This dress is only acceptable on women with purple rinses, playing slots in Las Vegas.
<\/p>
Most certainly not on Delta Goodrem.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Delta-Goodrem-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Delta Goodrem 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Nicole Richie is like a living Magic Eye.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Nicole-Richie-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Richie 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We're in debate as to whether or not this frock-up (and hair) was for a bet.
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Surely you can't be serious, Edith Bowman?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Edith-Bowman-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Edith Bowman 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Kate Bosworth pops her Dorothy shoes on and clicks her heels.
<\/p>
Doesn't she realise she's getting on a plane to go home?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Kate-Bosworth-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Bosworth 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What evs Mel B, pretending you've spilt water on your crotch.
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We're presuming it's sweat, but whatever it is, please pop your towel over it.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/6/Mel-B-1108-16.jpg","width":325,"height":540,"alt":"Mel B"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Her go-go-Gadget fake tan has only worked on Victoria Beckham's legs, no wonder she's trying to hide her pale mitts up the sleeves of this horrendous coat.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Victoria-Beckham-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This looks like a make-shift elf costume fashioned from a snooker table cover.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Victoria-Beckham-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Even Britney Spears thinks \"What the hell?\", as Madonna does her rendition of the Crazy Frog song.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Britney-Spears-and-Madonna-1108-24.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Britney Spears and Madonna 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We have to categorically say we 100% disagree with your statement tee, Paris Hilton.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Paris-Hilton-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You don't need to point this style error out Beyonce, it's bloomin' obvious.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Beyonce-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Kate Moss has once again trawled out the short shorts... you're not wearing us down on this one, Kate, we no likey.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Kate-Moss-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Moss 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Those who are not fans of Carley Stenson may appreciate this look.
<\/p>
But we'd rather see your pretty face and some chic clobber, dearie.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Carley-Stenson-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Carley Stenson 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We're almost the same colour in the face as Heather Graham's gown from saying this, but for those who haven't heard... tight satin ain't flattering, get a flippin' clue.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Heather-Graham-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Heather Graham 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We can't help but feel Hayden Panettiere is in danger of being choked by her necklace.
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And she also runs the risk of us throttling her if she continues to wear such unslightly togs.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Hayden-Panettiere-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hayden Panettiere 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oh no she didn't?
<\/p>
You're walking on thin ice, missy.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Hayden-Panettiere-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Hayden Panettiere 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Estelle and Kanye West's convo goes a little something like this: \"I look the silliest.\"
<\/p>
\"No I do.\"
<\/p>
Well we can tell them both that this simply ain't acceptable.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Estelle-and-Kanye-West-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"Estelle and Kanye West 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
A multitude of sins are shown here by Penny Lancaster Stewart.
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Firstly those trews scream mutton.
<\/p>
And the leopard and faux-fur top half are really beyond the pale.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Penny-Lancaster-Stweart-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Penny Lancaster Stweart 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Just let your eyes wander down Milla Jovovich's outfit.
<\/p>
Got to those tights?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/11/Milla-Jovovich-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Milla Jovovich 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Chanelle Hayes' feet seem to have been in a fight with a London pigeon.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Chanelle-Hayes-1108-3.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Chanelle Hayes 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You can wipe that grin off your face, Courteney Cox. If you thought the revolting shiny top would divert our attention from those 90s denims beneath you are sorely mistaken.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Courteney-Cox-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Courteney Cox 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Careful Rachel Weisz, somebody may try and spread you out in the park.
<\/p>
We mean they may mistake you for a picnic blanket, of course.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/11/Rachel-Weisz-1108-1.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Rachel Weisz 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Duffy wants to be a Teletubby - tragic.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Duffy-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Duffy 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Perhaps it's their love of bad syle that brought Nina and Jodie Marsh together?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Nina-and-Jodie-Marsh-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Nina and Jodie Marsh 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Pink looks like she's wearing a giant-sized snotty hankie.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Pink-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Pink 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And this time it's a mahoosive barcode.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Pink-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Pink 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Somebody needs to give celeb newbie Laura White a little lesson in matching style.
