Oh Beyonce, for one so talented and pretty why do yourself down in such weighty-looking garb?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Byonce-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Beyonce 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We're not surprised that Jessica Simpson's pal wants the pap to back off.
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This is not a good style day.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Jessica-Simpson-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Simpson 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This clingy frock looks like Victoria Beckham's stepped out in some old-fashioned undercrackers.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Victoria-Beckham-1108-8.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Victoria Beckham 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Even Mickey Mouse looks cross at being emblazoned across Jordan's bra-flashing top.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Jordan-1108-4.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jordan 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Is it a tree, is it an elf?
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No it's just Madonna out in a bonkerino piece of clobber.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Madonna-1108-8.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna "},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Who has a skull covering up their front bum?
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Madge, that's who.
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Is she wearing all the clothing that Guy Ritchie never liked, in rebellion?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Madonna-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Madonna 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Kate Beckinsale's daughter, Lily Mo Sheen, seems to be looking away from her mother in disgust.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Kate-Beckinsale-daughter-Lily-Mo-Sheen-and-husband-Len-Wiseman-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kate Beckinsale, daughter Lily Mo Sheen and husband Len Wiseman 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Bet Katherine Heigl never thought we'd catch her having a slouchy day.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Katherine-Heigl-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Katherine Heigl 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
A trackie and a blinging bag... with this dressing Paris Hilton, you're really spoiling us, not.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Paris-Hilton-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
The accessories are a little lame, Paris.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Paris-Hilton-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Paris Hilton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We think the rug on Calum Best's chest should keep him warm enough... the hairy coat is a little OTT.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Calum-Best-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Calum Best 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Emma Watson, we can't even give you credit for dressing practically for the ice.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Emma-Watson-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Emma Watson 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Step away from the seventies, Juliette Lewis. Step away.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Juliette-Lewis-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Juliette Lewis 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
And in the same week, Juliette goes over to the eighties.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Juliette-Lewis-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Juliette Lewis 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This may be for a film role but it's still worth mentioning.
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To be fair to Jessica Alba, she doesn't look thrilled about donning it either.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Jessica-Alba-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Alba 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Even Jessica Biel can't take herself seriously in this hat.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/Jessica-Biel-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jessica Biel 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
How sweet - it's his and hers bad dressing from Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Kym-Marsh-and-Jamie-Lomas-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Kym Marsh and Jamie Lomas 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Do not adjust your screens, it's just Kourtney and Kim Kardashian's idea of fashion.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Kourtney-and-Kim-Kardashian-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Kourtney and Kim Kardashian 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jessie Wallace seems to have a hirsute problem.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Jesse-Wallace-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jesse Wallace 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Rachel Weisz's wrapping-paper dress is not fit for a celeb frame.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Rachel-Weisz-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Rachel Weisz 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Short and sheer... Danielle Lloyd's combination makes for a disastrous result.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Danielle-LLoyd-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Danielle LLoyd 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Oh no, has Amy Adams come off the worst in a fight with a chicken?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Amy-Adams-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Adams 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We don't like to see the wrinkly crotch part of Charlize Theron's leggings...<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Charlize-Theron-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Charlize Theron 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
But is it any worse than having to see her don a bin bag of a dress?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Charlize-Theron-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Charlize Theron 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We know Mandy Moore looks like she's on another planet here, but even she must have realised that she's popped on a black bra and then a v see-through top.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Mandy-Moore-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Mandy Moore 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Has Ali Bastian just popped on a dress that she found in the back of her cupboard?
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Surely that's not been worn since 1994?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Ali-Bastian-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Ali Bastian 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It looks like Becki Newton's wearing somebody else's frock.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Becki-Newton-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Becki Newton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
A shiny brown frock is not a winner in our book, Leven Rambin.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Leven-Rambin-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Leven Rambin 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's no good trying to cover up, Amy Winehouse, we've seen your string vest already.
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By the way, will you put some more clothes on in general please? You'll catch your death if you don't, it's November for Pete's sake.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Amy-Winehouse-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Winehouse 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
That's better, at least there's a coat.
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But now it's the shoes she's having a problem with - they look too big and seem to have no laces, that'll be what's bothering you Amy.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Amy-Winehouse-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amy Winehouse 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
We don't care how much you pop that hip, Michelle Trachtenberg, it's not going to make this dress worthy of a rating.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Michelle-Trachtenberg-1108-1.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Michelle Trachtenberg 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Individually, Fearne Cotton's pieces are nice - but together they are a disaster.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Fearne-Cotton-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Fearne Cotton 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's made our mince pies burn staring at Alfie Allen's top.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Alfie-Allen-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Alfie Allen 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
That's funny, Jaime Winstone, that's the face we pulled when we saw your get-up.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Jaime-Winstone-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Jaime Winstone 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Too much skimp and not enough style, Jamie Lynn Sigler.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Jamie-Lynn-Sigler-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jamie-Lynn Sigler 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Marisa Tomei and her (not so) amazing Technicolour dream coat have arrived.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Marisa-Tomei-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Marisa Tomei 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Did Olivia Inge put her top on a too-hot wash?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/14/Olivia-Inge-1108.jpg","width":385,"height":540,"alt":"Olivia Inge 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Karolina Kurkova looks like a saucy Little Bo Peep.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Karolina-Kurkova-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Karolina Kurkova 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Does LL Cool J think he's going to be thrown overboard?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/20/LL-Cool-J-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"LL Cool J 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
It's Chintz Central for Eva Amurri.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/18/Eva-Amurrir-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Eva Amurrir 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Lenny Kravitz's vest looks rather grubby... instead of covering it with an unflattering waistcoat, why not just wash it?<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Lenny-Kravitz-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Lenny Kravitz 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
If this is supposed to be a joke, Thom Browne, it really isn't funny.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Thom-Browne-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Thom Browne 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Speaking of jokes, hi there Amber Valletta.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Amber-Valletta-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Amber Valletta 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
This nightwear outfit is even too bad for the bedsheets Jonathan Ross.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/17/Jonathan-Ross-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jonathan Ross 11.08"},{"captionHeading":"Week's Worst Dressed","caption":"
Jason Statham looks like he's going to take a maths lesson not work it at a celeb bash.<\/p>","url":"2008/11/19/Jason-Statham-1108.jpg","width":320,"height":540,"alt":"Jason Statham 11.08"}];