's Bad Style","caption":"
How ironic...
\r\nThe message reallly doesn't match the outfit.
Oh, Alesha, you're a gorge gal, now go and get yerself some togs to match.<\/p>","url":"2008/5/1/Alesha-Dixon-0408.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alesha Dixon 04.08"}];