<\/p>
Rule 43: beanie hats and cocktail frocks will never ever go.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Laura-White-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Laura White 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We're so troubled by Perez Hilton's look.
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He's like a mixed-up schoolboy.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Perez-Hilton-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Perez Hilton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
There's a Bogof on bad fashion when you invite Nicole Cammack and Rex Newmark to your party.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Nicole-Cammick-and-Rex-Newmark-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Nicole Cammick and Rex Newmark 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We didn't know the circus was in town.
<\/p>
Oh, soz, it's actually Alex Curran.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Alex-Curran-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alex Curran 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is this some kind of skit that Alicia Keys is taking part in?
<\/p>
Are they even her arms?
<\/p>
And surely those large glasses can't possibly be hers?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Alicia-Keys-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alicia Keys 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is Mickey Rourke under the impression he's at home and that's why he can wander around in his slippers with his hands down his trews?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Mickey-Rourke-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Mickey Rourke 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
OMG, if you're going to put no effort in Julia Stiles, why do you bother going out?
<\/p>
We find it tedious to have to put you on our list each week.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Julia-Stiles-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Julia Stiles 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
T-shirts with your names on are only acceptable if you're in a sports team.
<\/p>
Do you understand, JLS?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/JLS-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":420,"alt":"JLS 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is Diane Keaton trying to sneak some extra people in under that voluminous skirt?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/11/Diane-Keaton-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Diane Keaton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Flaunting your naked nips in a teeny LBD is not a class act, Sophie Monk.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Sophie-Monk-1108-5.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Sophie Monk"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We don't like what you're wearing Danielle Lloyd, and we're not fans of your arm candy either.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Danielle-Lloyd-1108-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle Lloyd 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Our shock of the week comes from Kate Garraway's see-through dress.
<\/p>
We still can't look at it without needing our smelling salts.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Kate-Garraway-1108-2.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Garraway 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We think Kelis has had to leave her sunnies on due to her OTT boots.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Kelis-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kelis 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The colour of Kim Kardashian's frock is sludge, but why she would choose it in the first place is a mystery.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Kim-Kardashian-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kim Kardashian 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Spencer Pratt looks like he's on his way to his first day at school... while Heidi Montag looks like his overbearing mother - it's all wrong.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/11/Spencer-Pratt-and-Heidi-Montag-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Sometimes words fail us - congrats to Liya Kebede for making it so.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Liya-Kebede-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Liya Kebede 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jamie-Lynn Sigler's oversized togs are hideously unflattering.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/12/Jamie-Lynn-Sigler-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jamie-Lynn Sigler 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We've phoned the police, as we're sure Ricky Whittle's look is illegal.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/7/Ricky-Whittle-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ricky Whittle 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The colour, the cut, the length, the material...
<\/p>
Could Alicia Witt have got it any more wrong?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Alicia-Witt-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alicia Witt 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We can't help but feel Alice Dellal's got something to prove. Alright already, you're a tough little society girl. Move on.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Alice-Dellal-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Alice Dellal 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
What a monstrous mishap, Katy Perry.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Katy-Perry-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Katy Perry 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
No, Jennifer Nettles hasn't got serious body-hair issues, it's her pick of clobber that's the problem.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Jennifer-Nettles-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jennifer Nettles 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
If we were you Emily West, we'd replace the veil with a paper bag, so people wouldn't know who we were.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Emily-West-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Emily West 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
You're in ill-favour, Julianne Hough. We can't understand why you'd don such a cheap-looking gown.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Julianne-Hough-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Julianne Hough 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Tell us that Daniel Evans isn't really wearing a shirt with a sheen.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/10/Daniel-Evans-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Daniel Evans 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Stand back, Sarah Buxton's about to go into the cancan.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/13/Sarah-Buxton-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Sarah Buxton 11.08"}];